Chapter Four
Game Night?
A/N: I am not going to say anything right now, I am just going to let this continue...
Back at the Mansion, in the bar!
Tifa: I think we need to get our materia back... (serving drinks)
Cloud: AND find that materia... then go back to Shinra to gloat about distroying the company... AGAIN... (takes his drink from Tifa)
Cid: What are you drinking?
Cloud: Mai Tai super... with Strawberry Puree...
Cid: (coughs out) Pansy!!
Beth: Cid... (takes her drink) YOU drink cosmopolitans!!
Cid: (takes his Cosmopolitans) what?!! It's good!!
Beth: (coughs) PANSY!!!
Vincent: (taking a vodka with cranberry juice mix) what are you drinking Beth?
Beth: (glances at Aeris) That's a line I have heard before...
Aeris: (sipping some wine and nods) yeah...
Vincent: I am not trying to pick you up! I am just asking....
Beth: Oh, well... I am drinking a rum and coke...
Vincent: (glares at Cid and Cloud) Her drinks are manlier than YOURS!!
Cloud: They are NOT!!!
Cait Sith: (sipping water) I think that Rufus was fibbing to us...
Red: (takes his whiskey) Maybe...
Vincent: ARE TOO!
Cid: Are NOT Are NOT!!!
Tifa: (sits down and smiles, sipping wine)
Vincent: Are too....
Barret: (gulping down his beer) I think that we NEED to find YUFFIE!!
Beth: Yeah...
Cid: ARE NOT
Vincent: ARE TO!!!!!!
Cid: Are not!
Vincent: Are TOO!
Cid: ARE NOT!!!
Aeris: Oh will you guys just SHUT UP? (Finding Nemo rip off!)
Cloud: (finishes his drink) OHHHHH.......
Nanaki: (gulps his whiskey) we need to find where could Yuffie be...
Cid: Where in the world is Yuffie...
Rockapella: (singing) Where in the world is... UGH! Yuffie!!!
Cid: (looking around) Where is that singing coming from??
Beth: (ignoring singing) well.... where is the logical choice?
Cloud: uh..... (falls on Tifa's bosom) I need a nap...
Tifa: (growls) Hey, Cloud... Still have the MP-HP Materia equipped?
Cloud: (looking up at her) Yes... wh-
Tifa: (flicks Cloud in the nose)
Cloud: (dies)
Red: (laughs)
Barret: (spits his beer all over Cait Sith, laughing hard)
Cait Sith: Damn... it takes forever to dry clean this mog!
Cid: (falls out of his chair laughing)
Beth: (giggles)
Vincent: (cracks a smile)
Beth: (looks at Tifa) Your right, that is good for comic relief!!!
Tifa: You said it...
Beth: I did??
Tifa: (pulls out script and looks through it) Yep... you did....
Beth: Okay....
Red: (casts Life2 again)
Barret: Where the fuck did e git dat materia? I thou' tha' Yuffie went n' stole ours!
Nanaki: (shrugs)
Vincent: (pours himself another drink) Well, it's late... what do you say we turn in?
Beth: (half-drunk) let's play a game!!!
All (all of which are either half drunk themselves or are all drunk): Sure... okay.....
Beth: (giggles) I know just the game for us!
Cid: Yeah???
Beth: Monopoly!!! (pulls it out of her magic bag) Final Fantasy VII style!!!
Cloud: YEAH!! I call dibs on the dog! I want to be the dog!!
Beth: No! I do!
Cloud: I do!!
Beth: I DO!!!
Cloud: I DO!!
Beth: I DO!!!!!
Cloud: ME!!!
Beth: (pulls out Chibi Hammer and smashes Cloud)
Chibi Cloud: On second thought.... I will be the top hat.....
Beth: (smashes Cloud again with hammer)
Cloud: (back to normal) Okay....
Cid: I will be banker...
Barret: Oh no... I know about all those interest free' loans you give yourself...
Cid: WELL??? what about YOUR banker's tax???
Aries: what about me being banker??
Cloud: I WANNA BE THE BANKER!!!
Cid: No ME!!!
Cloud: ME!
Beth: I know what we need...
Everyone: yeah? What?? What is it????
Beth: We need a generic banker dude...
Generic Banker Dude: (appears) Hello!
Beth: Now... let's play...
Tifa: I know what!
Beth: What???
Tifa: Let's put a wager on this game...
Beth: Okay...
