Hey y'all! *sings* Penny and Legolas, sittin' in a...bed....M-A-K-I-N-G-B-A-B-I-E-S...damnit all! lol here's chapter 11.

*Hillary*

Link and I walked into our room and closed the door. I sat down on the bed and he stood there for a bit, obviously getting lost in thought. It was quiet for a while, a rather uncomfortable silence, but I knew that neither of us would know how to break it. Finally I spoke up.

"Bitch."

"What?!" he asked, getting all defensive.

"Not you, Zelda," I said, smirking a bit.

"Oh. Yeah, I agree," he said, taking off his boots.

"I can't believe she would do something like that. Poor Legolas," I said, sighing.

"Poor Legolas?! You mean poor Penny!" he exclaimed, unbuttoning his shirt.

"Yeah, poor Penny. I hope this doesn't ruin their relationship. If it does, I'm going to kick the shit out of Zelda." Link laughed.

"I don't think any of us will stop you," he said, taking off his shirt. Although we were discussing a rather depressing matter, I was beginning to enjoy the view. I think I was drooling or something, cause he started laughing at me.

"What?!" I shouted.

"Oh, nothing," he said, stretching, and flexing his muscles. I think I blushed a nice lobster red. "The beach is THATAWAY!" he said, flexing his arm muscles while pointing to the left. I chucked my shoe at him. "Hey!" he exclaimed, ducking and just barely missing the flying projectile.

"Stop being dumb!" I exclaimed, heaving the other shoe at him. Link laughed again.

"You can't resist me!" he said, grinning, and flexing again. I growled at him and he hurried off to the bathroom. "I'm going to brush my teeth!" he called.

"Good, cause you stink!" I shouted back. While he was in there, I let my hair down and attempted to comb through it. It was so tangled that the brush got stuck in it. I was fussing with it when he stepped out.

"It's all yours," he said, referring to the now empty bathroom. I stood up, the brush still stuck in my hair, and walked calmly into the bathroom. Link laughed at me as soon as he saw it. I just walked in and brushed my teeth, then came back out. Link was sitting on the bed, still laughing. I walked over to the dresser and grabbed a nightgown. Then I unzipped my dress and it fell to the ground. That shut him up. The look on his face was priceless.

"What?" I asked, as innocently as possible, pulling the nightgown over my head.

"I...just...yum...I MEAN UM! I SAID UM!!"

"Suuuuure you did," I said, smirking, reaching up to grab the brush out of my hair. It was stuck, so I started to yank. I sat down next to Link, and he scowled.

"Go easy! Don't rip your hair out!" he exclaimed. "Let me do it," he said. I turned to him, and he gently pulled the brush out. Then he started to comb through it, giving me goosebumps. He did it way better than I would ever have done, which is scary, cause he's a guy. When he finished, he gave me a hug, and tucked me into bed. I think he wanted a little something, but didn't get any, because by the time he shut the lights off, I was asleep.

*Link*

"Damnit all," I mumbled as I heard Hillary snore. No point trying to wake her up, it's like trying to wake the dead. So I just closed my eyes and waited for sleep to find me.

I opened my eyes to darkness. There were sounds coming from the next room, ohh boy I didn't need to hear that! Penny just moaned as loud a humanly possible...then there was silence for a bit. Then I started to hear Legolas's voice. He was groaning and...aww DAMNIT I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT EITHER!! I slammed my pillow over my head, trying to block out the noises. Hillary's snoring had stopped, and I heard her giggle.

"That's something you don't hear everyday," she said, referring to Legolas's yelps.

"I think I'm gunna hurl," I said, chuckling.

"Shut up, it's probably turning you on," she sassed, laughing.

"No it's not!" I exclaimed, taking a swing at her in the dark.

"Liar," she said. I could tell she was smiling.

"Wanna try and out-scream them?" I cooed seductively.

"Uh..." she said. "I don't know...I..." she hesitated. I rolled over on top of her and started kissing her. She felt a bit tense, but soon began to relax. After I began to feel her up, she broke the kiss and grabbed my hands.

