HELKO REDARS AND WELCOEM BAK TOO TEH STORIE!!
whoah...that was scary...*cough* here it is.

*Hillary*
I opened my eyes and Link's body was on top of mine. I don't know how I managed to sleep like that, cause I could barely breathe. I pushed him, but he wouldn't budge. I finally managed to move him an inch, but he moved right back into place, grabbing my arm tighter as if it was a blanket or something. I heard giggling behind me, and I strained to look who it was. Penny and Legolas were sitting up, and laughing at me.
"Morning sunshine," Penny said cheerfully.
"Shut the crap up," I barked over their chuckles.
"Somebody's in a pissy mood!" Legolas said, putting an arm around Penny.
"Somebody doesn't have a huge hunk of muscle sprawled on top of them!" I retorted. They just laughed harder. Link lifted his head and then buried his face in my neck.
"Yeah, but you like it," Penny said, snickering some more.
"No, I really don't," I lied.
"Yes you do," Legolas replied.
"Ugh. So what?" I said, again attempting to push him off. In one final burst of energy, I pushed Link off of me, and he emitted an "oof!" when he landed on the soft grass. But he was still asleep. He had one arm under my side, so he pulled me into him a bit forcefully, and curled up in the fetal position around me.
"I give up," I said, which I'm sure came out muffled to Penny and Legolas cause my face was pressed against him. "I'm going back to sleep." And I did.