Barret: What's the wager?
Tifa: The first two that go bankrupt have to share a bed for the night.
Beth: Oh, brother... (sighs) As long as I don't be the first to loose... I agree.
Everyone else agrees too.
(About an hour later)
Beth: I lost...
Cloud: You owe me your North Crater...
Beth: (hands it to him) I am bankrupt now... (sighs)
Aeris: Sorry Beth...
Cloud: She landed on my Midgar.... I had a hotel on it...
Beth: (sighs) Doesn't matter... (thinking why the fuck did I agree with this smiles)
Cid: Doubles!! (moves his play piece)
(A little later)
Cloud: (smiles) Roll a seven... roll a seven...
Vincent: (rolls the dice)
Cloud: YES!!!!!!
Vincent: (reluctantly places his play piece on Midgar with a hotel on it) I... can't pay....
Cloud: Yes... (starts dancing the funky chicken)
A chocobo runs into the Mansion and pecks the crap out of Cloud
Cloud: Ouch..... owie....... ouch.......... ow.......ow........ow.......(dies)
Vincent: I can.... not.... pay.......... ah, more... nightmares.... will come to me....
Cid: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING VAMPIRE!!! NOBODY CARES!!
Beth: (smacks Cid) I care.......... oops........ um....
Vincent: (grows quiet)
Tifa: You lost... Vincent, you are bankrupt....
Beth: WHAT?? NO!!!!
Nanaki: (casts Life2 on Cloud again)
Cid: Where do you hide that damn thing?
Nanaki: (shrugs)
Tifa: You agreed...
Beth: Yes, I did.... but that isn't fair...
Vincent: I beg your pardon...
Beth: I am sorry Vincent, I am sure that your coffin IS nice and cozy for ONE person... but there is no way that I am sleeping in there... NOT HAPPENING!!! (holds her head in her hands) Why did I do that...
Vincent: sins... all sins.... sins... sins.....
At the end of the night, the group members go off to different rooms. Vincent and Beth goes down to Vincent's coffin; Aeris and Nanaki go down to Nanaki's room; Cloud and Tifa go off to Tifa's room and Cid and Barret, reluctantly, go off to Barret's room. Barret keeps his gun arm locked and loaded the entire night.
Game Night?
A/N: I am not going to say anything right now, I am just going to let this continue...
Back at the Mansion, in the bar!
Tifa: I think we need to get our materia back... (serving drinks)
Cloud: AND find that materia... then go back to Shinra to gloat about distroying the company... AGAIN... (takes his drink from Tifa)
Cid: What are you drinking?
Cloud: Mai Tai super... with Strawberry Puree...
Cid: (coughs out) Pansy!!
Beth: Cid... (takes her drink) YOU drink cosmopolitans!!
Cid: (takes his Cosmopolitans) what?!! It's good!!
Beth: (coughs) PANSY!!!
Vincent: (taking a vodka with cranberry juice mix) what are you drinking Beth?
Beth: (glances at Aeris) That's a line I have heard before...
Aeris: (sipping some wine and nods) yeah...
Vincent: I am not trying to pick you up! I am just asking....
Beth: Oh, well... I am drinking a rum and coke...
Vincent: (glares at Cid and Cloud) Her drinks are manlier than YOURS!!
Cloud: They are NOT!!!
Cait Sith: (sipping water) I think that Rufus was fibbing to us...
Red: (takes his whiskey) Maybe...
Vincent: ARE TOO!
Cid: Are NOT Are NOT!!!
Tifa: (sits down and smiles, sipping wine)
Vincent: Are too....
Barret: (gulping down his beer) I think that we NEED to find YUFFIE!!
Beth: Yeah...
Cid: ARE NOT
Vincent: ARE TO!!!!!!
Cid: Are not!
Vincent: Are TOO!
Cid: ARE NOT!!!
Aeris: Oh will you guys just SHUT UP? (Finding Nemo rip off!)
Cloud: (finishes his drink) OHHHHH.......
Nanaki: (gulps his whiskey) we need to find where could Yuffie be...
Cid: Where in the world is Yuffie...
Rockapella: (singing) Where in the world is... UGH! Yuffie!!!
Cid: (looking around) Where is that singing coming from??
Beth: (ignoring singing) well.... where is the logical choice?
Cloud: uh..... (falls on Tifa's bosom) I need a nap...
Tifa: (growls) Hey, Cloud... Still have the MP-HP Materia equipped?
