Hey everyone!! Yeah, you can nag me about my first story not being done yet, but this one will be good, too. Me an' Storm-Child wrote it. Should be pretty interesting.

Disclaimer: We don't own…Legolas. Yep. And I don't think Penny owns a Landrover, either, heh heh.

"Penny?!"
Hillary exited her plane and entered the spacious airport after her long flight to England. There was a girl in jeans with dark hair holding up a sign saying "Go Home Hillary!" Penny's American friend knew it was her even before looking at the sign.
"Penny, you jerk, you shouldn't have!" Hillary exclaimed as she strolled up to the brunette.
"What? Oh, this?!" Penny replied, looking down at the sign. "Oh, bugger!" she cried, and flipped the poster over, revealing a sign saying "Welcome Hillary!"
"It's good to finally meet you in person," Hillary said, giving her friend a hug.
"Yeah, I know. Now, come on, Yank, we've got a long ways to go to get to my home," Penny said, taking one of Hillary's bags. The two fought their way through the luggage claim, and after what seemed like forever, they made their way out of the airport and into the massive parking lot.
"Have I ever told you how much I hate walking?" Hillary asked Penny as they trudged along across the blacktop.
"Hmm, no, you haven't. But here's my car," Penny said as they approached a huge black Land Rover.
"Niiiiiice," Hillary said, heading over to where she expected the passenger's side would be. "Ahh!! A steering wheel!! What the crap is this?!" Penny rolled her eyes.
"You're in England now, remember? We drive on the opposite side of the road."
"Weird," Hillary said, hopping into the actual passenger seat of the car. Penny started the engine and they quickly drove out of the parking lot. As they traveled out of the city and further into the country, Hillary began to get a bit nervous.
"And coming up over this hill you'll get a lovely view of the English countryside," Penny said, stepping on the gas.
"Ooooh..." Penny's redheaded friend said in awe. "So...you live out in the boonies?"
"The what?"
"The boonies...you know, the boondocks...out in the middle of nowhere?" the American said slowly. Penny laughed.
"Yes, yes. I live in a haunted old cottage next to haunted and scary woods. Out in the middle of nowhere, like you said," Penny said, turning down a darker road.
"Oh," said Hillary, very briefly. "Can we go see Prince Harry?" Penny laughed again.
"No! We're going to my house now. We can sightsee tomorrow, kay?" Penny said, briefly looking over at Hillary.
"Can we hunt for goblins in your haunted woods?" Hillary joked as they took another corner down a darker road.
"No! There are no goblins in my woods."
"What about witches?"
"No!"
"Are there gremlins?"
"No!"
"Tree nymphs?"
"No! What do you think this is, a fairytale place?"
"Yes!!"
"No!"
"What about witches?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Aww, come on! We could be Hansel and Grettel! And look for the candy house!"
"Hillary, Hansel and Grettel was a German tale, not English," Penny said, laughing.
"Oh. Please can we look for a candy house?"
"No!"
"Alright. Let's look for gnomes. That's my final offer!!" Hillary exclaimed, laughing. Penny sighed in defeat.
"Fine, we can look for gnomes," she said, shaking her head. "This is my street!" Penny said joyfully as they turned onto a dirt road. The sun was beginning to set, and the place almost looked ominous.
"Cool!" Hillary cried. They drove another mile down the road, passing no houses, then finally came to a large and inviting cottage. Penny pulled into the driveway and shut the engine off.
"Home sweet home," she said, watching Hillary hop out of the car.
"This place is awesome!" Hillary cried as she ran onto the wraparound porch and then gleefully jumped off the steps. She grabbed her bags and ran after Penny into the house. It was warm and spacious inside, and impeccably clean. Penny had quite a good taste in decorating as well, because every room had a theme, and everything matched and coordinated.
"This is your room," Penny said as she opened a door halfway down the hall. Hillary strolled in after her friend and put her bags down. "I'm sure you'll find it comfortable." They walked into a room across the hall. "And this is my room," Penny said, smiling.
"Wow, I am impressed," Hillary said, laughing. Penny smiled.
"Now c'mon, let's go hunt for ghosts in the woods before it gets too dark," Penny said, dragging Hillary out by the hand.
"I thought we were looking for gnomes!" Hillary cried as they walked down the dirt path. Penny laughed.
