Miroku had made $500 that night and was very proud of himself . He opened the door to the apartment and was about to tip toe across the living room when the light came on .

Sango: You lying bastard !!!!!!!

Miroku: What did I do ?????

Sango: You were never going out to dinner with Kagome and Inuyasha because they came over after you left ! And what job did you get Miroku? Or are you going to lie again ??!

Miroku: Fine . I'm a stripper .....it was the only good job I could find .

Sango's eyes widened .

Sango: Stripper ????

Miroku: Yea , and I made $500 tonight ..

Sango sat down on the couch and put her head in her hands .

Miroku: I'm sorry .

Sango: Don't be ....even though I mad . I'm still proud that you got a job .

Miroku: So does this mean I'm not going to get smacked ?

Sango: .........

Sango flung a pillow at his head and Miroku fell to the ground .

Miroku: I love it when you act that way !

Miroku got up and walked over to Sango and picked up and flung her over his shoulder . He walked into their bedroom and slamed the door . Oh what a good night it was for Miroku .

MORNING

Miroku: Yawn

Sango: Get up and make breakfast .

Miroku: nooooooo......do I have tooo ?

Sango: Yep or I'll kick your ass and there will be no sex for a month .

Miroku: I'm up ! Just don't take the sex away from me ! You know I can't go without it for at least four days a week !

Sango: Exactly .

Just ran out of ideas next chap. should be up soon ......;)