I was watching Next Friday when I wrote this . Sorry if it offends you.
Inuyasha: What do you mean you wanna get a job ?
Miroku: Sango says if I wanna stay married to her I have to get a job .
Kagome: Do you know what you wanna do ?
Miroku: I haven't really thought about it till now . I guess I could go look through the newspaper or go look on the internet .
So Miroku , Inuyasha , and Kagome picked up a newspaper and went to work on looking for a job .
Kagome: Heres one for head chef . How about it Miroku ?
Miroku: Last time I tried to cook I almost burned down the apartment .
Kagome: Ohhhhhhh. Well keep looking .
Inuyasha: Is this good , its a job for.........hahahahahahahahaha PLUMBING !!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha !!!!
Miroku: Hell NO ! Inuyasha stop playin around ! This is serious .
Kagome: I think I found one .....
Miroku: What is it ?
Kagome: A pimp .....
Miroku: Hello I'm married . Sango would kill me .
Kagome: How about a male stripper ?
Miroku: Now you're talkin !
STRIP R US
Lookin for any muscular guy that can think for himself
Cash : What ever you make in a night !!!!!!!
Inuyasha & Kagome : Miroku looks like you found your dream job .
Next day Miroku . Inuyasha and Kagome went to see if Miroku would get the job .
Mandy: Well thats the whole place /
Miroku:Cool , um , do you get alot of visitors here ?
Mandy: Damn strait we get lots of visitors ! We're the best strip clum in Tokyo !
Inuyasha wonders over to a nearby strip pole .
Inuyasha: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is Fun !!!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha ! If you don't get off that pole , no sex for a year !!!!
SCREACH Inuyasha gets off pole and walks back over to Kagome .
Kagome: Good boy .
Miroku: So when can I start ?
Mandy: You could start today if you want to .
Miroku: Awsome !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: So where are you going ?
Miroku: Oh no where . Just having dinner with Inuyasha and Kagome .
Sango: Oh .
Miroku: Just a celebration for Kagomes um raise at her job .
Sango: Well don't be late .
Miroku: For what ?
Sango: Oh I didn't tell you ? Sesshomaru is coming over , we're having a disscution about animal rights .
Miroku: Okkkkk. I promise .
Mandy: Alright , your costume is over there . Change quickley you're on next .
Miroku: Alright .
Mandy exits room
Miroku: Man this thing is skimpy .
Miroku changes quickley and starts to check himself in the mirror .
Miroku: I am so sexy !!!!!!!
Mandy: Miroku get your ass out here !!
Miroku: OK!!! Alright Miroku earn big money , do it for Sango .
Inuyasha: What do you mean you wanna get a job ?
Miroku: Sango says if I wanna stay married to her I have to get a job .
Kagome: Do you know what you wanna do ?
Miroku: I haven't really thought about it till now . I guess I could go look through the newspaper or go look on the internet .
So Miroku , Inuyasha , and Kagome picked up a newspaper and went to work on looking for a job .
Kagome: Heres one for head chef . How about it Miroku ?
Miroku: Last time I tried to cook I almost burned down the apartment .
Kagome: Ohhhhhhh. Well keep looking .
Inuyasha: Is this good , its a job for.........hahahahahahahahaha PLUMBING !!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha !!!!
Miroku: Hell NO ! Inuyasha stop playin around ! This is serious .
Kagome: I think I found one .....
Miroku: What is it ?
Kagome: A pimp .....
Miroku: Hello I'm married . Sango would kill me .
Kagome: How about a male stripper ?
Miroku: Now you're talkin !
STRIP R US
Lookin for any muscular guy that can think for himself
Cash : What ever you make in a night !!!!!!!
Inuyasha & Kagome : Miroku looks like you found your dream job .
Next day Miroku . Inuyasha and Kagome went to see if Miroku would get the job .
Mandy: Well thats the whole place /
Miroku:Cool , um , do you get alot of visitors here ?
Mandy: Damn strait we get lots of visitors ! We're the best strip clum in Tokyo !
Inuyasha wonders over to a nearby strip pole .
Inuyasha: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is Fun !!!!!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha ! If you don't get off that pole , no sex for a year !!!!
SCREACH Inuyasha gets off pole and walks back over to Kagome .
Kagome: Good boy .
Miroku: So when can I start ?
Mandy: You could start today if you want to .
Miroku: Awsome !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: So where are you going ?
Miroku: Oh no where . Just having dinner with Inuyasha and Kagome .
Sango: Oh .
Miroku: Just a celebration for Kagomes um raise at her job .
Sango: Well don't be late .
Miroku: For what ?
Sango: Oh I didn't tell you ? Sesshomaru is coming over , we're having a disscution about animal rights .
Miroku: Okkkkk. I promise .
Mandy: Alright , your costume is over there . Change quickley you're on next .
Miroku: Alright .
Mandy exits room
Miroku: Man this thing is skimpy .
Miroku changes quickley and starts to check himself in the mirror .
Miroku: I am so sexy !!!!!!!
Mandy: Miroku get your ass out here !!
Miroku: OK!!! Alright Miroku earn big money , do it for Sango .