A/N: Thanks for the over welling good reposes! Glad you all like. Let's get
on with it.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT!!!
Chapter 2
The train was racing by the countryside of England. Our Hero's are sitting inside their usual compartment.
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"SO Hermione. I bet theirs a Head Girl Compartment!" Said Ron excitedly, "Ya wanna check it out??? PLEASE!!!!!!"
"Ok Ron, but please, stop acting so wiped." Hermione asked politely. No one ever told her but she was pretty sure Ron was obsessed. Hum, what gave it away??
"All rightly! Harry, wanna come with us??" Ron was as excited as a kid on Christmas, if only he could spend some time with Hermione and tell her what he was completely sure she already knew.
"Nah, I think I'll stay here and."
BUT Harry was interrupted. Ginny had just walked into the compartment.
"Hi Harry." She didn't notice Ron and Hermione sitting in the corner, "Glad to see we're finally alone." Ginny purred seductively.
"Umm, Ginny?" Hermione interjected, a little uncomfortable, "Were standing right here, but well go and leave you in peace.
Hermione quickly ushered Ron out of the compartment and started to walk down the hall.
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"Hey Hermione, What do ya think that was about with Ginny?" Ron questioned as they passed Neville trying to change a plant into a Toad. Ron was very naive. WOW! REALLY??? WHO TOLD YOU?? I CANT TELL!!! (got sarcasm??)
"I'm sure its nothing Ron, Don't worry about it," Hermione said absentmindedly. She was trying to mentally figure out who the head boy was. She reasoned that it couldn't be Ron or Harry, or Dean, or Neville, or Semus, or Terry Boot, Of Justin Flinch-Flectly, or Colin Creevy, or Dennis Creevy, or Rodger Davis, or Cedric Diggory, or Mr. Weasely, or Charlie Wesley, or Professor Snape, OR Dumbledore, or Tom Riddle, or Terrance Higgs, OR Mr. Malfoy, or Hagrid, or Crabbe, or Goyle, or Lupin, or Flitwick, or Lee Jordan, Or George Wesley, or Fred Wesley, or Bill Wesley, or Ginny, or Percy Wesley, or Oliver Wood, or Ernie Mac Milan, Basil Zambini, Professor Binns, or Professor Qurille, or Professor Moody, or Flitch, or Dudley, or Headmaster Dippet, or Stabbers the rat..
This stumped Hermione. She didn't know.
This entire time Ron had been mumbling something about how he loved Hermione and how they always fight like people who like each other. but wont admit it and how he wanted to ask her to the Yule Ball. Hermione had ignored the whore thing.
"WERE HERE!!!!" Hermione triumphantly shut up Ron and opened to door, one peak in and guess who it was??????????????????
BET CHA CAN'T GUSSE!!!???!!
Ok. IT WAS DRACO!!!!!
Hermione was shocked.
"Hi Mud blood." He said coolly, He was reading a book, 'Quiditich through the ages'. Ron was pissed.
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS LITTLE BASTERD GET TO BE HEAD BOY?!?" Ron objected angrily.
Draco shook his head coolly... "Please. who did ya think it would be? Crabbe?" By this time Hermione had regained control of herself. She turned to Ron who was a shocking shade of Fuchsia.
"Ron, go back and pry Ginny off of Harry, I can handle this better then you." Ron got happy again! HERMIONE TALKED TO HIM!!
"All right. whatever. you.. Want..." He scurried off with a look of glee on his face.
~~
Hermione turned back to Draco.
"So, your head boy?"
"Nice assessment Sherlock. and nice assets Sherlock. you really are." HE sighed. Hermione knew that this was going to be a tempting year.
"You really are," he continued but Hermione decided it was time to cut him off,
"I'm to what, Malfoy, is the word your looking for.... Sexy??"
"Yeah," Draco breathed, "Your to sexy."
"DANCE BRAKE!!!!!!!!!" Hermione shouted. Hermione was solo this time.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt"
Hermione took off her Shirt to revel a red lacy bra.
"So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party"
She points to Draco and gives him a lap dance
"Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing:"
Hermione did a Dance Solo.
And started to sing again
"I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
And I'm too sexy for this song"
Hermione ended in a sexy pose and then everything went back to normal.
"So" Draco started, "You really are to sexy."
"I know" Hermione countered.
Then the train lurched to a halt.
"WERE HERE!!!" Dennis Creevy Shouted over the Loud Speaker.
"Bye, Draco" Hermione gave him a little air kiss and seductively walked off
FADE TO "I'M TO SEXY"
~~
hope y'all liked it. to all the people who were mad about the hot topic comment.
I'm not generalizing people.. Here is my comment.
"The majority of what I have been forced to see at a hop topic store is for people who want the 'Goth/Punk' look. Most of the clothing I have seen was a bit. umm. whorish. Sorry if you like it. BUT remember, this is a "TOTALLY CLICHÉ HARRY POTTER FAN FIC!" and I am just poking fun at other things. No need to feel offended."
In other news. sorry about that weird typing thing last chater, I thought it maybe be the font im reading, but I might be wrong. This will soon be spoted on my site, so if you want to read it without the interruptions you can go there, ill announce when its up there.