"Link, this isn't very romantic," she said, cringing at the screams coming from next door.

"Yeah, you're right," I said, sighing. I got off her and she cuddled up against me. Then we simultaneuosly grabbed our pillows and covered our ears. Laughing, we eventually fell asleep.

*Legolas*

When I opened my eyes, the room was really bright. I turned over, and saw Penny. I smiled as images from last night floated back into my mind. I kissed her gently, she was so beautiful, and then got up and got dressed. I walked into Link and Hillary's room, and suprisingly, they wern't there. I looked at a clock, and saw that it was 11:03. Crikey, no wonder everyone's up but me and Penny! I guess not everyone was as lucky as I was...heh heh heh. When I walked back into my room, Penny was sitting up in bed, staring blankly at me.

"Hey, love," she said, smiling. I grinned at her.

"Morning sunshine," I replied, walking over to her. I picked her up, along with the sheets that covered her, and carried her over to the bathroom. I gently placed her down, and handed her her green dress. She smiled a thanks, and shut the door.

"Are Hillary and Link up yet?" she called through the door.

"Yes, but I'm not exactly sure where they are," I replied, leaning against the wall.

"Prolly eating already...those two are always hungry," Penny said, and opened the door. I laughed.

"You're probably right," I said, taking her hand.

"I'm always right," Penny scoffed, before bursting into a fit of giggles. We walked out of the room and down the stairs. We had to ask a guard where Hillary and Link were, because the castle was too damn big to go look for them by ourselves.

"They're in the kitchen, right?" Penny asked, smirking a bit.

"No, actually," the guard said, "they went to the courtyard, I believe."

"Thank you," I said, and walked in the direction he pointed us to. "Somebody was wrong," I teased in a sing-songy voice.

"Shut up!" Penny growled, and play-smacked me. We walked outside and had to squint our eyes because of the bright sunlight. It was quite a change from the dreary dimness of the castle.

"Well look who decided to get up!" I heard a familiar voice say. We looked behind us, and Link and Hillary were sitting by a fountain. Link had an apple in his hand, and was eating it.

"What was that you were saying about me being wrong?" Penny asked, smiling triumphantly.

"Yeah yeah," I said, shrugging my shoulders.

"You guys are up early!" Penny exclaimed, walking over to the couple.

"Early?" Link asked. "It's almost 11:30!"

"Yeah," Hillary added, "we were able to get up, although a certain two people couldn't keep their damn pants on and were up half the night screaming and keeping two other people awake, but those first two people will remain nameless," Hillary said. I couldn't help but laugh, that girl always had a way with words.

"Hey, I'm not a screamer!" Penny yelled.

"Riiiiiiiiiight," Link said, taking another bite of his apple.

"And Mr. Elf over there," Hillary said, "he was as loud as the other one!" I blushed, and then made eye contact with Penny. We both started laughing, extremely hard, and were soon on the floor, unable to control it. Hillary and Link walked over and stood over us, shaking their heads.

"I don't see whats so funny," Link said, staring down at us.

"Yeah, we were deprived of precious sleep!" Hillary cried. When Penny and I finally pulled ourselves together and got up, Link and Hillary were already on the other side of the courtyard, walking away.

"Come on!" Penny said, racing towards them. I followed, and jumped on Link when I reached him.

"Hey now!" he exclaimed. "What the hell got you so happy?" I jumped off of him and turned to him.

"You know why." He looked at me, then nodded.

"So how was it?" he asked, watching as Penny and Hillary were walking quickly away from us.

"Why the hell should I tell you?!" I barked, crossing my arms.

"Oh, I don't know, cause I'm your friend, maybe?!"

"Well, all I can say is, that it was fantastic. Hey, did you get anywhere with Hill?" I said, quickly changing the subject.

"Well, naw. We were going to try to out-scream you guys, but Hillary said it wasn't really romantic cause of you guys, and I guess that's important, so I didn't pressure her or anything."

"That's very...um...noble of you, Link," I said, smirking.

"What?!" he asked. "What's that grin for?!"

