Disclaimer: Still don't own anything, still don't sue me…
A/N Alright, three days of school left and I have a study hall in English so here's the new chappy… Melawen Greenleaf thanks for the review, a friend helped to develop the idea… we think the two series would fit together perfectly…Magnet Rose thanks, I'll try to read some of your stuff when I get a bit of time (should be soonish with summer around the corner) Lil Kayke, tell me which of yer stories has the least (as in not even implied) shounen ai and I'll see about reading it… thanks fer the review…chewie-2006 thankees, there are big plans for the cheerleaders which will be revealed in time… oh yes… and now here for the chapter.
It was the last period of the day. The bell would ring one more time and then the children would be going home and there would be no more problems for the day. Wolfwood was hiding out in his office hoping that nothing bad would happen, or that if it did that Vash would have to deal with it.
The phone rang out in the secretary's office. It was followed a few seconds later by the secretary's voice, "Ms. Valentine is having a problem with one of her student's Mr. Wolfwood."
"ummmmmm… Can't she deal with it?"
There was a momentary pause and then some screaming coming through the phone, "Umm, She says no," Julia added helpfully.
"Can we send Vash to deal with it?"
"He's locked in his office, curled up in a fetal position crying… besides he has to be intact if he is going to coach the cheerleading team at tomorrow's big game."
"Oh, well, can you go?"
"No."
"Alright, tell her I'll be right there."
Wolfwood got up and slowly proceeded to the auditorium where Faye was teaching her class. He paused a moment in front of the doors to steel himself for the chaos within before opening the door. And was promptly struck down when a charging stampede of children ran through it. The principal looked up from the flat of his back with a dazed expression to see the entire class of about 15 students charging off down the corridor and their teacher chasing after them yelling threats.
Somehow he staggered to his feet, realized that they were running in the halls which was against school policy, and took off after them screaming, "Hey! Stop running! This is a school…there is no running allowed in school corridors. Running is prohibited…"
The kids rounded a corner with Faye in hot pursuit and Wolfwood not far behind her. They all came careening to a halt as the foremost students ran directly into the superintendent who happened to be carrying a very large dish of ice cream. As the first kids tumbled into a heap Faye and Wolfwood slammed into it and the hall was momentarily filled with a tangled mass of students, faculty and administrators. All of whom where covered in ice cream.
The roiling mass soon separated out into fifteen abashed looking students, a fuming teacher, a dazed and horrified principal and a sputtering and enraged superintendent.
"Th-that. W-was. My. ICE CREAM!!!" he screeched in a clipped and horrifying voice. The seventeen culprits trembled, and tried to shuffle out of the ferocious administrator's path. "You shall all face the most horrific punishment I can conjure!" his face scrunched up for a moment and Wolfwood feared that he might have regained, or at least remembered having his telepathic abilities, but finally he simply started laughing maniacally, "hahahahhaha! You shall all join the cheerleading squad!!!" he declared happily. He then turned to go and the seventeen offenders were frozen in terror. Legato turned back around and added, "Oh, and you, Ms. Valentine, get me some more ice cream!" he demanded and then disappeared into his office humming softly.
A/N sorry this is rather shortish will be picking up right were I left off later, but this is being written in a study hall and the bell just rang to here it is!!!! Please review more
To come!