Hey ladies and germs, we're back again to continue this action-packed thriller. *rolls eyes* yeah, okay, that's a LIE...I'm gunna stop babbling now and let you read.

*Hillary*

I just kinda stood there, watching Link talk and talk about what happened and how scary it was and how great Penny was. I stood there, kinda staring off into space, wondering when he was gunna shut his big trap and when we could start moving again.
"...and then all of a sudden we were back here, in the daylight, safe and sound!" Link was beaming, and so was Penny. Legolas was watching and listening intently, and I thought his eyes were going to bulge out of his head. I was watching this leaf floating down off of a tree and dance in the wind, not listening or paying attention, until Link poked me. "Hillary?" Whoah, back to earth now.
"Huh?"
"Aren't you coming? We're going to Gerudo Valley now," he said, giving me one of "those" looks. I looked off in the distance, and I noticed Penny and Legolas halfway there, with Penny on Legolas's back, screeching like a banshee. God, I'd kill to be her.
"Yeah, I'm coming." We started walking after them, in silence.
"What's wrong?" Oh boy. Here it comes.
"Nothing's wrong!" I said, as cheerily as possible.
"Yeah, right. If nothing was wrong, you would have bitten my head off for asking you that question."
"Liar."
"I'm not a liar, you're the liar."
"You lying hatface liar!!! I'm not a liar!" That shut him up. Briefly.
"You still haven't told me what's wrong," he said, putting an arm around my shoulder. I pushed it off and glared at him. "Come on!"
"Nothing's the matter, really. I'm just tired. I couldn't fall asleep last night, and everyone was snoring, especially you. And then I was woken up early. So, I'm cranky. Okay?"
"Okay," he said quietly. We walked in silence until we came up to Penny and Legolas, who had stopped to wait for us. Penny was off of Legolas's shoulders and was bouncing around. So much energy, I can't understand it.
"You're turn!" Penny screamed, jumping on my back. I laughed, grabbed on to her, and raced around the guys.

*Link*

I turned to Legolas, who was grinning devilishly at the two women.
"That's kinda kinky..." I said, crossing my arms, and stroking my chin.
"You're telling me?" Legolas asked, chuckling. I never expected him to be this outgoing, but I'm glad I had a partner in crime that thought the same way I did.
"So how was it?" I asked.
"How was what?"
"Oh, you know, the kiss," I said, watching Hillary's legs collapse out from under her. Penny screeched and fell to the ground.
"Just how one would think it would be," Legolas said, smirking.
"Gross and slimy?" I joked.
"Hell no! It was great!" Legolas cried, laughing as we watched Hillary race after Penny and jump on her back.
"Mush!" she screamed. "Mush! Oatmeal! Cream of wheat!" Penny flipped her off, and Hillary went soaring through the air. She landed in a bush, and Penny went after her.
"You get anywhere with Hillary?" Legolas asked me.
"Huh? Oh...no. I think she's hiding something from me."
"She's hiding something from all of us," Legolas said, cringing as Hillary and Penny slammed against the ground. They were wrestling now. I shook my head. Hillary and Penny got up, and Hillary jumped on Penny's back again. This time, they charged straight for us. Legolas and I spoke at the same time.
"Oh shit..." Penny and Hillary slammed into us full speed, and we all tumbled to the ground in one massive heap of carnage.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!" Legolas screamed in pain, trying to lift my elbows out of his chest.
"Sorry, bro," I said, and lifted myself up. I gave him a hand up, and we both looked down at Hillary and Penny. They were laying with their backs against the grass, skirts pushed way up, sleeves a mess, and hair tangled. They both stared aimlessly into the sky, obviously stunned for a minute from the impact. Legolas and I both emitted low whistles.
"Yeah baby," he said, and we both laughed.
"I think...my neck...is broken..." Penny mumbled, not moving an inch.
"Tisk tisk tisk," I said, pacing in circles around the girls. "Is this the way a lady should act?"
"Hell yes," Hillary said, sitting up. She helped Penny to her feet, and then they brushed themselves off. Legolas held out his arm to Penny, and she linked her arm with his. I did the same to Hillary, but she just laughed and pushed me down. I got up and chased her through the entrance to the valley.

