Chapter, the next: Hi! Miss me much? I got a little side-tracked., but now
I'm back. So I don't own any of this and that about covers it.
Large Battles in the Court and Cruel and/or Unusual Punishment
Plum, Heavenfury, and Wolfmoon walk out of the deliberation room, Plum positively glowing. All take their places and Plum begins to speak until they realize no one is listening to her.
Plum: What is going on here?!
Heavenfury: Well, it looks a lot like the fangirls have tied Kurama up and are now holding some kind of weird ritual. But I could be wrong.
Wolfmoon: No, it looks like your right.
Plum: I'll have no rituals, weird or otherwise, in my courtroom! Wades into the mass of fangirls, throwing people left and right. Private bets start being placed on whether or not she'll come back out.
Heavenfury: What's she's doing now? Holding a pair of binoculars
Wolfmoon: I think she's dragging Kurama out, but I can't tell exactly. There's too many fangirls.
Plum: tears out of the pack and reaches her bazooka, which has been safely stored nearby I hold you in contempt of the court! Turns to the girls and randomly fires the weapon Bailiffs, help me subdue them!
Heavenfury &Wolfmoon: Yeah! Both jump into the fray, pulling out their respective weapons
A few minutes later it's all over. Once again there are various holes in the walls and the only thing holding up the ceiling seems to an act of God. (don't mean to offend anyone, just an expression) The fangirls are tied in groups of five. Kurama is tied up in another corner to keep him from bolting in sheer panic.
Plum: Now that you've destroyed my courtroom-
Kitty: YOU destroyed your courtroom!!
Plum: clears throat Now that you've destroyed my courtroom, I shall have you harsher punishments than I would have originally. You five points to first group are going serve five years as the personal servants of my friends and myself. The next group will pay for any psychological therapy that Kurama feels he needs after this. The next will pay for a complete restocking of Kurama's clothes, no matter what he wants. Your group points to Kitty will be thrown in jail, because someone has to do time for this. The last will be thrown into the Deep Dark Hole of Eternal Torture By Being Hit On By Your Worst Nightmare.
Heavenfury: Pulls aside a heavy curtain, reveals a huge door, and unlocks it. The last group is shoved in and the door is closed to screams of 'not you' and 'please not him'. The others are led off to their respective fates
Wolfmoon: well that's over, but what about Kurama?
Kurama: Can I stay here? For some reason I feel kinda safe here.
Heavenfury: Sure! And while you're here, how about you take care of Hiei for us?
Kurama: Hiei? He's here?
Wolfmoon: Well, yeah. Tosses the Hiei statuary to Kurama Here you go!
Kurama: All of a sudden, I feel a little less safe.
Okay, that's it. The ispiration is being eaten up by Chemistry, I swear! That's gotta be it! So anyway, I'll introduce the next case in the next chapter...as soon as I come up with another one, that is. Oh well, see y'all later!
Large Battles in the Court and Cruel and/or Unusual Punishment
Plum, Heavenfury, and Wolfmoon walk out of the deliberation room, Plum positively glowing. All take their places and Plum begins to speak until they realize no one is listening to her.
Plum: What is going on here?!
Heavenfury: Well, it looks a lot like the fangirls have tied Kurama up and are now holding some kind of weird ritual. But I could be wrong.
Wolfmoon: No, it looks like your right.
Plum: I'll have no rituals, weird or otherwise, in my courtroom! Wades into the mass of fangirls, throwing people left and right. Private bets start being placed on whether or not she'll come back out.
Heavenfury: What's she's doing now? Holding a pair of binoculars
Wolfmoon: I think she's dragging Kurama out, but I can't tell exactly. There's too many fangirls.
Plum: tears out of the pack and reaches her bazooka, which has been safely stored nearby I hold you in contempt of the court! Turns to the girls and randomly fires the weapon Bailiffs, help me subdue them!
Heavenfury &Wolfmoon: Yeah! Both jump into the fray, pulling out their respective weapons
A few minutes later it's all over. Once again there are various holes in the walls and the only thing holding up the ceiling seems to an act of God. (don't mean to offend anyone, just an expression) The fangirls are tied in groups of five. Kurama is tied up in another corner to keep him from bolting in sheer panic.
Plum: Now that you've destroyed my courtroom-
Kitty: YOU destroyed your courtroom!!
Plum: clears throat Now that you've destroyed my courtroom, I shall have you harsher punishments than I would have originally. You five points to first group are going serve five years as the personal servants of my friends and myself. The next group will pay for any psychological therapy that Kurama feels he needs after this. The next will pay for a complete restocking of Kurama's clothes, no matter what he wants. Your group points to Kitty will be thrown in jail, because someone has to do time for this. The last will be thrown into the Deep Dark Hole of Eternal Torture By Being Hit On By Your Worst Nightmare.
Heavenfury: Pulls aside a heavy curtain, reveals a huge door, and unlocks it. The last group is shoved in and the door is closed to screams of 'not you' and 'please not him'. The others are led off to their respective fates
Wolfmoon: well that's over, but what about Kurama?
Kurama: Can I stay here? For some reason I feel kinda safe here.
Heavenfury: Sure! And while you're here, how about you take care of Hiei for us?
Kurama: Hiei? He's here?
Wolfmoon: Well, yeah. Tosses the Hiei statuary to Kurama Here you go!
Kurama: All of a sudden, I feel a little less safe.
Okay, that's it. The ispiration is being eaten up by Chemistry, I swear! That's gotta be it! So anyway, I'll introduce the next case in the next chapter...as soon as I come up with another one, that is. Oh well, see y'all later!