The Return of There is still insanity, in the year 2013
Chapter Five. And Finally some Action!
By…I'll give you one guess as to who wrote this…
"So Dib… Where were you on the night of the 16th?" Zim asked Dib, who was strapped against a wall.
Dib cocked an eyebrow, and made a face that looked remarkably similar to the Rock's. Hehe…the Rock. "I don't know. You've destroyed all calendars, remember?" the large headed boy answered.
"Where is your base? And what are you plotting against me?" Zim countered.
"Do you really think I'd tell you?"
"Oh you will tell me. GIR!"
GIR walked over and sat down next to his master. "GIR torture our captive for a while." GIR made a happy noise.
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The rebels stood outside Zim's castle. It was surprisingly easy to get to; there were no motes or traps. And all the hamster guards had fallen asleep as they occasionally do in these types of stories.
"So how do we get in Squee-Boy?" Gaz asked.
"Well…I'm not sure…" the rest of the group glared at him. "Oh come on!" Squee cried defensively, "I've never infiltrated an alien base before!"
"We still need to do something! Or are we just going to give up now?"
"Sure why not."
"Fine, this was your idea anyways."
"Well what am I suppose to do? Just waltz up and knock on the door and ask if Zim can come out to play?" Squee walked up and put his hand on the door while reciting his dramatic little speech. And with that slight tap, the giant doors swung open. The group looked on in awe.
"Well…that was easy…"
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"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal lalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalallalallalalalla—"
"Okay, that is enough for now GIR," Zim said, removing his earmuffs. "Are you ready to talk now earthboy?"
"No! I'll never talk!"
"Fine then. GIR?"
"Wheeeeeeee! Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala, OOO Something is beeping master!"
Zim removed his earmuffs and Dib was grateful for silence. "I'll check it out GIR, you stay here and continue your torturing."
"Yay! LalalalalalalalalalaLALALALALALALALALA!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Zim raced into the next room and saw the security camera's red flashy light bulb was flashing and beeping, as it did whenever there were intruders. Thanks to GIR's super sonic hearing, Zim could see Squee and the others were trespassing in his base. "Noooo! How can this be!?" Zim grabbed a large microphone thing, "Guards, destroy the intruders in room 16-C! This is a code red! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT a drill!"
Sirens went off all through the base and Hamster Warriors swarmed to room 16-C, trapping the heroes. "Aww Crap! This isn't good. Did anyone bring any guns or something?"
"Oh No! I forgot my light saber at home!" Keef said earnestly, earning strange looks from the rest of the group.
"Gaz, please tell me you have some weapons…Torque, can't you beat them away or something? You're really strong right?" Squee pleaded.
"Feh, whatever." Torque said and he charged at a group of hamster guards, and amazingly he wasn't shot by any of them.
"Actually, I think I did bring a few guns…" Gaz said thoughtfully. She opened up her trench coat, revealing a large arson of guns. (And if you perverts are interpreting that line in any other way, Gaz has all her clothes on, so take your perverted mind to a porno fic or something…So there.)
"Holy Shit Gaz! Where the Hell did you get all those!" Squee shouted, he normally wasn't the type to swear but as his life was on the line, he didn't think it mattered much at this point.
Gaz shrugged and handed a gun to everyone except Torque who was still beating up the robots…amazingly. So the group kept the robots away by shooting them, but they kept coming.
"This isn't going to work, there's just too many of them!" Squee shouted. But suddenly a Robot hamster broke open the squirrel cage next to Keef. The squirrel had been locked up for far too long, especially in Squirrel years, and he was hungry for blood. He flew out of his cage and attacked every one of the Robot Hamster Guards, and while they were distracted the heroes escaped. Though, it took a while to convince Keef to leave.
"NOOOOO! ZIM!!!!"
"It's okay Keef…Uhhh…He would have wanted it that way…," Squee said as he dragged Keef along.
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"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
"Shut up!"
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
"Just be quiet already!
"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
"Noooooooo!"
To Be Continued!
Author Note
Well Finally, I'm done with revising. And I did it all in one day, purty good don't chay think? Well, probably not too good, since only the first two chapters were horribly butchered. But still…
This is the last chapter I posted, but I do have another "lost" story on my hard drive, and a few more ideas to continue. However, I'm really lazy as of late, and I actually have a life now a days. But if I ever feel like being productive again, I might continue this.
But for now, I'm signing off.