*Legolas*

Penny and I watched Link and Hillary run ahead of us. I liked having Penny at my side, it gave me a sense of comfort, and almost calmed my racing heart.
Almost.
"So, what were you thinking back there?" I asked, referring to the major body slam she and Hillary delivered to Link and I.
"I don't know, really...just trying to...uh...pass the time?" Penny laughed.
"Riiiight," I said, raising an eyebrow at her. "Not trying to land on us at all, huh?" Penny glared at me, and I stifled a laugh.
"Yeah, right, keep dreaming," she said, looking around at the now arid landscape. It was so weird that the land changed so quickly around here. I don't understand it!!
"I will..." I mumbled, smiling. She looked up at me and shook her head. "Now, why are we going here again?"
"I dunno, cause I wanted to," Penny said, smiling devilishly. Just then Hillary and Link ran by...well kind of stumbled by: Link was draped over Hillary's shoulders, and she was groaning under his weight. Penny and I cracked up.
"Jeez, that girl is strong," I said, laughing.
"I know...but just one touch the opposite way..." Penny said evily, grinning from ear to ear, "...and Link will go BOOM!"
"Don't do it!" I cried, gripping her waist as she leapt after them.
"Aww come on Leggy, let me goooo!!!!" she yelled, trying to wriggle from my grasp.
"No, young lady, you won't be doing any of the sort," I said, finally. Penny and I watched Hillary inch towards what looked like the edge of a cliff...no...she wouldn't...
"Looks like I won't have to do anything!" Penny cried gleefully as Hillary shifted all her weight into throwing Link off the side. I watched in horror - in slow motion - as Link's figure disappeared off the side of the cliff.
"AAAHHH!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!" we all heard Link scream, his voice growing smaller and smaller as he fell. Penny and I ran to the edge where Hillary was standing, and the two were in hysterics laughing.
"How could you do such a thing?!" I screamed at her, grasping her upper arms and shaking her violently. They only laughed harder.
"DID YOU SEE HIS FACE?!" Penny exclaimed, falling to the ground in laughter.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!" I screamed again, picking Hillary up and holding her over the edge.
"Legolas!! What's your problem?!" Hillary cried.
"I can see up your dress!" I heard a voice from below say, in a sing-songy voice. Penny laughed so hard I thought her lungs were going to explode.

"That's the first, and the last time you will!" Hillary screamed, wiggling some more.
"Link?!" I asked confusedly. "Link, you're alive?!"
"Yeah, I'm alive...howabout you?" he called up to me.
"Drop her!" Penny cried inbetween her giggles.
"Hey Hillary, I'm gunna kill you as soon as you get down here!!" Link called up.

"Not if I kill you first!" Hillary screamed back.
"Drop her!!!" Penny screamed again.
"No, Legolas, don't!" Hillary pleaded. I grinned evily, and loosened my grip. Hillary plummeted to the bottom of the canyon, much to the delight of Link and Penny.
"Good job!" I heard Penny say from behind me. I turned around to face my angel - only to feel her hands pushing me backwards, hard and fast. Soon I saw the sky, and Penny's face getting smaller and smaller. I didn't have time to scream, because I was in the water before I could realize what was happening. When I surfaced, I saw Link and Hillary struggling, mostly Link holding Hillary under the water. I couldn't help but laugh.
"Alright, Penny, your turn!" I called up. She disappeared for a minute, then was out and over the edge, doing the most graceful dive I have ever seen. About halfway into her freefall, she flipped over and bunched up into a tight ball.
"CANNONBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!" she screamed as she plummeted towards us. Hillary surfaced just long enough for Penny so hit the water and cover us completely with a wave of water.
"Nice one!" Hillary exclaimed when Penny popped her head up.
"Thanks!" she replied. Link pushed Hillary under the water, and held her there for a minute. Penny and I laughed.
"So where are we now?" I asked the water-logged Link.
"In the canyon of Gerudo Valley. Nice place, huh?" I looked around at the cliff walls, and at the waterfall behind us.
"Yeah..." I said slowly, raising an eyebrow. Link smiled boyishly, and let Hillary up for a breath of air. "Sorry yet?!" he asked aggressively.
"Hell no!" Hillary cried, before being shoved back under. I looked over to where Penny was, only to see here retreating figure heading over to where the waterfall was. I started to swim after her. When I finally reached the waterfall, I dove behind it, and found Penny sitting on a small ledge, feet dangling in the water, soaking wet.
"Hey there Leggy," she called, smiling. I smiled back and pushed myself up next to her.
"Hey there beautiful," I replied pushing up against her briefly. A mist from the falls was floating all around us, and we were pretty much secluded from everything else. It was quite romantic, to say the least. I turned to Penny slowly, to give her a soft kiss, but she had other plans. As soon as our faces met, she pounced on top of me, giving me a deep, passionate kiss. Talk about dream come true.

WickedOne: AAH! X-Rated scene!
Storm-Child: It's not X-rated, they don't even have X-rated on ff.net. And our story's rated R. I think...
WickedOne: Liar!
Storm-Child: And you'd see that in any movie, even PG-13, probably worse.
WickedOne: You lying hatface liar!!
Storm-Child: *turns to the readers, shaking her head* Will she ever learn?

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