A/N: Welcome to my New FIC "Totally Cliché Harry Potter Fan Fiction" I got
really sick of all the similar fics out there and decided to write this as
a SATIRE of it. If I use something that happens in your fic please don't be
offended.Laugh at your self.
Disclaimer: I own none of it
Totally Cliché Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Hermione was late. again, for the train. She'd set her alarm but woke up late, in her totally girly room that was lavender colored. She rolled out of bed and looked in the white girly girl mirror. Her appearance had changed drastically in the last year. Her hair was in soft brown curls that were shoulder length. Her teeth were perfect now. Her body was perfect too! She had grown her breasts so that they were bigger and she had also made her legs skinnier and yada yada yada. in the long and short. she looked hot.
"I'm gonna be a bad girl this year and I'm not going to let anyone stop me!" She got dressed putting on a tiny miniskirt and a red sweater. She "magiced" makeup on to her face and looked at the clock. "Oh MY! I have to hurry or I'll be late!!!" She ran out to her parents Mercedes and they were off!
The Platform was crowded, as always. Hermione was running with her trunk in tow and crookshaks behind her. She carried all her clothes and managed to run. SHE'S WONDER WOMEN!!! But not for long because she bumped in to a totally build and totally hot, blonde hair and blue eyed babe, Draco Malfoy.
"Watch it Mud blood" He noticed her chest and looked her up and down. It made her wet being watched by such a hot guy. She had always despised him, but secretly thought that he was hot. even if he was a player and always rude to her and even though she'd never have a chance. He went off to find his "cronies" Crabbe and Goyle and Hermione hurried on to find Harry and Ron.
Harry and Ron were standing at the other end of the platform. In the past few years they have become "built" from Quiditich. Harry's hair is still unruly.. and Ron is hot (yeah. whatever). Girls drool all over them and they are players. Harry secretly always has liked Ginny, but won't admit it to Ron. Ron had always loved Hermione, because that's what the people at SugarQuill.com say. Ron was uber studdly, but he could never make a move on Hermione, He was afraid of rejection. Poor Ron. ( He still had his temper and Hermione and Ron fought like an old married couple. at least that's what Harry and everyone else said.
Hermione was running down the Platform to meet Ron and Harry. She saw them and ran over waving (bags still in tow).
"HI GUYS! I haven't seen you in, LIKE, forever!!" She screamed elatedly. Ron and Harry couldn't even recognize her because she had undergone such a drastic change, but they did manage to take a good look at her chest.
"Are you new?? And do we KNOW you??" Ron was shocked someone so hot would talk to him; He was still checking her out. Hermione tapped him sweetly on the arm.
"I'd think you'd remember the girl you've always been infatuated with sense 1st year even though you're to shy to admit it!" Ron went cherry red in the ears and blushed the shade of tomatoes. Harry cut into the conversation. They both couldn't believe this was Hermione.
"WOW! Mione you look beautiful. Not like the bookworm were accustom to in JK Rowling's Smash Series "Harry Potter". What did you change??" He looked meaningfully at her chest.
"Well Harry, and Ron, if you can close your mouth for a sec. I'm getting a little wet from the drool." Ron closed him mouth, he was still shocked, "I decided to Grow my breasts and go for a bit of a different look, you know, be *bad* for a year." Hermione licked her red and highly glossed lips. "DANCE BRAKE!!"
Music started to play. Ginny, Lavender, and Parvatie came up behind Hermione wearing matching outfits that look as though they were bought from "Hot Topic" (AKA whore clothing) "I wanna be Bad" was blasting. the girls busted a move and Hermione started to sing along with a microphone that suddenly appeared in her hand.
"I wanna be bad You make bad look so good I got things on my mind I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad You make bad feel so good I'm losing all my cool I'm about to break the rules I, I wanna be bad
I wanna be bad with you baby I-I-I-I--I wanna be bad baby...
(Shouted :) BAD!"
The song ended and Hermione walks over to the guys.
"So, ya get it now??" She asked seductively.
"Uh, yeah. RIGHT ON!" Shouted Ron. "I wanna be BAD!!!"
Harry rolled his eyes. What wouldn't Ron do for Hermione?
"So, Mione, did ya get Head Girl??" Harry asked.
"DUH!!!! This couldn't be a cliché fic without it!! Let's get on the train!"
Our Hero's bored the train and it drives into the sunset.
Fade to the rest of "I wanna be Bad"
Hope everyone approves. I thought it was funny. Hope you like it to.
