Oooooooh Kay! Now it's my turn again!! I hope you like this, wacky ain't it? All the more reason to love it!
~*Storm*~
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Penny
"SHOPPING!?", I exclaimed, a huge grin spreading across my face in half a second. Link sighed.
"Alright, alright I'll take you shopping". He said with the excitement of a two day old tuna.
"YAHOO!!", me and Hillary screeched doing a little dance. "We're going to go-o shopping, we're going to go-o shopping", we sang, linking arms and skipping around in circles.
I saw Legolas looking at me out of the corner of my eye. He wouldn't stop staring at me, wahey! I get some attention. I was starting to realise, as much as I wanted Link, I think he liked Hillary, anyway that didn't matter Legolas was really cute!
I Broke off from our dance and ran over to him squealing. He looked quite shocked, but when I just put my arm around him and relaxed, he didn't seem to mind.
"Okay, let's go now", said Hillary, leading the march out of the forest. I noticed some of the Kokiri looking at us quite strangely, I stuck my tongue out at one.
"What? Never seen a boy and girlfriend on a date before!?", I joked rudely. The Kokiri looked horrified, and darted into a near by house. Link and Hillary started laughing and Legolas was beaming dreamily.
Once we were out of the forest and walking across the field, I'd managed to grab Link and Hillary and we were all marching along, in one long line, all arms round shoulders.
"Now, this way, no one get attacked by poes!", I grinned wickedly.
"Okay", said Link, trying not to laugh, "We have to go to Kakariko and get you looking normal…".
"We are normal", said Hillary with a frown as if to say 'You ass-hole you're the one who looks stupid!'.
"Not in Hyrule", said Link, rolling his eyes. Hillary stuck her tongue out at him when he looked away. She finished expertly just as he looked back, but gave it away by looking extremely guilty. I giggled, giving it away further. Link glared at us, I knew he was joking but it was still quite scary, so I hid behind Legolas. One problem, I couldn't stop laughing.
"Are you laughing at me?", said Link, his face bobbing into view. I slid round further, trying to avoid him, and proceeded to laugh even harder, "No-ho ho ho ho ho!!!", I ended up saying.
"You know, I think you are laughing at me", he said with a grin, face appearing again. "I swear I'm not!", I squeaked as he somehow managed to get between me and my protection. "Legolas help!", I started screeching as Link started chasing me.
"Go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away go away!!!!!!!!!", I started screaming as we ran round and round in one big, stupid and pointless circle.
"Legolas, Hillary, anyone help meeeeeeeeeeee!", I joked. Well, it was taken as a joke by my friends, but obviously not by the royal guard who came galloping past.
"I'll save thee fair maiden!", he cried heroically.
I stopped dead in my tracks because I hadn't seen who had said it. "What the…?", was all I managed before I was scooped up by this…guy and he started galloping off with me. "WHAT?", I shouted.
"I have saved you young lady!", he said, obviously proud of himself.
"I WAS KIDDING AROUND!", I yelled at the top of my voice.
"You are safe now!", he said, totally off the subject at hand. I struggled violently.
"What are you doing!?", he asked, before losing grip.
I landed with a heavy thud, all the wind getting knocked out of me.
'Why me?'. I thought, 'Beaten up by poes, and abducted by castle guards, how humiliating'.
I heard footsteps zooming towards me at a fast pace. Legolas came into view.
"Penny? Are you okay?", he asked, concern flooding his brown eyes.
"HELP!", I mouthed, "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!".
Legolas
Fear leapt up somewhere in my chest, as I saw penny struggling to breathe. Her deep brown eyes filled with fear almost as strong as mine.
Link and Hillary finally caught up.
"Oh my goddesses!", Link said, "Is she alright?".
"She can't breathe!", I said, my voice edged with panic.
"I know what to do!", said Hillary, acting like she was the heroine. She splayed her hands in some weird shape and thudded them hard into Penny's stomach. I winced, feeling her pain.
Penny started coughing and then she was breathing normally again.
I breathed a sigh of relief.
"AAAAIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!", she celebrated, opening her arms.
Link looked at her, "Are you okay?".
"I'm fine, I'm just wondering you know…How come I'm the one who keeps getting beat up by everything!!!???". She said, asking no one in particular.