"Oh, nothing," I replied. "Just that I got some before you did," I teased.

"So what? If the girl's not ready, I'm not going to push her," Link said defensively.

"I dare you to go grab her chest," I suddenly said. I have no idea where all this is coming from! For some reason, I feel different today...man, it's weird!

"That's assault, brother!" Link said, pushing me. He started chuckling.

"What?"

"Nothing, really, it's just that I've never seen you like this before. Usually I'm the one that's more outgoing. I can't imagine what Penny must've done to you last night," Link said, laughing some more.

"I know! I've got the same feeling!" I said, glad to know that I wasn't the only one noticing it.

"I wonder what they're talking about," Link said, eyeing the two girls up ahead of us.

"Me too," I replied.

*Hillary*

"Spill it!" I cried giddily to Penny.

"No...I don't wanna..." Penny replied.

"Aww c'mon," I pleaded.

"Alright, you talked me into it," Penny said, laughing. "Oh my God, it was incredible...he's pretty good for an old dude!" I cracked up.

"How old is he, really? 2,500?" I asked, thinking back to the Lord Of The Rings movie and how elves live forever.

"You wouldn't know, at all," Penny said, shaking her head.

"You guys were pretty damn loud last night," I said.

"Yeah, and I don't think they have insulated or sound-proof walls in these castles," Penny said, giggling. I turned around and looked ot our guys. Link winked at me, and I just rolled my eyes at him.

"They're talking about us," I said, turning to Penny.

"No doubt," she added. "But, who could blame them?" she asked sarcastically. I smiled.

"So where we off to today?" I asked. Link and Legolas approached us, grinning like idiots.

"I dunno, where do you guys want to go?" Link asked.

"TO SEE THE ZORAS!!" Penny exclaimed, jumping up and down.

"Okay!" Link said. We started to walk to the exit, but Link stopped and turned to Penny.

"How did you know about the Zoras?" he asked.

"Uh...I...uh..." she stammered. Damnit, gotta think fast.

"In our dreams! We saw them...er...in our visions...remember, that we were telling you about?" I said quickly.

"Um...yeah, I guess," he said hesitantly. We walked on a little bit more in silence, then Legolas piped up.

"That's pretty sketchy."

"Shut up," Penny and I said at the same time. The guys laughed, and we entered the castle again. After we returned to our rooms, grabbed our belongings, and Link quickly thanked the princess (although we were all pretty pissed off at him for doing it), we set out on the road again.

"So, what's this Zora place?" Legolas asked as we walked along the path.

"The Zoras are aquatic people," Link explained. "They're very friendly, and they live in a beautiful domain."

"Ohh," Legolas said.

"Come on!" Link said, jumping across the stream to the entrance to Zora river. After we weaved our way through to the entrance, Link whipped out his ocarina, and played Zelda's lullaby. The raging waterfall slowed down to a light trickle, and Penny almost fell asleep. It was hilarious.

"It's...weird..." she whispered to me inbetween yawns. "When you're playing..." she yawned again, "...the game...you never get tired!"

"It's okay, Penz," I said, patting her on the shoulder.

"This will wake you up!" Link said, jumping across to the alcove behind the waterfall. Legolas smiled at us, then jumped across.

"Sure, leave ME with the sleepy one!" I exclaimed, trying to hold Penny up. "C'mon, Penz, wake up!" I said, shaking her. She sort-of came to, and I made her jump across. Then I lept after her, and we all made our way to the entrance of Zoras Domain.

"It's not frozen!" Penny exclaimed, obviously awake now.

"Well...it's not winter, so it wouldn't be frozen," Legolas reasoned.

"It's been thawed for a few years now, ever since I...hey, how did you know that?!" Link questioned.

"A dream," Penny said quickly.

"Right. So, anyways," I said, trying to change the subject. "Where to?"

"Let's go greet the King," Link said, leading us up a giant flight of stairs.

"Jeez...is this all you do? Bow to royalty?" Penny asked Link.

"No, just when it's appropriate," Link said as we reached to top of the stairs. "Your highness," he said, bowing to the giant fish.

