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A/N hi apparently there are too many high school fics running around here (I've only actually seen two and they were both excellent by the way) but like I said I like them so I figure there are others out there who must also enjoy them. And this should be a new take on the whole thing anyway (I haven't heard of another one quite like it anyhow…). This is supposed to be fluffy and dumb. Just good for a laugh…. right, here goes.
Empty halls. Sheets of paper are lying everywhere. Suddenly a loud sound shatters the silence. Children flood the halls. The papers swirl around in the wind of their passing. Over it all stand two men. One in red the other in black. The happy chaos goes on for a few moments before another bell signals the start of another class. The principal and vice principal make the rounds. Room 1 is full its two teachers presiding over their English class. The short one seems to be yelling something while the tall one is sitting at her desk and eating pudding.
Room 2 reveals Mr. Spiegel and Mr. Black's third period all-boys home economics class gawking at their teachers who appear to be arguing about something. Their debate is so heated that a few words drift into the hall.
"You can't call it pork stir-fry if there isn't any pork in it!" Mr. Spiegel raved.
"I wouldn't have to if you had written the budget proposal properly!" Mr. Black shot back.
The principal and vice principal look at each other and burst out laughing at the argument before continuing down the hall.
"soooooo, lalallalalalalalalallalaaa…" the vice strikes up a song as they approach room 3 where Ms. Valentine is teaching chorus.
The principal covers his ears and dances around whining, "Would you stop trying to sing, you're hurting my ears… you're going to drive me back to smoking and then what kind of example will I be for the kids?"
The other man glowers, "I happen to like that song."
"You just don't do that to a song you like!" the principal shot back. The two glared for a moment before checking in on the music teacher. Unfortunately there was a problem.
"Excuse me Ms. Valentine, but I believe that outfit is a dress code violation under at least three citations…" the vice principal stuck his head into the room to announce.
"What?" Valentine screamed.
"Not that that's a problem Ms. Valentine," the principal added in the face of her murderous expression. Both administrators were now backpedaling trying not to cause the unstable music teacher to go ballistic. Valentine let out a stream of threats and gestured wildly for a few moments and then calmly returned to her class.
The administrators decided to leave the rest of the rounds for another time seeing as how neither looked forward to checking on the perpetually arguing gym teachers.
Vice principle Vash the Stampeded decided that he had best check up on the kitchen workers and maybe swipe some of the morning donuts, to make sure the students were being provided with a good breakfast of course. Principle Nicholas D. Wolfwood just shook his head at the wayward vice and went back to his office. He waved to his secretary, Julia, on the way by and then settled into his comfortable chair. After a moment of inactivity he heard a commotion in the hall.
Groaning he got up to see what was the matter. His face fell when he saw his vice principle running down the hall with an armload of donuts flying everywhere and the entire kitchen staff hot on his heals.
"They don't meet standards for student consumption!" Vash whined as he ran, "I'm doing you a favor by eating them!"
"Get back here you spikey-haired thief!" the kitchen ladies yelled.
"Stop running in the halls needle-noggin'," Wolfwood hollered, "Didn't you read the handbook? There is to be absolutely no running in the halls … what kind of role-model are you being for the kids?"
"Sorry," Vash said and he ducked into the boy's bathroom, "Ha!" he yelled triumphantly, "you ladies can't get me in here!"
The lunch ladies gave up in frustration having decided that the donuts were not worth the effort of catching the donut-crazed vice principle. Wolfwood went back to his comfortable chair and sat while Vash chomped noisily on his donuts.
Meanwhile in the gym the four gym teachers had gotten their classes together for an all out tournament to see who the best teacher was. The teachers had decided to only fair way to decide was an all out game of rule-free ultimate Frisbee. The five students from each class wore their teacher's colors and the four teachers were screaming out orders for their students.
Yahiko was yelling for his yellow-clad students to be stronger and fight for the Frisbee. Sanosuke's red team was being commanded to go straight for the goal. Kaoru shouted for her green team not to hurt anyone and Kenshin was shouting out encouragements to his pink team.
"You're doing fine, that you are!" Kenshin yelled as one of his students was flung across the gym by one of the yellow students who then failed to catch the Frisbee.
"What were you thinking Lina? You had that! How could you miss it?" Yahiko screeched.
"Goes to show you that violence never helped anyone!" Kaoru crowed and pulled a face at the Yahiko who then stuck his tongue out at her.
"You're only saying that because your team got the Frisbee!" Yahiko growled.
"What? Am not!" Soon the game degenerated into a yelling match between Kaoru and Yahiko and the two were chasing each other around like lunatics. Sano watched impassively.
"Free donuts for everybody!" a loud cheerful voice crowed causing everyone to look toward the door. There stood the vice principal, his red coat stuffed with donuts in every pocket.
"Alright, donuts!" the students shrieked as they mobbed the vice principle.
This left the four teachers free to harass each other about the outcome of their tournament. Finally it was decided that there was nothing for it but to have a rematch.
"And this time my team will easily triumph!" Yahiko boasted.
"Yeah right!" Kaoru snorted.
"What do you know? You're just an ugly girl!"
"Why you…"
"Ugly girl!" Yahiko taunted.
"I'll get you!" Kaoru snapped and the two were off trying to kill each other again. Kenshin and Sano had a good laugh about that.
Vash soon ran out of donuts and the kids convinced him to play dodgeball with them so soon the twenty-odd students were pummeling their vice principal with balls while their teachers argued. The class abruptly ended though and the children had to rush to change out of their gym clothes.
"How are things in the gym?" Vash asked conversationally. The four teachers tittered nervously and their rubbed their heads sheepishly.
"Well, you see…" Sano started.
"Ummmm…" Yahiko and Kaoru added.
"Things are fine, that they are!" Kenshin concluded happily.
"Great!" Vash said approvingly and then he turned to leave. The four teachers exchanged relieved looks.
"Well, I better go check on the laundry…" Kenshin said quickly and he left.
A/N So, what'd ya think? Good, bad, ugly? Whatever you thought it can't improve without your input so drop a review eh? It won't hurt at all and it's free so go ahead and click the blue button… you know you want to!