Cloud: (looking up at her) Yes... wh-
Tifa: (flicks Cloud in the nose)
Cloud: (dies)
Red: (laughs)
Barret: (spits his beer all over Cait Sith, laughing hard)
Cait Sith: Damn... it takes forever to dry clean this mog!
Cid: (falls out of his chair laughing)
Beth: (giggles)
Vincent: (cracks a smile)
Beth: (looks at Tifa) Your right, that is good for comic relief!!!
Tifa: You said it...
Beth: I did??
Tifa: (pulls out script and looks through it) Yep... you did....
Beth: Okay....
Red: (casts Life2 again)
Barret: Where the fuck did e git dat materia? I thou' tha' Yuffie went n' stole ours!
Nanaki: (shrugs)
Vincent: (pours himself another drink) Well, it's late... what do you say we turn in?
Beth: (half-drunk) let's play a game!!!
All (all of which are either half drunk themselves or are all drunk): Sure... okay.....
Beth: (giggles) I know just the game for us!
Cid: Yeah???
Beth: Monopoly!!! (pulls it out of her magic bag) Final Fantasy VII style!!!
Cloud: YEAH!! I call dibs on the dog! I want to be the dog!!
Beth: No! I do!
Cloud: I do!!
Beth: I DO!!!
Cloud: I DO!!
Beth: I DO!!!!!
Cloud: ME!!!
Beth: (pulls out Chibi Hammer and smashes Cloud)
Chibi Cloud: On second thought.... I will be the top hat.....
Beth: (smashes Cloud again with hammer)
Cloud: (back to normal) Okay....
Cid: I will be banker...
Barret: Oh no... I know about all those interest free' loans you give yourself...
Cid: WELL??? what about YOUR banker's tax???
Aries: what about me being banker??
Cloud: I WANNA BE THE BANKER!!!
Cid: No ME!!!
Cloud: ME!
Beth: I know what we need...
Everyone: yeah? What?? What is it????
Beth: We need a generic banker dude...
Generic Banker Dude: (appears) Hello!
Beth: Now... let's play...
Tifa: I know what!
Beth: What???
Tifa: Let's put a wager on this game...
Beth: Okay...
Barret: What's the wager?
Tifa: The first two that go bankrupt have to share a bed for the night.
Beth: Oh, brother... (sighs) As long as I don't be the first to loose... I agree.
Everyone else agrees too.
(About an hour later)
Beth: I lost...
Cloud: You owe me your North Crater...
Beth: (hands it to him) I am bankrupt now... (sighs)
Aeris: Sorry Beth...
Cloud: She landed on my Midgar.... I had a hotel on it...
Beth: (sighs) Doesn't matter... (thinking why the fuck did I agree with this smiles)
Cid: Doubles!! (moves his play piece)
(A little later)
Cloud: (smiles) Roll a seven... roll a seven...
Vincent: (rolls the dice)
Cloud: YES!!!!!!
Vincent: (reluctantly places his play piece on Midgar with a hotel on it) I... can't pay....
Cloud: Yes... (starts dancing the funky chicken)
A chocobo runs into the Mansion and pecks the crap out of Cloud
Cloud: Ouch..... owie....... ouch.......... ow.......ow........ow.......(dies)
Vincent: I can.... not.... pay.......... ah, more... nightmares.... will come to me....
Cid: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING VAMPIRE!!! NOBODY CARES!!
Beth: (smacks Cid) I care.......... oops........ um....
Vincent: (grows quiet)
Tifa: You lost... Vincent, you are bankrupt....
Beth: WHAT?? NO!!!!
Nanaki: (casts Life2 on Cloud again)
Cid: Where do you hide that damn thing?
Nanaki: (shrugs)
Tifa: You agreed...
Beth: Yes, I did.... but that isn't fair...
Vincent: I beg your pardon...
Beth: I am sorry Vincent, I am sure that your coffin IS nice and cozy for ONE person... but there is no way that I am sleeping in there... NOT HAPPENING!!! (holds her head in her hands) Why did I do that...
Vincent: sins... all sins.... sins... sins.....
At the end of the night, the group members go off to different rooms. Vincent and Beth goes down to Vincent's coffin; Aeris and Nanaki go down to Nanaki's room; Cloud and Tifa go off to Tifa's room and Cid and Barret, reluctantly, go off to Barret's room. Barret keeps his gun arm locked and loaded the entire night.