Right! It's my turn!! And I'm a brit, so that means I'm gonna speak, talk, spell and think like a brit, so no harm done if you don't get what I'm saying! ~*Storm-child*~

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Penny

I stared stupidly at Hillary, then at Legolas (God he was fine) then back at Hillary. "Sweet...Lord…Jesus," I muttered, absolutely stunned out of oblivion.

"Where are we again?" said the handsome elf, he looked just like Orlando Bloom…this was too good to be true.

"We're in Hyrule I guess!" said Hillary in her kick ass American accent. Why the heck was I stuck with a British one!? Okay so that was a dumb question, but it's just so boring…

"Hyrule!?" he asked, looking puzzled. Well, we couldn't stand here all day, I wanna go find Link if we're in Hyrule, by what I can tell he has a really amazing butt!

"Yeah! Hyrule, we take vacations here all the time, I'm just gonna go for a run!" I said taking of over the hill.

Hillary was not so easily fooled though. "PENNY! Come back here!" she barked at me. I cowered and dragged myself back.

"THIS IS SO COOL!!" I burst out into a fit of glee.

"I thought you came here all the time?" Legolas said. Merciful hotdogs, he's a bit of an idiot I think…

"What's two plus two!?" I questioned.

He stared at me long and hard, "Are you alright?"

"NO!" I laughed.

"Penny…will you just calm down!?" Hillary growled at me, I think I was over-reacting here.

"Okay, sorry." I looked at her and grinned, she softened and gave me a wink, then motioned to Legolas. 'Fucking loaded with the good looks department', she mouthed at me. I giggled, Legolas just smiled amiably and looked around.

I heard a distant galloping….YES! I leapt up, and Hillary turned in that direction as well. I saw a horse crest the hill, and trot slowly towards us. It was Epona alright, but there was no rider. Damn…Epona turned off, and bent her head to munch at the grass. I was about to go over to stroke her when…

"Epona! You friggin' animal where the hell are you!?" I heard a voice…a very sweet and sexy voice.

I decided to have a little fun, I heard the hollow notes of an ocarina drift out, Epona was just turning her head to listen.

"Quick Hillary! Let's be evil, hum Epona's song with me!" I said, Hillary grinned. She knew exactly what I was planning, and we began to hum.

"That's a nice tune…" said Legolas, giving us a strange look. Epona was looking around, utterly confused, as her song was coming from two different places. I hummed slightly louder, and kept humming after the sound of the ocarina stopped. Epona trotted over to us. The horse looked really confused, like 'What the buggering heck are you doing? I don't know you!." I gently placed my hand on her nose and stroked her, still humming, she seemed to relax, and Hillary came over and stroked her too. Legolas looked quite impressed.

"That is a very fine beast, looks as if it had been raised by a very good trainer", he announced. Just as he said it I looked up and slowly saw a figure I knew so well come up over the hill.

Link stood and stared and the three gathered round his horse. His face was sight to see, he looked ready to kill…but he was seriously HOT!! *BING!* Went something in my mind, telling me to look available.

But that was quickly forgotten when he drew his sword and started advancing towards us.

"YIKES!", Hillary exclaimed, diving behind Legolas, who had a bow and arrows, and was making it clear by aiming at Link, who had his shield at the ready.

Something came over me, I don't know what it was, and I don't know where it came from as I'd never seen it before, but I walked out between them. I could have been shot or skewered, but sweet and holy lord I didn't seem to give a damn.

"Guys, guys, guys! Let's not be too hasty! There is no reason to fight!!!,"

Legolas steadily lowered his bow, and Link was grinning at me.

"Is it just me, or did I put myself in serious danger just now!?," I asked.

"Well…you sorta did, but thanks to you and your humour I have decided to spare you."

"You think I'm being funny?," I turned to him, an amused look on my face.

"Yup!" he said, sheathing his sword. I heard a strange noise behind me, and turned to see Hillary laughing her head off at me and rolling around on the floor. Legolas was grinning as well.

