There is still insanity, in the year 2013
By Keres, the Almighty Evil Author
Chapter three. The incredibly evil plots are finally unleashed!
"Hey Squee, are you alright?" Dib asked. Squee had just gotten out of a painful back operation, to fix his melting spine. He had regained his memory by now and he was quite surprised to hear that someone actually cared about him for once.
"Yes, I am, thank you—"
"Great! Because we really need a fifth member to come and to help us stop Zim!" Dib then ran down the secret base's hallway. "Alright! Squee's coming!" Squee could faintly hear Gaz shout, "Be quiet."
"—for caring…" Oh well, it wasn't anything new. Squee couldn't believe that he had stayed sane for all these years; it seemed almost impossible when he thought about it. Squee walked into his little room. Even though the world was in shambles, their secret base was surprisingly high tech, and it had always left him curious, but it was better not to think about these things. It hurt his head.
Squee looked around, suddenly paranoid, and when he was satisfied he pulled out an old stuffed bear that looked like it had seen much better days. "It's disturbing, but Shmee has always been the only one I could truly trust."
"Hey Squee!" Dib suddenly barged in. He paused and stared at the tattered Shmee that he was holding.
Squee quickly hid the bear behind his back, "Umm…yes?"
"Are you ready?"
"In a second."
"Okay, but hurry up. We've got the world to save."
Dib ran off and Squee sighed, tucked Shmee safely behind his pillow, and followed Dib.
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Zim was plotting, evilly as usual. Why couldn't he capture the Dib creature? "I should have been able to spot his large malformed head in a crowd of those human stink-slaves by now!" Zim shouted out loud.
"I like burritos!" GIR answered in reply.
"The hamster guards are obedient, but stupid. It's no wonder they haven't found him yet," Zim said, pacing around some more.
"Ooo! Ooo! I know where he is!" GIR said suddenly, jumping up and down.
"Really GIR? Where is he?"
"He's in my head!" GIR said proudly with his tongue sticking out.
Zim ignored GIR and continued thinking, "And why haven't the humans found him yet? But Dib is fighting for their…freedom. Those stupid slaves, I offered a reward! But they would probably want their freedom…" Then the little tiny gears started to turn in Zim's head, "That's it! GIR! I have figured out how to capture Dib."
"Yaaaay!"
"If we offer a life time of freedom for Dib's ill-shapened head, then those filthy servants will find Dib for me!"
"Aunt Betty's bakin' apple pie!" GIR shouted and Zim regarded the robot merely with an inquisitive glance.
A communicator came out of Zim's Pack, "Number 0134, set up the floating monitors and cameras. I have an announcement to make."
"Give me all your taquitos!" GIR shouted in the background.
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"Soooo…What is our plan again?" Squee asked. Dib, Gaz, Keef, Torque and he were all walking in the streets of Zimtopia. The smell that reeked from the place was incredible, and the group often felt as if they were about to pass out. Making their way through the market, they slowly made their way closer to Zim's Palace.
"When we get to Zim's castle…thing…we find a way to break in, and then we try to find Zim, and then we do horrible, horrible things to him." Dib said as he started to chuckle maniacally. The rest of the group just stared at him, "What?"
"You mean we're winging it," Gaz said looking up from the book she was reading. Well, I guess she can't be playing Game Slave all the time.
"Umm…yes."
"You dragged us all the way out here and you don't even have a plan??? I'm going to kill you this time Dib!!!" Gaz shouted as she threw down her book and charged at Dib. It took the rest of the group to hold Gaz back effectively.
They were about to loose their grip when out of the blue, hundreds of floating flat television screens floated down so everyone in the crowd could see them. They were known as FFTVSs, and it was through these that Zim communicated to the rest of the world. The rebels, who had stayed locked up for many years had never seen these before. And for Gaz, just the sight of a TV was enough to make her stare in a hypnotic trance. Yeah, she had books and videogames but no TV. Don't ask me, I'm just the narrator…LEAVE ME ALONE! Ahhh! The voices!!
After a bit of static, Zim came on the screen. "Is this thing on? Testing, testing…" Zim tapped a microphone, "huh? Oh yeah, okay…AHEM! GREETINGS, people of Zim! I have come to you, bearing an important announcement! I am sure that by now, most of you are aware of a rebel named Dib, who is an everlasting…"
"Gobstopper!!" GIR shouted in the background.
"…thorn in my side. I am offering an award of 6,000,000 irken dollars and freedom from work for the rest of your pathetic human lives if you capture him and bring him to me alive."
Dib started to look nervous, "Well, I'm sure nobody will recognize me…"
On the screens, Zim held up a picture of Dib, "And here is a picture of his horrible head. NOW capture him for me my stink minions!" The FFTVSs faded to static and then zoomed back to where ever they came from.
A crowd of people started to slowly surround Dib and his small gang of rebels. "Oh come on! Just because of a little money, you're going to capture me?" Dib asked as the zombie-like humans closed in. The young man looked around nervously and could only see one way out of this.
He began screaming like a maniac.
"People of Earth! I know that you have been slaves for a long time, but we can be free of Zim! If you join me, and if we all work together, we can overthrow him! Capturing me won't do any of you good! If you help me, then we can all be free again! Are you with me? I said, ARE YOU—Hey wait, where are you taking me? Stop, ahhhhhhhhhh!"
The people didn't listen to his shouts and pleas as they carried him off towards the palace thing.
The rest of the rebels just stood there for a few moments, until Gaz said, "Does anyone want to get some tacos?"
"Yeah, alright." Torque said and they all left.
To Be Continued…
More author notes of doom!
Don't worry Dib fans, he will be saved. Please don't eat my head. And yes, tacos also exist in the year 2013. I don't know why. They just do. Live with it.
Well I didn't have to do to much at all to this chapter. Do you know why? Because it was freaking LEGIBLE! Geeze! No wonder people liked this chapter more than the others!