There is still insanity, in the year 2013

By future lord and ruler Keres. Obey and bring me sausages!

Chapter four. And there's a McDonalds amid the destruction and waste!

            When we last left our heroes, Dib had been kidnapped by mindless zombies and his brave allies went to get tacos.  We find out heroes at a Taco Bell. Why are there Taco Bells in the future, when most people can't even afford a shoelace? I don't know. But there was, and right next to it there was a Starbucks!

            While the heroes ate, the only one thinking was the sanest of the group, Squee. He suddenly startled the group when he asked, "Maybe we should save Dib?" Everyone responded with blank stares that seemed to say, "Are you mad?"

            "I mean, if it wasn't for Dib then we wouldn't be free and able to steal tacos from these poor people," Squee said, taking another nacho, "don't you think we could at least save him?"

            "But he's so annoying. Unlike you, we've all had to live with him for our entire lives," Gaz said, and the rest of the brave rebels nodded.

"Alright, fine, I'll just try to save him by myself then," Squee said, and he left, but not before finishing his taco.
            As he was about to leave Gaz stood up, "Wait, I'll come too."

"Really? What made you change your mind?"

"Dib still owes me 5 bucks, and with the interest rate I charged, it's worth about $50,000 now."

Keef also stood up, "I'll come too! Maybe then I can finally prove that Zim isn't bad." As he said this he held up "Zim's" cage.

"You brought that along with you?" Keef simply replied with a nod.

Now Torque was the only one left sitting down. He looked around then said, "Feh, alright I guess I'll come too."

"Okay then, lets go." And so they left. Yay.

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Meanwhile, Dib had been brought to Zim by one of the slave humans. There had been a bloody battle over who would get him, but finally this poor bloke, who's name was Kyle, won. Dib had tried with all his might to escape, but constant labor had made Kyle extremely strong and deformed.

When Kyle reached the doors, two hamster guards pointed large sharp and pointy spears at him.

"I have Dib," Kyle said, holding up his prize slightly. The guards looked at each other and nodded, and the large doors opened. Kyle made his way to a huge "throne" room, which was actually more like a huge computer. At the end of the room was a large swivel chair. A voice came from the chair, which said, "Who is it?"

Kyle recognized the voice as his lord, Zim's. "Lord Zim," He said kneeling, "I have brought the traitor."

"You're the traitor!" Dib shouted at Kyle, "You've betrayed you own people!"

"Silence!" Zim shouted, and his chair spun around, the only things visible were his two blood red eyes. "Good job slave. GUARDS!" Two hamsters came out and strapped Dib to a wall facing Zim.

"Will I get my reward?" Kyle asked hopefully.

"Ummmmm…. I think not. Guards, seize the large human and umm…throw him in the dungeon…for…I donno…all eternity?"

"Wait! But you promised! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Kyle screamed as he was dragged.

Zim laughed manically, "HAHAHAHA! Foolish human! Did you actually expect me to keep my promise? Hahahahahahahaha-cough-cough-cough wait a minuet, I'm fine-cough-cough," Zim pounded his chest a bit, "cough…hahaha. Now as for you, Dib." Zim jumped down from his chair and slowly walked towards Dib, until his body was completely out of the shadows.

"Zim?!?" Dib gasped in disbelief.

"Yeah…I am Zim…Did you miss something?"

"But, you're still short."

"Eh? What? …Doh, I forgot the stilts are still being repaired. Stupid humans, can't they work any faster? They need that lousy 'sleep' thing…" Zim then remembered his captive and coughed. He must have had something stuck in his squeeglyspooch, since he sure was coughing a lot. His spider legs came out of his pod so he could be taller and more threatening, "That is not important, for I now have you captive. I would kill you right now, but for some inexplicable reason, I think I will keep you locked in the dungeon instead, just long enough so you can escape. But first…I have some questions for you. Heheheh-cough."

Will Dib escape? Or will Zim get what information he needs to know? Will we ever find out why fast food is still in existence? Will Gaz stop reading her book? And what about Kyle? What happened to him? Why are you asking me? Why should I know? If you haven't noticed, I'm just making this up as I go along. But anyways, stay tuned for the next ummm…highflying…adventure!

To be continued…

Author Notes…Fun…

Actually, I don't have anything to say. I bet you're excited.