I really wanted to say 'Because you're so beautiful, and they're so jealous of you', but I was way too shy. Hillary looked at me as if she'd read my mind, but understood what I felt.
Link stood up, "Okay, well, shall we get going now?". He asked. We all nodded in agreement and set off.
Penny
When we reached Kakariko I thought I'd gone somewhere else, it was much bigger and more built up than in the game, and there were way more people around. We were making our way to a nearby shop which boasted a sign saying "Fine clothes for Ladies and Gentlemen", I had a big urge to cross off the 'fine clothes' part and paint on 'Hear ye, hear ye' at the end of it. I started lagging behind from my group of friends to look at a small and dark shop tucked away. "Magic and Mystery" It said on the faded sign. This was my kinda shop!
I was looking closely at something in the window, because I couldn't quite figure it out. Was it a pickled Dodongo? Cool!
Something grabbed onto my shoulder, I looked up into the eyes of a burly man. He looked like a really tough guy, in the nasty sense.
"Hey sweet cheeks, how much for the night?". He said, sickly, sweetly. I was nearly sick, I wouldn't touch him for a million rupees! I was just about to answer when Legolas appeared by my side.
"Sorry, she's with me", he said quickly and sharply turning me around and frog marching me away from the gang of gutter snipes who were gathering, obviously looking for 'a good time'.
"Enjoy! She looks like a good one!", the man called after us, followed by howls of laughter from the rest of them.
"Don't wander off, I don't want you getting hurt!", said Legolas like a big brother.
I looked up into his eyes with a small smile, just to check if her really did care. He looked back and then quickly looked away, pretending to be interested in something else.
I grinned broadly. He cares!
"Penny! How the hell do you manage it!? You are attracting trouble like bees to honey!". Hillary asked me quizzically.
"Trouble is my middle name!", I said proudly.
Link smiled. I don't think they say that in Hyrule, well, new one for him.
"Okay, before we go in, it's you two we're looking for. I think Legolas looks perfectly normal, but trousers on a girl look…weird here". Link said, as inoffensively as he could manage.
"Okay, okay, let's just go in shall we?". I offered, striding in before anyone could answer me.
It was quite dark inside and rows upon rows of dresses and tunics were hanging on rails along the sides of the shop. A musty smell of old materials filled my head. Evening Sunlight drifted lazily in through the windows, and particles of dust danced slowly in the rays.
A little woman in a purple and blue dress with matching hat popped up from behind the counter at the far end. Did I say little? I meant tiny. As in, practically up to my hip.
"Yes, how my I help you, Ladies and Gentlemen?", she said in a really cute old granny voice. I really wanted to go 'Hear ye hear ye', but I felt that the seriousness harboured in the atmosphere should not be broken. Her voice actually sounded exactly like the granny from Sylvester and Tweety.
"We are looking for two dresses for these two girls here". Said Link. I whipped round to face him.
"I thought I was getting a tunic!", I announced.
"You're a girl, you are getting a dress", Link answered calmly.
"Girls can wear Tunics too!", I retorted.
"Yeah, but you're getting a dress", Link grinned.
"I wanna tunic!", I said childishly.
"You're getting a dress", Link said, putting his hands on his hips.
"I am GOING to GET a tunic!".
"Dress".
"TUNIC!".
"Dress!".
"TUNIC!".
"DRESS!!!".
"TUNIC!!!!!!".
"DRESS DRESS DRESS!!!!!!!!!".
"TUNIC TUNIC TUNIC!!!!!!!!!".
"I'm the one with the money, I'm the one paying, DRESS and that's final!". Link said, ending the argument. Cocky Bastard! I just started muttering to myself, loudly about what he has between his legs is about as much use to anyone as a piece of boiled squid.
He turned and fake glared at me. Legolas was having trouble suppressing hysterics, as was Hillary and the old lady.
I could of sworn that link was about to pick me up and chuck me in a pile of clothes when the old lady spoke. "Well, I'll have to do a couple of measurements first and then you can pick your colour". She trotted off to the back of the shop and through a door obviously to find her measuring tape or something.
I darted to safety by putting Legolas between Link and myself. Legolas's face was still red from an effort to hold down laughter. Hillary was having much less luck as spurts of giggles were shooting out every time her mouth even opened slightly.
