Act Two Scene One

Juliet is lying on her bed the next morning and Caesar is
missing

Juliet: Oh, woe, woe. My man is gone! Where could he be?
He used me as his whore. Oh, woe! Woe! Why was I so foolish
to fall in love with an older guy?

Enter Caesar

Caesar: My ladylove, I had to go to the bathroom. You are
awake mow. I have wanted to wake you up for an hour or so.

Juliet: I feel so good. You must go now for my father will
awaken soon to come check on me and I am sure he will not
appreciate me in my birthday suit like I am.

Caesar: If you think it is best, I shall leave and I will be
back in twenty-four hours from now my love.

Juliet: Yes, now kiss me a sweet kiss. I will count the
hours till I see you again.

Caesar: Yes, this one nightstand was the best one I have
had.

Juliet: one nightstand? What is that?

Caesar: In due time, my love.

Exit Caesar off balcony, falls to the ground

Caesar: I'm ok!

Enter Nurse

Nurse: Oh? You are up now? And I see you slept in the
nude. Oh, well, nothing I have not seen before. I changed your
diapers.

Juliet: My, Nurse! You walk I on me while I am changing.
Good thing I am not embarrassed by you. I do have one question
for you.

Nurse: Yes? You may ask me.

Juliet: How do you know when you are going to bear a child?
When do you know when you are ready and may already have one in
the oven?

Nurse: (dropping the towels in her hands) Are you telling
me that you have slept with a guy and want me to tell you when
you have gotten pregnant?

Juliet: Yes Nurse! Please tell me!

Nurse: That, you must find out for yourself.

Exit Nurse