Anime court
Heavenfury: Hi! I'm the author, and this is my courtroom! Oh
yeah, I don't own yu yu hakusho or any of the people, but if
I did then you would all be sorry!! Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!
Audience: Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
Heavenfury: We are here to put anime people on trial for (real or imagined) crimes (mostly imagined). Then when we say they're guilty, we get to punish them. All you fangirls get ready, cause you can make up anything. Soon you'll-
Hiei: What is this?
Heavenfury: a courtroom.
Hiei: what's it for?
Heavenfury: we put people on trial and then we punish them afterwards.
Hiei: really? How do you punish them?
Heavenfury: well, um however we want!! ^---^
Hiei: ^---^ who's the first victim?
Heavenfury: um they're called defendants..
Hiei: hn.
Heavenfury: just go in there and come out when my bailiff tells you to.
Hiei: hn.
Heavenfury: now let me introduce my bailiff, Wolfmoon!!
Wolfmoon: hi everyone!
Heavenfury: okay let's get started!!!
Wolfmoon: all rise, and then sit down again. and I mean it! .
Heavenfury: today we have the trial of the fangirls vs. Hiei. The defendant is accused of first degree B.T.D.H. bailiff, please bring in the victim- I mean, defendant.
Wolfmoon: okay!!!
Hiei: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!!!!??????????
Wolfmoon: persecuting you of course^----^
Audience member: don't you mean prosecuting???
Wolfmoon: permission to approach and destroy the whiner, your honor.
Heavenfury: make it quick.
Wolfmoon: I mean what I say, baka.
Hiei: what about me?
Heavenfury: of course. You are accused of B.T.D.H.
Hiei: and what is that?
Heavenfury: bailiff, if you would?
Wolfmoon: Being Too Darn Hot. Duh. =^---^=
Fangirls: Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Heavenfury: for the defense attorney, we have, Yusuke!!
Yusuke: hi everybody! Hi Hiei! I'm your attorney!
Hiei: my what??
Yusuke: I get to defend you and try to convince them that you're not guilty!!^---^
Hiei: oh kami,
Heavenfury: And for the persecutor's attorney, um, Keiko!!
Keiko: How did you get me on this thing???
Heavenfury: I believe my bailiff convinced you.
Keiko: oh yeah. Now I remember. =(
Heavenfury: now, we played Janken before hand so the persecutor may go first.
Keiko: um okay, I call my first witness to the stand. Can Botan come up hear please?
Botan: here I am.
Wolfmoon: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth unless of course it shows that the victim is innocent, so help you.wait. no never mind. No one can help you if you break those rules. and I mean no one.
Botan: um I do?
Wolfmoon: very good.
Hiei: I think I like that girl
Heavenfury: no flirting in MY courtroom!!!! Now you may proceed.
Keiko: would you please state any relationship you may have with the defendant?
Botan: um, I know him as a co-worker?
Wolfmoon:
Keiko: can you tell us-
Heavenfury: get on with it!! Stop beating around the bush and get on with it!! Botan tell us any evidence you might have to prove Hiei is too hot for his own good.
Botan: well, just the other day he was chased down the road by a pack of girls. And he has a lot of fangirls, almost as many as Kurama.
Keiko: and do you think he is cute?
Botan: umm. well,
Yusuke: objection!!!
Keiko: I object to his objection!!
Heavenfury: you do not have to answer the question.
Wolfmoon: baka lawyer.
Heavenfury: okay everybody out. We'll have a lunch break and then move on. When we come back it's the persecutor's turn again.
Yusuke: hey that's not fair!!
Wolfmoon: do you have a problem Yusuke?
Yusuke: no, not really.
Heavenfury: ahem. As I was saying, if anyone wants to be on the stand review me a came and what side you're on and stuff. I'll figure it out. I also need other crimes for later trials. Please help me!!! I'm only one person!!!
Wolfmoon: and if you don't review, you'll answer to me got it?
