A/N: George: Another chapter in just two days! Wow aren't we kind?

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Emily: Without further ado here is chapter nine where the fate of Boromir is decided! Ooh suspense!

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Chapter Nine - You've been framed/blown up.

"I told you watch him!" Yelled George.

"I was asleep!" Screamed Emily. "And some idiot put me in a tree!"

"Well lets hope we find him before Boz does."

"Urm George!"

"What?"

"Speaking of Boromir, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!"

"Right, Aragorn go find Frodo now, Gimli stay here and baby-sit the hobbits and Emily and I will sort out Boromir."

"Hey! I'm the leader here." Whined Aragorn.

"Shut Up!"

Emily and George went off to find Boromir but stopped when someone cleared their throat.

"What about me?" Asked Legolas.

"You can just stand there and look perfect your royal Legolisousness," swooned Emily.

George groaned and proceeded to drag Emily along with him through the trees.

"I leave Aragorn in charge of my Fellowship for one minute and it all goes to pot!"

"George, when we find Boromir what do we propose to do? I mean it's not as if we can save him? Can we?"

"Of course we can! We are the amazing Emily and George, we can do anything!"

"Right, which includes killing the big, ugly, scary and hairy Uruk by the name of Lurtz, does it?"

"When you put it like that it does sound as if we're screwed, but never fear TNT is here!"

"What?! I thought I told you no more TNT!" Screamed Emily.

"Yes but..."

"No buts! What is it with you and TNT anyway?"

"Listen closely and hear me well,

This story that I am about to tell,

Will clear the mist for all to see,

That the answer to all the questions is TNT.

The lighting of the fuse and the tremendous bang,

Make all in all TNT a marvelous thang...

Emily groaned at George's rhyming technique.

...If the time arises and all is lost,

TNT will save the day no matter the cost,

So keep this song impressed in your mind

When hope is lost TNT you will find!"

With that George took a bow and retreated into the forest.

"That boy has problems!" Mumbled Emily as she followed him.

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"Do you hear something?" Remarked Emily.

"Orcs!"

"Don't you know who you sound like?!" Laughed George.

"Isn't that Sam's line?" Smirked Emily throwing George's insult back in his face.

George just gawked for a few seconds.

"They've probably reached Aragorn by now, and Legolas and Gimli will be fighting so that means.....! Oh crapola!" Screamed Emily.

"Merry and Pippin!" George grabbed Emily's arm and started to run towards the sound of a horn.

Emily sped after her brother but being Emily she thought it was a good time to trip on a tree root and fly into George sending the both of them hurtling through the air.

As the pair finally recovered their bearings they were greeted with the sight of Boromir fighting heroically trying to save Merry and Pippin.

"I found him!" Smiled Emily.

"You know I really hate you some times!"

"I would love to exchange pleasantries with you but big old Lurtz is approaching and I fear that time is slowly inching away, so if you'll excuse me, BOROMIR YOU GREAT LUMP! DUCK!"

Out of instinct Boromir ducked and narrowly missed being hit by a black, feather tipped arrow.

"Now what?" Pondered Emily as Lurtz began to string another arrow.

"I have an idea!" Yelped George as a dead Orc fell on him.

"Don't even say it!"

"But...." George was cut off by the need to kick a dozen dead carcasses that had decided that George's form was the best place to sleep forever.

"Ahhh! Think god damn you! O.K. Brain I don't like you after that fiasco with the History exam and you don't like me because of that one time with the weed and the vodka but I think it is time we called a truce, don't you?"

*No*

"What do you mean no?"

*I don't want to help!*

"Now wait a minute you little... I am talking to my brain this cannot get any worse!"

"Well you know what I think." Said George.

"Let me guess TNT!"

"TNT it is then!" He said with a smile.

George reached into the bag Galadriel had given him and tossed the TNT from within to Emily.

"Here we go!" Emily lit the fuse, threw the bundle of dynamite at Lurtz and dived into the forest closely followed by George.

"KKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I can't hear, my eardrums are ringing!"

"What?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"Shut up!"

Emily and George climbed out of the entangled roots.