"You can look all you want. But I wanna look for ghosts. Weird things have been happening around here, especially at this time of night. Right when the sun begins to set, I can almost hear moans off in the distance. Once, I thought I heard a scream...I could have sworn I heard a woman scream..." Both girls got a chill down their spines.
"Creepy," Hillary said, edging closer to Penny. "Some girl might have gotten raped or something," she said, grasping Penny's arm. Penny laughed.
"That's why I took you along," she said, grinning.
"What? So you can feed me to the rapist first?" Hillary cried. Penny laughed again.
"No, silly, strength in numbers!"
"Oh," Hillary said, chuckling. The girls noticed that it was almost completely dark. They wern't far from the house, so Penny suggested that they should get a flashlight or two so they wouldn't fall and break their ankles. They hurried back to the house, with only the light glowing from inside to guide them. Penny led Hillary into her room.
"Now, where did I put my flashlight?" Penny thought outloud. As Penny went to work locating a flashlight, Hillary took a look at all of Penny's posters. One, in particular, caught her eye. It was a pinup of Legolas, the platinum-locked elf in "Lord of the Rings."
"Man, she's got a good taste in guys," Hillary whispered to herself. "Yoink!" she said as she gently un-pinned the picture from the wall. She walked up behind Penny, who was searching under her bed. "Yo, Penz," Hillary said. Penny stood up, looked at the picture, and smiled. "Y'mind if I take this pic with us? Y'know, just for safe keeping?" Penny smiled.
"Sure," she said. "Let's check my closet. It's gotta be in there," she said, opening a door.
"Holy crap," Hillary said, looking at the immense closet. She followed Penny inside, still clinging to the picture. Penny was digging in the corner, and just as Hillary began to look on a high shelf, the closet door slammed shut behind them, leaving them in complete darkness.
"Damn, bugger!!" Penny cried in anger.
"Gah! If only we could find the light...oh, shit, I dropped the picture!" Hillary cried, dropping to the floor after it.
"I'm almost there!" Penny cried from the back of the closet. Hillary couldn't seem to locate the picture, so she stood up, and smacked right into a very hard and broad chest.
"Whoah...Penny...not like I was looking or anything...but...didn't you have bigger boobs?" Hillary said, laughing a bit.
"What are you talking about?" Penny asked. "I found the doorknob!" she cried proudly.
"Excuse me?" a deep and sexy voice said.
"Holy shit!" Hillary cried. "Penny! You're a man!" Hillary cried, backing up quickly, and smacking into the real Penny.
"What the bloody hell?!" Penny exclaimed, slamming into the door.
"Excuse me miss...but..." the deep voice said, quickly being cut off by Penny and Hillary's screams.
"Ahh! Ahh! Get out!" Hillary cried.
"I'm trying! I'm trying!" Penny yelled, twisting the doorknob.
"Ladies, I don't know how I got here..." the man said, moving towards the direction of the girls screams. He smacked right into Hillary, who shoved him off quickly.
"Look, buddy, back off!" Hillary cried.
"Got it!" Penny exclaimed, swinging the door open. The three were blinded by sunlight, and they hurried out of their dark prison.
"What the fuck is this?" Hillary asked, gaping at her surroundings. "Did we find a secret door in your closet that led to the outside?" Hillary asked Penny, who was just as shocked as her American friend.
"No...and even if we did, it would be dark outside, wouldn't it?" Penny asked.
"True," Hillary replied. They turned around simultaneously to see who the man was, and gasped as they watched who emerged. It was Legolas!
"Holy shit!" Penny cried. "Are you seeing...who I'm seeing?" Penny whispered, grabbing Hillary's arm. Hillary nodded quickly. Legolas was looking at his surroundings, watching, listening.
"He's kinda weird," Hillary said, stifling a laugh. "But really attractive," she said, admiring all of him.
"Hey...why does this place look familiar?" Penny asked, slowly turning around. "Why is there a volcano in the distance? And a castle over there?" Hillary looked around.
"We couldn't be in..."
"There's no way..." Penny said, also in disbelief. Legolas walked up to the girls, and smiled at Penny.
"Hello...could either of you tell me where we are?" Legolas asked, winking at Penny.
"Well that's easy," Hillary said, smiling.
"We're in Hyrule," Penny said, blushing a bit.

yeah...alright...tell me how ya like it. kay? bye!