"Ah! Link! How are you?!" the fish exclaimed, his booming voice echoing off the walls.

"Wonderful. And I've brought some friends. It's good to see you sir," he said, backing away.

"I will tell my daughter you are here!"

"No - you really don't have to-"

"RUTO!!!!!!!!!!" he bellowed at the top of his lungs. Little waves began crashing on the shores around us.

"Yes daddy?" a weird-looking fish lady said, skipping out of a side door. "LINK!" she screeched. "How good to see you!" she cried, rushing over to him.

"Uh...yes, good to see you too," Link said. He looked like he was in extreme pain. Legolas, Penny, and I tried to hold back our laughter.

"Who are these...people?" she asked in a disgusted tone of voice.

"Hi! I'm Penny!" Penny exclaimed, holding out her hand to Ruto.

"Nice to meet you!" Ruto screeched.

"This is Legolas," Link said, and Legolas shook Ruto's...fin.

"And this is my-"

"His girlfriend," I said, quickly shaking her hand. I knew their history.

"Indeed," she said, glaring at me. "Well, I'm rather busy, but feel free to have a look around. I'm sure Link will be able to show you the way. Bye, Linky-Poo and friends," she said, strutting away. Once we were at a proper distance from the King's ears, we cracked up.

"Linky-Poo!" Legolas exclaimed. "That's great!"

"Yeah, Linky-Poo, where are we going?!" I cried, laughing harder. Link turned red from anger and embarrassment. He led us through the tunnel and almost to the edge of the waterfall, and all the while, we were still laughing. Then, all of a sudden, he picked me up and chucked me over the waterfall.

"DAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUU!" I screamed before hitting the surface of the water.

*Legolas*

We all watched Hillary plummet off the edge of the falls. Link stood inbetween Penny and I, laughing his ass off. He put his arms around us.

"Well, see you guys at the bottom," Link said, and gave us both a hard shove.

"SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Penny and I screamed simultaneously. When we surfaced, we looked up at Link, who was doubling over with laughter.

"I'm gunna kill you!" Hillary exclaimed, climbing up a ladder on the other side of the room. She hiked up her skirt, and ran, sopping wet, all the way around to where Link was.

"Hey Legolas!" I turned around, and Penny dunked me under the water. When she got off my shoulders, I grabbed her by the waist and threw her across the pool.

"BUGGERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" she exclaimed, doing a full twist in the air. I swam over to her, and grabbed her into a huge hug.

"Hey, love," I said, kissing her gently.

"Hieeee!" she replied. We looked up, and Link was still laughing. We watched Hillary sneak up behind him, and push him off the edge.

"BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" he screamed just before he did a huge bellyflop. Then Hillary was the one laughing.

"Ouch...that's gunna leave a mark," Penny mumbled.

"Yeah, a big one," I added. Hillary jumped off, and swam over to Link.

"Haha," she said, pointing a finger at him. He just growled, his hair hanging in his face. In the meantime, all the Zoras had stopped to stare at us.

"Go on! Go back to your business!" Penny cried, waving them away. They all immediately swam or walked away.

"Sheesh, it's good having you around," I said to her.

"Isn't it always?" she said, grinning.

"Oh yeah," I said, kissing her again.

"Alright, alright," Link said, rather loudly. "Enough making babies. Come on, let's get out of here," he said, swimming over to a wall.

"Shortcut?" Hillary asked.

"Yep, follow me," Link said, diving under the water. Hillary and Penny followed, and I took one last look around before diving after them and entering the small dark tunnel.

Link: Dude, my girlfriend is so much cooler than yours.

Legolas: Dude, no! Penny's way hotter!

Link: Dude, Hillary's hotter!

Legolas: Dude, Penny has nicer eyes!

Link: Dude, Hillary has longer legs!

Legolas: Dude, Penny has bigger boobs!

Link: Dude, how the hell do you know?! *Hillary and Penny smack their respective boyfriends upside the head*

Hillary and Penny: SHUT UP!

Link and Legolas: Dude...

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