*Legolas*
Penny and I looked at eachother as Hillary fell back asleep.
"C'mon, let's leave them alone," Penny said, getting up. We walked hand-in-hand to the edge of the island-type-thing and sat down. Funny, we had been in the same position the night before, watching the sun set.
"It's real pretty here," I said, breaking the conversation void.
"Yeah, isn't it?" Penny asked, leaning her head on my shoulder.
"Have you been here before?" I asked. "Cause you seem to know the land, same with Hillary. And Link lives here, so I'm the odd man out. What's up?"
"Uhh..." Penny said slowly, "We've been here before...sort-of. Kinda like...seen it in a dream or a vision, you could call it a vision, yeah. And we've been all over the land in...the vision...so we know our way around, Hillary and I."
"Ohh..." I said, trying to understand what she was saying.
"Don't worry about it. You'll get to know this land soon enough. It's not that hard," she said, sighing.
"Okay." We didn't say much more, because we heard Link's voice behind us.
"Come on sleepyhead!" Link said, nudging Hillary with his foot. Penny and I stood up and walked over to Link. "What, are you gunna sleep all day?!" Link exclaimed, nudging her again. Hillary moaned, and turned over. Penny and I cracked up. "Hillary, come on babe, it's time to go!" Link knelt over her and shook her until she opened her eyes. Hillary sat up and rubbed her eyes. "What, are you going to sleep all day?" Link asked her again.
"Huh?!" she mumbled. Penny and I were in hysterics by this time...poor Hillary.
"Get up!!!" Link shouted. Hillary stood up.
"But...I...Penny...I...you...and...I tried...and...Legolas you saw!!...and..." she stood there like that, rambling for a bit, and all Penny and I could do was laugh.
"Right, now, come on sweetcheeks, we're going exploring again today," Link said, pulling Hillary along behind Penny and I.
"Where are we going huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh?!!" Penny asked, hopping up and down. I turned around to see Link's response, and Hillary was still mumbling like she was possessed or something.
"I don't know, I figured I'd show you around Castle Town and stuff. Then maybe Goron City or something," Link said, blinking rapidly at the bouncing Penny.
"Yayayayayayayayayayayay!!" Penny cried, hopping around some more. I can't understand her energy. I really can't. But I love her for it!!!!
"So are we walking or what?" I asked, trying to make conversation...yet again.
"Would you rather run?" Link retorted, smirking.
"Well no, but I figured since you all have these tricks up your sleeves, I--"
"I have an arm up my sleeve!" Penny announced proudly, pulling back her sleeve, exposing a tanned arm.
"Very good Penny," Link said, snickering.
"So what can we do in Castle Town?" Penny asked, bending over to pick up some flowers. She put one behind her ear, and one behind mine.
"Cute Legolas," Link said, laughing. I punched him.
"Ow. We can...uh...go bowling!" Link exclaimed, laughing.
"Ooh! I love bowling!" Penny cried, tugging on my sleeve. Great. Bowling.
"It's explosive bowling with chickens," Link said mysteriously, laughing like a psycho. We all stopped and stared at him. "What?!"
"Hey, is Hillary alive?" I asked, because she hadn't said anything in over 10 minutes. Not like that wasn't common, she usually wasn't as talkative as my Penny, but this was getting ridiculous. We all turned to face her, and she was staring blankly off into space. Link poked her, and she swayed back and forth.
"Yeah, she really is dead," Penny said, waving a hand in front of her face.
"I got something that'll wake her," Link said devilishly. He reached over and pinched her sides. She didn't budge.
"Good one genius," I teased, chuckling. Link shook her from her shoulders. She still didn't respond. Link slowly reached up and moved his hands over her breasts. Just before he made contact, she punched him across the face.
"What the hell are you doing?!" she snapped. Link grabbed his face, and Penny and I broke out into hysterics.
"Ow!" Link cried, rubbing his jaw.
"That woke her up," Penny said, smirking.
"You deserved that," Hillary mumbled at Link. He reached over and pinched her rear.
"Ow!" she screamed, slapping his hand away. He snickered evily, and the two chased after eachother ahead of us. I sighed, shaking my head.
"Those two have issues," Penny said slowly, reaching over and grabbing my hand. We walked along a path until we came to a fence. There was a random ladder to get over, so we climbed it, and were back in that large field...this place was starting to make sense to me...sort-of. I gave Penny a piggyback over to where Link and Hillary were making out, leaning against a stone wall.
"They have serious issues," I said, agreeing with Penny's statement before.
"Mmm," she said, ripping Link off of Hillary. "Time to go, remember?!" she shouted at him.
"Gah!!" he exclaimed, opening his eyes.
"Come on," I said, patting him on the back. Hillary and Penny were walking ahead of us, and we followed. We all walked across the drawbridge and into Castle town. Penny made an effort to flirt with the guard, and of course, he flirted back. We wandered in, and looked around the buzzing center. There were mobs of people here and there; the place was buzzing with life.
"Hey hey hey! Want to buy somethin'? Huh huh huh?!" There was a grungy looking guy in front of us in a trenchcoat.
"Eww," Penny said, turning away.
"What do you got?" I asked, interested in the mysterious guy.
"Watches!" he said, opening his trenchcoat.
"Uh...no thanks," I said, walking over to the other three.
"Come on! Two for one rupee!" he exclaimed. Boy, that guy was desperate. A little man in a guard's uniform walked up to Link and tugged on his sleeve.
"Yes?" Link asked, looking down at him.
"Message from the Princess, sir Link," the guy said. Penny and I cracked up.
"Sir Link! That's great!" Penny exclaimed, holding her gut.
"Anyways, here it is, from Princess Zelda," the dude said, handing Link a rolled-up scroll. Then he disappeared as fast as he appeared. We all formed a circle around Link as he opened it.
"My dearest Link," Link read, "I formally invite you to my eighteenth birthday dinner celebration. There will be music and dancing, so feel free to bring a date or some of your many friends. No gifts are expected, just the gift of your presence," he said, then stopped. Hillary made a gagging noise, and we all laughed. Link continued. "I hope to see you there tonight, and be sure to save me a dance. You and all of your guests are welcome to stay the night. The festivities start at 6:00 sharp. Thank you so much, and please know that I'll always love you. Sincerely, Zelda, Princess of Hyrule."
"And please know that I'll always love you," Penny said in a nasaly voice, laughing.
"Well Link, let's go!" I cried. Hillary had flames in her usually cool blue eyes.
"Love him huh?! I'll show her who really loves him..." Hillary mumbled bitterly, clenching her fists, watching Link browse the open-air market. He picked out a necklace and a velvet bag, and paid for them. We wandered over to him.
"I thought she said you didn't need to bring a gift," Penny said confusedly.
"That's just her way of acting like she's not selfish. Everyone knows it's a scam, and that they'll get thrown out if they don't buy her something," Link explained.
"Sounds typical to me," I said.

