Okay…Why am I always the horny one? That's just disgraceful!! Like my answer phone message…hee hee Okay, let's not go into that.

~*Storm*~

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Penny

Legolas rolled me over, getting the upper hand and kissing my neck. It would have been so much better on a beach in the Caribbean but, this was good enough, privacy-wise.

I heard Hillary and Link go crashing over the waterfall, laughing and screaming. Hillary's voice rang out. "Penny? Legs? Where are you? What are you doing?……actually I don't need to ask that, we all know, where ARE you?".

I pulled away and pressed a finger to my lips motioning 'silence'. I giggled, as he grinned boyishly and began to kiss me again, sliding his sweet tongue between my lips. I felt a strong hand slide up around my hip, round the curve of my waist, over my ribs and towards my…

"Hey!", I laughed grabbing his hand, "Not now". I kissed him gently, then we got up and decided to re-group. We dived out of the waterfall at the same time and swam towards Link and Hillary.

"Quite finished making babies?" Link asked with a cocky grin.

"You are SO sick minded!" I scorned, "But pretty much right!".

Legolas chuckled and put his arms around me, I fluttered my eyelashes and hugged him back. Link pretended to stick a finger down his throat.

"You're just jealous!" I giggled, and before he could retreat I grabbed him and kissed him on the cheek. I winked at Legolas then dived and swam to the entrance of the lake, where I stopped and surfaced. I looked back at my friends. Legolas was laughing at Link who had a hand to his cheek and had a shocked expression on his face. I'm glad Legolas didn't get mad at me for a petty thing like that, but I think if we kissed anyone else, the other would be devastated. Hillary was swimming towards me. She stopped and grinned.

"Slut! Slapper!" she teased. I laughed.

"I know!" I said proudly. Hill splashed me with water. I squealed and dived down under the surface, swimming the rest of the way into the lake. I surfaced just before the last little waterfall and was dragged over by the current. I crawled onto shore, collapsed and pretended to be dead. Hillary got out beside me, looked down and said, "Oh…what…a shame", before walking up and over the little bridge and towards the laboratory.

"Damn! I wanted another kiss!", Link chuckled, prodding me with his foot like I was a washed up jellyfish. I giggled as he followed Hillary.

"OH MY LOVE!", Legolas screeched heroically, leaping out of the water. Link and Hillary started laughing.

"She needs to be taken to safety!!!", he said, slapping a hand to his forehead dramatically. I felt myself get hurled over his shoulder in a fireman's lift. He jogged over to where the others stood sniggering, and dropped me on the floor.

"She needs the kiss of life!", he announced. I pursed my lips waiting for a normal kiss but instead he actually blew into my mouth, very hard. I sat bolt upright, coughing, all of them were in fits of hysteria.

"Fine! FINE!", I said in mock anger, marching towards the water's edge, leaving the giggles behind me. I smiled, these guys were the best friends I'd ever had, and I really didn't want anything to change that.

Link

Penny pretended to walk off in a huff but it was so easy to tell that she was kidding around. Legolas wasted no time in running off to try and get her pregnant again. My feelings towards Penny kept bending and stretching though, one minute, I felt like chucking her in the lake for a laugh, the other minute I envied Legolas, but I respected the fact that he'd won her first. But I also felt this way towards Hillary, although I felt I couldn't because…she didn't want me, because…she kept staring at Legolas. GODDESSES! How confusing! Oh well…I was having an envy Legolas day, as I watched the two kiss and touch passionately by the lake I felt a small pang of jealousy, but shook it off. These guys were my best friends in the whole of Hyrule, and some petty feelings that would not sort themselves out weren't going to ruin that.

I sighed and looked around for Hillary, before Penny could do her usual and accuse me of being a pervert. I chuckled when I saw Hillary staring in shock-horror at the Scarecrow. I went over to her.

"Link…this scarecrow is talking to me", she whispered, backing away from it.

"Damn right I am!", the scarecrow cried in her ear. Hillary flinched.

"You really cannot possibly understand how creepy this is", Hillary muttered, never taking her eyes off the straw person.

"No, NO! Dear girl! I do not frighten, I DANCE!", The scarecrow yelled, thrashing around wildly. This was too much for Hillary who made a quick get away.

"I DON'T DO TALKING SCARECROWS! BUT WHEN THEY MOVE THAT JUST TAKES THE BISCUIT!" She shouted over her shoulder at me, running towards Penny and Legolas who'd looked up to see what all the noise was about. I started laughing and took off after her.

"Hiya guys! Quite finished yet?", I asked the love struck couple. Penny grinned.

"Oh no, we only just started", she said seductively, winking at me. Legolas beamed. Lucky fu…NICE THOUGHTS LINK! She is NOT available!!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! I turned to Hillary, she had her eyes firmly fixed on Legolas.

"Alright babe?", I asked her.

"Fine…fine……just fine", she said simply, not averting her gaze at all.

'Oh fantastic!', I thought irritably, 'The two most beautiful, smart and funny girls in the whole of Hyrule and they both love the same guy…WHO ISN'T ME! BUT MY BEST BUDDY!!!'.

"Link are you okay?", Penny asked me suddenly.

Penny

After Link had asked Hillary how she was, his whole face had dropped and his mood had gone from cheeky to depressed and slightly jealous by what I could tell.

"Oh I'm fine", he mumbled. Hillary struck up a conversation with Legolas about Hobbits and how cute they are, so I got up and gave Link and big comforting hug.

"Come on sweetheart, I know something is wrong". I said looking into his sky blue eyes.