XOXO
Lilp
(PS! Enter my fic contest at my site Thanks)
Disclaimer: I own none of it
Totally Cliché Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Hermione was late. again, for the train. She'd set her alarm but woke up late, in her totally girly room that was lavender colored. She rolled out of bed and looked in the white girly girl mirror. Her appearance had changed drastically in the last year. Her hair was in soft brown curls that were shoulder length. Her teeth were perfect now. Her body was perfect too! She had grown her breasts so that they were bigger and she had also made her legs skinnier and yada yada yada. in the long and short. she looked hot.
"I'm gonna be a bad girl this year and I'm not going to let anyone stop me!" She got dressed putting on a tiny miniskirt and a red sweater. She "magiced" makeup on to her face and looked at the clock. "Oh MY! I have to hurry or I'll be late!!!" She ran out to her parents Mercedes and they were off!
The Platform was crowded, as always. Hermione was running with her trunk in tow and crookshaks behind her. She carried all her clothes and managed to run. SHE'S WONDER WOMEN!!! But not for long because she bumped in to a totally build and totally hot, blonde hair and blue eyed babe, Draco Malfoy.
"Watch it Mud blood" He noticed her chest and looked her up and down. It made her wet being watched by such a hot guy. She had always despised him, but secretly thought that he was hot. even if he was a player and always rude to her and even though she'd never have a chance. He went off to find his "cronies" Crabbe and Goyle and Hermione hurried on to find Harry and Ron.
Harry and Ron were standing at the other end of the platform. In the past few years they have become "built" from Quiditich. Harry's hair is still unruly.. and Ron is hot (yeah. whatever). Girls drool all over them and they are players. Harry secretly always has liked Ginny, but won't admit it to Ron. Ron had always loved Hermione, because that's what the people at SugarQuill.com say. Ron was uber studdly, but he could never make a move on Hermione, He was afraid of rejection. Poor Ron. ( He still had his temper and Hermione and Ron fought like an old married couple. at least that's what Harry and everyone else said.
Hermione was running down the Platform to meet Ron and Harry. She saw them and ran over waving (bags still in tow).
"HI GUYS! I haven't seen you in, LIKE, forever!!" She screamed elatedly. Ron and Harry couldn't even recognize her because she had undergone such a drastic change, but they did manage to take a good look at her chest.
"Are you new?? And do we KNOW you??" Ron was shocked someone so hot would talk to him; He was still checking her out. Hermione tapped him sweetly on the arm.
"I'd think you'd remember the girl you've always been infatuated with sense 1st year even though you're to shy to admit it!" Ron went cherry red in the ears and blushed the shade of tomatoes. Harry cut into the conversation. They both couldn't believe this was Hermione.
"WOW! Mione you look beautiful. Not like the bookworm were accustom to in JK Rowling's Smash Series "Harry Potter". What did you change??" He looked meaningfully at her chest.
"Well Harry, and Ron, if you can close your mouth for a sec. I'm getting a little wet from the drool." Ron closed him mouth, he was still shocked, "I decided to Grow my breasts and go for a bit of a different look, you know, be *bad* for a year." Hermione licked her red and highly glossed lips. "DANCE BRAKE!!"
Music started to play. Ginny, Lavender, and Parvatie came up behind Hermione wearing matching outfits that look as though they were bought from "Hot Topic" (AKA whore clothing) "I wanna be Bad" was blasting. the girls busted a move and Hermione started to sing along with a microphone that suddenly appeared in her hand.
"I wanna be bad You make bad look so good I got things on my mind I never thought I would. I, I wanna be bad You make bad feel so good I'm losing all my cool I'm about to break the rules I, I wanna be bad
I wanna be bad with you baby I-I-I-I--I wanna be bad baby...
(Shouted :) BAD!"
The song ended and Hermione walks over to the guys.
"So, ya get it now??" She asked seductively.
"Uh, yeah. RIGHT ON!" Shouted Ron. "I wanna be BAD!!!"
Harry rolled his eyes. What wouldn't Ron do for Hermione?
"So, Mione, did ya get Head Girl??" Harry asked.
"DUH!!!! This couldn't be a cliché fic without it!! Let's get on the train!"
Our Hero's bored the train and it drives into the sunset.
Fade to the rest of "I wanna be Bad"
Hope everyone approves. I thought it was funny. Hope you like it to.
XOXO
Lilp
(PS! Enter my fic contest at my site Thanks)