*Hillary*
"Yeah, well, why are we sitting here?! Let's go!" Penny exclaimed, rushing off to the entrance of the castle grounds. Legolas followed right after her, and I turned to Link. He had some major 'splainin to do, Lucy!!!
"So Link, Zelda's in love with you?" I asked coldly. He turned a few different colors before responding.
"Uh...yeah, she has been, since forever," he stuttered.
"Yeah, mhm, so, do you love her back? Are you two a thing?"
"No! No, not at all!" he replied, extremely hastily. "Never. She likes me, and I don't like her. I mean...I like her, but...not in that way..." I looked at him like he had three heads. "I swear!"
"Yeah, uh-huh," I said, smirking. "So, we're staying the night? And are we going to this extravaganza wearing these clothes?" I asked, looking down at my plain black and red dress.
"No, they'll have clothes for us there, in the rooms. They're quite nice, actually," he said as we turned to corner to face the castle gate. Penny and Legolas were stopped in front of the gate, and the guards wouldn't let them through. I had to laugh.
"Please mister!" Penny pleaded, batting her eyelashes.
"It's alright, they're with me," Link said, whipping out his invitation.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, come right in," he said, giving the signal to open the gate.
"What service!" Penny exclaimed as we strolled in. Once we got into the Castle, Princess Zelda greeted us with open arms. She was so cheesy and fake, but the guys seemed to like her...damn her with her perfect figure and long blonde hair!! Damn her to heck!!!! She shook each of our hands, and Link and Legolas kissed her ring-covered fingers.
"Penny, it's such a delight to meet you," Zelda said as Penny introduced herself.
"Yeah...really," Penny said sarcastically, faking a smile.
"And you too, uh..." she said, holding out her hand to me.
"Hillary," I said, shaking it briefly. I glared into her clear blue eyes, and I could tell she was about as pleased to meet me as I was to meet her. *hack* She and Link linked (teehee) arms, and Legolas and Penny linked arms, leaving me to link arms with myself. Damn her...
"This place is amazing!" Penny said, admiring all of the decorations. The castle was adorned in purple...the color of royalty.
"Thank you," Zelda said politely. "Now I hope you all will enjoy your rooms, I'm sure you'll find them quite comfortable," she said as she took us up a grand set of stairs. She led us down a few passageways, and finally to where our rooms would be. "I don't know how you're going to break up to sleep for the night," she said, eyeing us all carefully, "but there are beds made for two in each of the rooms. So, maybe, boys on one side and girls on the other?" she suggested. We all chuckled.
"We're gunna sleep together," Penny said of herself and Legolas.
"Yeah," Link said, letting go of Zelda's arm and walking over to me. "We're gunna sleep together too," he said, putting an arm around me. Yeah, bitch, he's mine, you keep dreamin'.
"Fine by me," she said, giving me the glare of doom. "Here are the keys," she said, handing a key to Penny and a key to Link. "Dinner starts in 2 hours, so try to be on time!" she said cheerily, walking back the way she came. Link and Legolas watched her walk all the way until she turned a corner. Penny and I smacked them at the same time.
"Come on," she said, unlocking her door. Link unlocked our door and we all stepped inside. These rooms were great! Our room was adorned in blue, and Penny and Legolas's room was adorned in green. There were two bathrooms, separated by those folding screens, you know the kind, the ones you can see shadows and outlines through, not too good since there were tubs on the opposite sides of the screens.
"This is great!" Penny exclaimed, running into our room.
"Yeah it is!" I exclaimed, jumping on the bed with her. The two guys walked in, watched us, and shook their heads in disbelief at the same time.
"WE GET THE BATHROOM FIRST!" Penny and I screamed, jumping through the air off the bed. We ran into the bathroom and slammed the door shut before the guys could follow. Penny slammed the door to her room, too.
"Okay, this should be interesting," I said, walking over to my side of the bathroom and pulling the screens closed.
"Yeah, really," Penny said, turning on her faucet. I did the same, and soon we were sitting in hot bubble baths. Link and Legolas were banging on the door.
"Let us in, damnit!" Link exclaimed, trying the doorlatch.
"Yeah! We can help!" Legolas added, slamming it again.
"NO!" Penny and I screamed at the same time. I finished before Penny, and wrapped a towel around me before walking back into my room. I heard Penny do the same just as soon as I closed the door. I heard a low whistle as soon as I stepped back into the room.
"Shut up Link," I said as I shoved him into the empty bathroom. I picked out a midnight blue dress with a tight bodice and a low cut front. I put my hair up in a bun with little tendrils falling around my face and neck. I'm no good when it comes to getting dressed up, really...

*Legolas*
When I came out of the bathroom, my eyes fell upon Penny. She was wearing a lilac dress that exposed all of her shoulders and had lacing up the back. The skirt flowed when she walked...she was so beautiful, I couldn't believe it. She also had her brown hair twisted up with small flowers adorning it. I think I dropped what I was holding.
"Like it?" she asked, smiling. All I could do was nod.
"Legolas you can't wear black because I am!!!" Link exclaimed from the other room.
"I...I...uh...I..." I mumbled, blinking rapidly.
"I picked you out a dark green tunic. It'll match perfectly with my dress," Penny said, gliding over to the bed where she laid my clothes out. Sure, anything for her.

WickedOne: DAMN ZELDA!!
Storm-Child: She wasn't even in this scene...
WickedOne: So what?! And I have NO clue what hatface means. It's just fun to say.
Storm-Child: You have problems...