XOXO
lilp
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT!!!
Chapter 2
The train was racing by the countryside of England. Our Hero's are sitting inside their usual compartment.
~~
"SO Hermione. I bet theirs a Head Girl Compartment!" Said Ron excitedly, "Ya wanna check it out??? PLEASE!!!!!!"
"Ok Ron, but please, stop acting so wiped." Hermione asked politely. No one ever told her but she was pretty sure Ron was obsessed. Hum, what gave it away??
"All rightly! Harry, wanna come with us??" Ron was as excited as a kid on Christmas, if only he could spend some time with Hermione and tell her what he was completely sure she already knew.
"Nah, I think I'll stay here and."
BUT Harry was interrupted. Ginny had just walked into the compartment.
"Hi Harry." She didn't notice Ron and Hermione sitting in the corner, "Glad to see we're finally alone." Ginny purred seductively.
"Umm, Ginny?" Hermione interjected, a little uncomfortable, "Were standing right here, but well go and leave you in peace.
Hermione quickly ushered Ron out of the compartment and started to walk down the hall.
~~
"Hey Hermione, What do ya think that was about with Ginny?" Ron questioned as they passed Neville trying to change a plant into a Toad. Ron was very naive. WOW! REALLY??? WHO TOLD YOU?? I CANT TELL!!! (got sarcasm??)
"I'm sure its nothing Ron, Don't worry about it," Hermione said absentmindedly. She was trying to mentally figure out who the head boy was. She reasoned that it couldn't be Ron or Harry, or Dean, or Neville, or Semus, or Terry Boot, Of Justin Flinch-Flectly, or Colin Creevy, or Dennis Creevy, or Rodger Davis, or Cedric Diggory, or Mr. Weasely, or Charlie Wesley, or Professor Snape, OR Dumbledore, or Tom Riddle, or Terrance Higgs, OR Mr. Malfoy, or Hagrid, or Crabbe, or Goyle, or Lupin, or Flitwick, or Lee Jordan, Or George Wesley, or Fred Wesley, or Bill Wesley, or Ginny, or Percy Wesley, or Oliver Wood, or Ernie Mac Milan, Basil Zambini, Professor Binns, or Professor Qurille, or Professor Moody, or Flitch, or Dudley, or Headmaster Dippet, or Stabbers the rat..
This stumped Hermione. She didn't know.
This entire time Ron had been mumbling something about how he loved Hermione and how they always fight like people who like each other. but wont admit it and how he wanted to ask her to the Yule Ball. Hermione had ignored the whore thing.
"WERE HERE!!!!" Hermione triumphantly shut up Ron and opened to door, one peak in and guess who it was??????????????????
BET CHA CAN'T GUSSE!!!???!!
Ok. IT WAS DRACO!!!!!
Hermione was shocked.
"Hi Mud blood." He said coolly, He was reading a book, 'Quiditich through the ages'. Ron was pissed.
"HOW THE HELL DID THIS LITTLE BASTERD GET TO BE HEAD BOY?!?" Ron objected angrily.
Draco shook his head coolly... "Please. who did ya think it would be? Crabbe?" By this time Hermione had regained control of herself. She turned to Ron who was a shocking shade of Fuchsia.
"Ron, go back and pry Ginny off of Harry, I can handle this better then you." Ron got happy again! HERMIONE TALKED TO HIM!!
"All right. whatever. you.. Want..." He scurried off with a look of glee on his face.
~~
Hermione turned back to Draco.
"So, your head boy?"
"Nice assessment Sherlock. and nice assets Sherlock. you really are." HE sighed. Hermione knew that this was going to be a tempting year.
"You really are," he continued but Hermione decided it was time to cut him off,
"I'm to what, Malfoy, is the word your looking for.... Sexy??"
"Yeah," Draco breathed, "Your to sexy."
"DANCE BRAKE!!!!!!!!!" Hermione shouted. Hermione was solo this time.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt"
Hermione took off her Shirt to revel a red lacy bra.
"So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party"
She points to Draco and gives him a lap dance
"Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing:"
Hermione did a Dance Solo.
And started to sing again
"I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
And I'm too sexy for this song"
Hermione ended in a sexy pose and then everything went back to normal.
"So" Draco started, "You really are to sexy."
"I know" Hermione countered.
Then the train lurched to a halt.
"WERE HERE!!!" Dennis Creevy Shouted over the Loud Speaker.
"Bye, Draco" Hermione gave him a little air kiss and seductively walked off
FADE TO "I'M TO SEXY"
~~
hope y'all liked it. to all the people who were mad about the hot topic comment.
I'm not generalizing people.. Here is my comment.
"The majority of what I have been forced to see at a hop topic store is for people who want the 'Goth/Punk' look. Most of the clothing I have seen was a bit. umm. whorish. Sorry if you like it. BUT remember, this is a "TOTALLY CLICHÉ HARRY POTTER FAN FIC!" and I am just poking fun at other things. No need to feel offended."
In other news. sorry about that weird typing thing last chater, I thought it maybe be the font im reading, but I might be wrong. This will soon be spoted on my site, so if you want to read it without the interruptions you can go there, ill announce when its up there.
XOXO
lilp