I just finished watching "The Majestic," good movie. I saw it at the movies when it came out, but I rented it this time. And you know what I realized? Jim Carrey is a hot dude, lol. Even though he's kinda old, he's wicked handsome. There I go again with the guy thing. I need a boyfriend. Sheesh.

*Link*

Ouch, that looked like it hurt. Penny crashed down to the ground, and the Poe disappeared in a puff of purple smoke, cackling like nobody's business.
"YOU PRICK!" I heard Hillary exclaim. I hoped to hell that she wasn't talking about me. I turned around, and she was running over to where it disappeared. "YOU KILLED PENNY!! THE ONLY FRIEND I HAD HERE! YOU KILLED PENNY! AND THEN YOU LEFT! COWARD! GROW SOME BALLS, AND GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE! I'LL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE FROM IT!!!"
"Uh...Hillary...Poes are already dead," I reasoned, watching her explode into a fit of rage. In the meantime of all he screaming, Legolas rushed right over to Penny and helped her out. I ran and got some water from the stream, and soon enough she was coming to. I walked up to them and kneeled besides her. She was quite pretty...but I kinda liked the redhead too...Hillary. She was running around us screaming and flailing her arms like a lunatic.
"PENNY'S DEAD! PENNY'S DEAD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"
"Good God would you SHUT UP?!" Legolas screamed. She stopped dead in her tracks and stared. I couldn't believe it. Legolas didn't look like the kind of guy that lost his temper easily.
"But I didn't even get to meet Prince Harry," she whined, pouting.
"She's not dead," Legolas said calmly. "She breathing. And when she wakes up, she'll have a splitting headache probably, so...just...stop screaming, okay?" Hillary nodded, and shrugged. It was awkwardly silent for a while.

*Legolas*

I cradled Penny in my arms until she opened her pretty brown eyes. She smiled up at me. Aw man she was beautiful.
"G...G...God? Is this heaven??" she asked slowly, sitting up.
"No...Penny...it's..." Hillary started.
"Whoah GOD WHERE IS THAT SONOFABITCH?!" Penny screamed, jumping to her feet. She only got a few steps before grabbing her head and stumbling backwards. I caught her before she hit the ground.
"Easy there, Penster," Hillary said, suprisingly calm.
"But I wanna!!" Penny cried, trying to get up. "Ow," she said, sitting down and holding her head. Link walked over and handed her a cold cloth.
"Come on everybody," he said, bringing his horse over. "Let's go to my place. Penny can lay down, and I have some food if y'all are hungry." I helped Penny onto the horse, and we walked across the field together.
"Don't worry, Penny," Hillary said, walking next to her friend. "If that thing had'a come back, I would have killed it. Even though it's dead, I would have killed it again," she said, smiling up at Penny. Penny smiled back.
"Thanks, Hill," she said. Link and I kinda grinned at eachother, and continued on.

*Hillary*

When we finally reached Link's treehouse, Penny and I were shown inside. Link was showing us everything, and getting rather too touchy-feely with me. An occasional brush of the arm there, a hand on the lower back there...I finally had to kick him out. Of his own house. I know.
"And here's some extra blankets if you need it," he said, smiling at me.
"Link, it's like, 70 degrees (Farenheit!) out there. I think she'll be all set."
"Right," he said. Penny looked up at Link, all smiles.
"Hey babe," Penny said, patting his lower back, "why don't you get the heck out of here so me and Hill can talk, kay?"
"Yeah, get the crap out, girl talk," I said, shoving him out the...door flap, tee-hee.
"Now," Penny said, sitting up.
"What the crap are we gunna do?" I asked, sitting next to her.
"No clue," she replied, sighing.
"I really think Legolas is hot," I said, turning to face her.
"Mmm," she replied. "Link too."
"Yep."
"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
"Yep." We both grinned, and quickly headed out the door...flap...aahahahahaha!!

*Link*
I quickly jumped down to talk to my man Legolas.
"Hey, buddy, what do you think of them?" I asked, walking up to them.
"Dunno what to think," he said, shuffling his feet.
"Well, I think we've officially adopted them, and I know they're not gunna leave us alone, so..." He just looked up at me and nodded. "And we're the only guys here, so we gotta stick together." He nodded again. "You don't say much, do you?" He shrugged.
"I don't think nuch needs to be said." After that comment, the girls came out of my house. When Legolas saw Penny, his whole face lit up.
"Hiya Penny!" he cried, rushing to help her off the ladder.
"Hi!" she said happily. She ran right past him and straight to me. "Hi babe!" she exclaimed, smiling.
"Uh...hey," I replied, looking around.
"Uh, guys," Hillary said. "We need stuff. You know, to keep us protected."
"I'll protect you!" I exclaimed, hurrying to Hillary's side. I liked her...alot.
"No, we need to protect ourselves," Penny said, walking up to me.
"So come on!" Hillary cried. "Take us shopping!!"

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