"Oh cr....!"

"You killed him!" Said a stunned George.

"Me! It was your TNT."

"Ha ha ha, you blew up Boromir!" George couldn't contain his giggles.

"I didn't blow him up, he's still in one piece!"

"Yeah but the lack of movement is worrying."

"You are not helping! Aragorn will be on his way and .... Where are Merry and Pippin?"

"The Orcs may have mistaken them as luggage"

"Great so in our attempt to..."

"Your attempt!" Interrupted George.

"In MY attempt to save Merry, Pippin and Boromir I have managed to do nothing except blow up Boromir!"

"Precisely!"

"This is your fault, so much for TNT saving the day!" Emily was in hysterics by now.

George began to back away.

"Oh no you don't, you have got to help me get out of this mess! If the others find out Legolas won't love me anymore!"

"Is that all you think about!"

"Yes!"

"Right I have an idea! You blow them all up! Only joking! Aragorn is on his way, he will lean over the body and begin his speech about boring stuff and then when Legolas and Gimli arrive we jump out and tell them it was Aragorn who killed him!"

"Or not."

"What? You and Legolas wanted revenge on Aragorn, for an unknown reason which by the way I will find out, this is the perfect way to enact your wrath."

"The only reason I am agreeing with this idiotic plan is because it is so idiotic that it can't possibly go wrong."

Emily and George fled behind a tree and awaited Aragorn's arrival.

"You fought bravely, you have kept your honor..."

"Hasn't he realized he is dead?" Asked George.

"Shut up!"

"...Be at peace son of Gondor."

"What happened?" Whimpered Gimli.

"It was he!" Shouted George as he sprung out from behind the tree.

"Did you see Legolas' face? He is so cute!"

"Em you fool, work with me here."

"Oh yeah! It was Aragorn! He blew Boromir up." Chirped Emily.

"We saw him do it. He stole my TNT and blew up good old Boz with it!" Added George.

"Is this true?" Questioned Gimli.

"Of course not. They probably did it!" Screamed Aragorn as he pointed at the two teenagers.

Emily and George pulled their best-shocked looks.

"Come on you don't seriously think it was me?" Aragorn pleaded. "Legolas, who do you trust them or me?!"

"I don't know?"

Emily glanced at Legolas and did her puppy dog eyes.

"He is not going to fall for that," exclaimed Aragorn.

"You told me you would not tell anyone about my dream but you did." Began Legolas, "For now I would place my trust in Lady Emily and Master George."

"Yes!" George yelled.

Legolas turned to leave to follow Frodo.

"There is no point Legolas, Frodo must go alone and Sam must go with him." Called Emily.

"That didn't make sense." Added George.

"Then we shall find Merry and Pippin, we shall not abandon them to torment and death." Suggested Aragorn.

"I think you'll find we shall rescue them and you, Aragorn, will stay here and think about your actions. No one's safe with you around! And to think Galadriel thought we were the ones who needed looking after!" Laughed George.

"What you can't leave me here, this is your fault." Protested Aragorn.

"I think you'll find we can." Began Emily, "George will teach Gimli how to shave and I will teach Legolas how to use handcuffs!"

"Handcuffs?" Asked Legolas.

"I'm going to throw up!" Yelped George.

Legolas, Gimli, George and Emily set off on the trail of the Uruks, minus Aragorn who was left sitting on a log.

"Typical, I will get those two, how dare they steal my friends, I mean I only have five!" Groaned Aragorn.

"Well if you washed then maybe you would have more!"

"Maybe, Hang on!" Aragorn turned to his right and saw Boromir getting up. "Your alive!"

"Thank you for noticing. Now where are those idiot children, they blew up Lurtz but forgot to warn me sending me flying and knocking me out."

"Lets go!" Called Aragorn.

"Go where?" Boromir looked on in confusion.

"I'll explain on the way."

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A/N: Emily: I can't believe you blamed me for blowing up Boromir.

George: *grins innocently*

Emily: Ta ra for now. The next chapter in the pipeline is called Holy Shit!

George: You don't want to know!