Heavenfury: yeahhhh. well thanks for coming see ya later.
Audience: Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
Heavenfury: We are here to put anime people on trial for (real or imagined) crimes (mostly imagined). Then when we say they're guilty, we get to punish them. All you fangirls get ready, cause you can make up anything. Soon you'll-
Hiei: What is this?
Heavenfury: a courtroom.
Hiei: what's it for?
Heavenfury: we put people on trial and then we punish them afterwards.
Hiei: really? How do you punish them?
Heavenfury: well, um however we want!! ^---^
Hiei: ^---^ who's the first victim?
Heavenfury: um they're called defendants..
Hiei: hn.
Heavenfury: just go in there and come out when my bailiff tells you to.
Hiei: hn.
Heavenfury: now let me introduce my bailiff, Wolfmoon!!
Wolfmoon: hi everyone!
Heavenfury: okay let's get started!!!
Wolfmoon: all rise, and then sit down again. and I mean it! .
Heavenfury: today we have the trial of the fangirls vs. Hiei. The defendant is accused of first degree B.T.D.H. bailiff, please bring in the victim- I mean, defendant.
Wolfmoon: okay!!!
Hiei: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!!!!??????????
Wolfmoon: persecuting you of course^----^
Audience member: don't you mean prosecuting???
Wolfmoon: permission to approach and destroy the whiner, your honor.
Heavenfury: make it quick.
Wolfmoon: I mean what I say, baka.
Hiei: what about me?
Heavenfury: of course. You are accused of B.T.D.H.
Hiei: and what is that?
Heavenfury: bailiff, if you would?
Wolfmoon: Being Too Darn Hot. Duh. =^---^=
Fangirls: Yaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!
Heavenfury: for the defense attorney, we have, Yusuke!!
Yusuke: hi everybody! Hi Hiei! I'm your attorney!
Hiei: my what??
Yusuke: I get to defend you and try to convince them that you're not guilty!!^---^
Hiei: oh kami,
Heavenfury: And for the persecutor's attorney, um, Keiko!!
Keiko: How did you get me on this thing???
Heavenfury: I believe my bailiff convinced you.
Keiko: oh yeah. Now I remember. =(
Heavenfury: now, we played Janken before hand so the persecutor may go first.
Keiko: um okay, I call my first witness to the stand. Can Botan come up hear please?
Botan: here I am.
Wolfmoon: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth unless of course it shows that the victim is innocent, so help you.wait. no never mind. No one can help you if you break those rules. and I mean no one.
Botan: um I do?
Wolfmoon: very good.
Hiei: I think I like that girl
Heavenfury: no flirting in MY courtroom!!!! Now you may proceed.
Keiko: would you please state any relationship you may have with the defendant?
Botan: um, I know him as a co-worker?
Wolfmoon:
Keiko: can you tell us-
Heavenfury: get on with it!! Stop beating around the bush and get on with it!! Botan tell us any evidence you might have to prove Hiei is too hot for his own good.
Botan: well, just the other day he was chased down the road by a pack of girls. And he has a lot of fangirls, almost as many as Kurama.
Keiko: and do you think he is cute?
Botan: umm. well,
Yusuke: objection!!!
Keiko: I object to his objection!!
Heavenfury: you do not have to answer the question.
Wolfmoon: baka lawyer.
Heavenfury: okay everybody out. We'll have a lunch break and then move on. When we come back it's the persecutor's turn again.
Yusuke: hey that's not fair!!
Wolfmoon: do you have a problem Yusuke?
Yusuke: no, not really.
Heavenfury: ahem. As I was saying, if anyone wants to be on the stand review me a came and what side you're on and stuff. I'll figure it out. I also need other crimes for later trials. Please help me!!! I'm only one person!!!
Wolfmoon: and if you don't review, you'll answer to me got it?
Heavenfury: yeahhhh. well thanks for coming see ya later.