"Well to tell you the truth I wasn't mean to be funny, I'm just a bit weak with the blood…".

Link collapsed into a fit of hysteria, Legolas was chuckling away and Hillary was laughing so hard she's begun to snort rather loudly. I really did not get what was so hilariously funny, I wasn't meant to be funny, I was stating a fact! WHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY!?

I looked around, no signs on my back, no writing on my forehead…I guess this was elfish and American sense of humour.

"Guys…please…I don't get it……really I don't". I pleaded with them.

"I guess nothing is all that funny really…You just lifted the tension so quickly it's just sorta funny," Legolas said clapping me on the back, much harder than he'd intended to I guess because I squeaked in pain.

This sent them all into another fit of hysterics. I walked over to Epona who was over seeing the scene with a look of complete confusion.

"I don't understand it either Epony", I mumbled, calling her by my pet name for her, "They're all laughing at me…it's really annoying".

"…….and that clown over there is Penny", I heard Hillary's voice, she was obviously making some introductions.

"I HEARD THAT PART ABOUT THE CLOWN!" I yelled. I turned back to Epona, ignoring the chuckles from the two guys.

"You see, nobody knows the trouble I feel, nobody knows my sorrow…Nobody loves me, they all see me for something to laugh at!"

Epona gave me a pitiful look and whinnied quietly. I heard someone approaching, Hillary's grinning face floated into view. "Aren't they both gorgeous!!??" she squealed with excitement, "I really like Legolas, he's so, so amazingly gorgeous! Even with the hair!!!" I have to admit, now she'd said it, I did think Link was rather attractive. I threw my hand dramatically up to my forehead in a drama queen swoon. "All they do is laugh at me! I feel so unwanted!!!"

Hillary laughed, "There there Penster," she said using her special name for me, "There, there."

"You laughed at me again", I said sticking my tongue out at her. She stuck her tongue out back at me, I stuck my tongue out back at her and so it went on until we started tickling each other like maniacs, me being quite seriously ticklish thrashed about stupidly squealing like a newborn piglet.

The two guys were giving us very weird looks until I ran into Link in a mild fit of spasm and threw him to the floor.

"ALRIGHT! You asked for it!!!" He leapt up and started to tickle me as well, now I was being done in by two people and I started to scream loudly.

"GET OFF ME GET OFF ME GET OFF ME GOT OFF ME GET OFF ME GET OFF ME!!!!!!!" I shrieked.

I finally scrambled from their grasp and dashed behind the prince of Mirkwood who stood still, silent and dignified. Hillary and Link started advancing towards me, with seriously evil eyes. I suddenly got the random urge to see if Legolas was ticklish as well.

"Now people, this is seriously degradi-GAAAAAHHH!!" he yelled, leaping a foot in the air from my touch.

"Heh heh heh, he's what? 2, 891 years old…and he's ticklish…this is gonna be fun!" Now all three of us were advancing towards Legolas, eyes glinting evilly. His eyes were wide open in shock and he had his arms out trying to ward us off.

"Now…I think we should talk this through we're acting like very stupid children!" he stammered.

"Oh come on! Just because you don't wanna get tickled!" said Hillary. He thought for a moment, "That is not the point! But – NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled, leaping away from us and running faster than I'd expected across the field, we gave chase but we'd never catch up with him, these elves are seriously light on their feet!

We all started to slow down and realised we had no idea where he'd gone.

"Umm…where's Legolas gone?" said Link.

"Beats me", said Hillary.

I was about to say something when there was a great rushing sound next to my ear and a loud cackle; I was just turning when I heard Hillary scream. "PENNY! WATCH OUT!!!".

"It's a poe!" yelled Link. There was a great crack and a dull throbbing sensation filled my head, before I sank into blackness.

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Good grief, it hit me on the head! That's enough to give anyone a headache!! Well thank you for reading…AND REVIEW IT OR ELSE!! Umm….that was vicious, oh well, bye di bye!