"No, no, nothing…~=*Apart from the fact that I'm falling in love with both you and Hillary, but the two of you like the same guy*=~".

I leapt back, that was not normal, the last part I heard INSIDE my head… I think

"What did you just say?", I asked, completely shocked.

"I said, that nothing is wrong", Link said, Confused. Wow… I must of read his thoughts, but how?

I felt something hot on my skin below my neck. I looked at my necklace which Ganondorf wanted. It was a lump of clear, polished, smooth crystal with a Chinese dragon carved on one side but… inside…deep in the centre of the crystal, there seemed to be a tiny green flame, how did that get there? Could that explain my sudden bout of telepathy?

I felt really sympathetic towards Link, so I decided to take things one step further with him and Hillary, 'Besides', I thought, giggling to myself inside, 'Hopefully it'll keep her away from my man!!!'.

"Okay guys! Who wants to play Truth, dare, kiss, or Promise?". I said loudly, asking everyone.

"OOH! Me!!!", said Hillary, giggling.

"What?", said Link and Legolas simultaneously.

"The name says it all", I explained, "We sit in a circle, and the person to the left of you tells you what to do for your picked choice". I think they got, so we sat in a circle, Link to the right of me, so I was his 'Master/Mistress/whatever!' then Hillary, then Legolas, to the left of me, so he was my master.

"Okay, I'll start it, so Link, truth, dare, kiss or promise?". I asked him with a grin.

"Uh…dare?", said Link, unsurely.

"Okay, fine", I assured him, "Uhm…Go over to the laboratory, and tell the guy that your name is Mr. Jass, first name Hugh". I said grinning wickedly. Link didn't get it, but went over and knocked on the door.

The cranky old professor opened the door, after most likely hobbling away from an experiment. "Who are you?", he asked irritably.

"Mr. Jass, my first name is Hugh", Link said politely.

"Hugh Jass?", the man said. All of us cracked up.

"HAHHAHAHA!!! HUGE ASS!! GOOD ONE!", screeched Hillary. The old man got it.

"GO AWAY! YOU HORRID LITTLE FUCKERS!", He yelled, before slamming the door in Link's face, who was doubled up in Hysterics.

When Link had sat back down again, it was his turn to ask Hillary. "Blah blah blah or blah Hillary?", he said.

"I'll pick…Promise", said Hillary, confidently.

"Okay, Promise that……You'll never change from who you are!", said Link.

"Okay, I promise I'll never change!", said Hillary, giggling. "Legolas, you know the choices, pick one!!!".

"Kiss!", he said within a second.

"Oh…how did I guess?", Hillary sighed, "Go on then, kiss Penny".

After we were quite finished playing tonsil tennis, Legolas asked me.

"Uhm…I'll pick…Truth then, seeing as no one else has done it".

"Are you a virgin?", asked Legolas with a mean grin. I went blazing red with embarrassment. All eyes were on me now.

"I absolutely fucking hate you! Yes I am a virgin", I mumbled.

"WHAT?", everyone said.

"But! But! PENNY! You're….penny, you're 18! This can't be true!", said Link, eyes bulging.

"WHAT? You asked for the truth and you got it!". I giggled.

"Won't be the truth for long though", Hillary motioned to Legolas. We all cracked up again.

"Okay Link, your turn!", I said, changing the subject.

"Oh god….ah…can I do dare again?".

"Nope", I said.

"Fine…Kiss then", he muttered, going almost as red as I had. I grinned, I'd been waiting for this.

"Kiss Hillary!", I said happily. It was Hillary's turn to go a nice shade of beetroot.

"Okay…", Link mumbled sheepishly. He leant forward and pecked Hillary on the lips for a brief moment, then pulled away, very fast, and extremely embarrassed. Here came my big finally.

"No, no, no! When I meant, KISS, I meant the full on business!", I exclaimed.

Link, looked at Hillary and grinned shyly, they leant in, quite jerkily, until their lips met. Then there was this sudden explosion of bottled up feelings from one another and before I could think they were all over each other.

Legolas

"Wow!", I whispered to Penny. "How did you know, they were going to do THAT!?".

"Because I'm brilliant".

"That's true", I said with a smile at my angel.

"No, I knew that they both needed each other, and once they got going it'd be a pretty good reaction". A warm, fuzzy feeling entered me, as I realised how much they HAD needed this, and I couldn't believe, that the ever energetic Penny, could be so in tune with people's emotions. I looked over to an island in the middle of the lake, connected by bridges.

"Come on, lets give us both some privacy", I said dragging her over. Once there, we stood by the tree, looking across the lake at the now united couple.

"I swear it, all they needed was an excuse", I said, happy for them.

"I don't need an excuse", said Penny, putting her arms around my neck and looking into my eyes. I looked back into hers… What? I swear I could see a tiny green flame? But then it seemed to have gone. I blinked slowly and smiled, staring into the deep brown orbs. Then I leant forward and kissed her. I could feel her smiling, and that made me happy.

We spent the rest of the evening watching the sun set. It was so romantic, completely a dream come true. Hillary and Link had come to join us.

"Now look who's the one making babies!", I laughed at Hillary and Link who were tongue wresting.

"You wanna baby making competition!? You're on buddy!", Link challenged me.

Immediately I grabbed poor Penny and started kissing her brains out. I don't know who won, I think we all just fell asleep eventually…

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Hillary : Aaaarrgh! PORN!

Storm : Romance!

Hillary : PORN!

Storm : ROMANCE!!! By the way, what the hell is a hatface?

Hillary : Uh……..