"Quiet you two!", Link mock threatened them. "This is between me and that girl".
"Lady to you boy!".
"Man to you 'Lady'!".
"Woman to you ass-hole!". Link didn't have a come-back to that one and ended up gaping like a fish and wagging his finger stupidly at me.
The little woman came trotting back, and smiled broadly at me as she unravelled the tape and proceeded to put it round my waist. She muttered some measurements under her breath.
"Now dear, if you don't mind", she said. I didn't get it.
"Huh?".
"I have to take your chest measurements". She said matter-of-factly.
"Oh…right", I said, casting a glance in Link's direction, he was grinning at the thought of me getting humiliated. Legolas was acting like a gentleman and looking out of the window. Hillary was pretending to be interested in a dress to give me some privacy.
"Turn around pervert, everyone else knows the word decency", I scolded Link. He suddenly realised the joke would soon be on him and turned around quickly. The little lady took her measurements, and when she was done she said to me. "I think I have a couple of dresses in your size, size 8, the colours are, Pink, green, and Turquoise".
I thought for a moment. I didn't look good in Turquoise, my skin was slightly too pale. Pink, was too bright, and went better with a tan. "What kind of green?", I asked, dreading Lime, very cool for rooms, crazy on clothing.
"It's a bit darker than that Gentleman's tunic", she said motioning towards link with a wrinkled hand.
"Some Gentleman", I smirked. "Okay, I think that sounds okay", I hate to boast but you either suit green or you don't. I happen to look quite good in dark green. "Can I try it on and see if it fits?".
"Yes dear, there is a room around the back, please just let me find it!". She dived into a rack and disappeared for some moments, before re-emerging with the dress. It looked nice enough and I went to the back to try it on. "When I come out be truthful!", I said pointing at everyone in turn, and winking at Legolas before I went in. His face lit up like a light bulb.
Link
Penny is so funny! I think I under-estimated her earlier, I thought she was a bit air-headed and clumsy, but actually she's really smart and full of comebacks.
I was broken off from my thoughts by Hillary, who was giggling because the tape was cold. I smiled, she was so sweet. My mind drifted a bit as the shop keeper was giving her choices of dresses. I think she went for a red and black one, I wasn't really listening.
I was thinking back over my adventures with the temples and then defeating Ganondorf at the end of it all. I'd had a feeling all the time when he was in Hyrule, and when I'd killed him, the feeling went, but it was beginning to creep back. But there was no way to get out of the void in which he was trapped, no way. Or was there…?
My thoughts shattered when I heard Penny's voice.
"Does my bum look big in this?", she joked. I slowly turned, but my gaze fell on Legolas first. His face was priceless, his eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets and his mouth was hanging open. I smacked it shut for him.
"Concentrate! The lady asked you a question", I jested. His grinned and raised an eyebrow.
"Have you actually looked at her yet?".
Just as he said it I looked. Sweet Nayru…
Legolas
Penny looked GORGEOUS; the dress was off the shoulder and had long draping sleeves which ended at the elbow. I felt every system on red alert, crying out to just run over and kiss her. But I had to resist, I didn't know if she felt the same way.
I looked back at Link. His face was priceless, his eyes were practically bulging out of their sockets and his mouth was hanging open. (A/N. That was NOT an accident, it's just one of those thingies…oh I dunno, you should!)
"So…do I take it or not?", Penny asked looking at me. No please, don't do that, you're melting my insides.
"It looks fantastic", I said, surprised that I'd finally managed to give her some sort of compliment. Her face beamed at me. "Really? Oh thank you Legolas! Now your job is to get Link to buy it for me".
"Huh? Wha..?", Link said coming round from a session of pleasure overload. "Oh yeah, you're having it!", he said with an over exaggerated move.
"Uhm…thanks?", said Penny, amazed that Link had actually agreed with her.
Then Hillary came out, she also looked pretty stunning. The dress was really nice. Link started blinking rapidly.
"Two beautiful women, two lucky guys, only which one to choose?" he joked.
'Well I know which one I want', I thought to myself.
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OOOOOOOOOOOHH!! Saucy! Okay, yeah well I hope you like it, and if you don't, then don't bother reviewing! If you did even remotely like it…REVIEW GODDAMNIT! Me and Hill need some feedback babeh! Thanks, tootles!