I am SO sorry this is taking so long peeps, but I have fuckloads of coursework to do and it's all really important yadda yadda yadda and guess what, I was just ill for a week and not allowed on the comp .;; I'm so sorry!!
Stormeh!
Penny
We ran out onto the field, being crazy like usual. I was skipping ahead, singing, and I could hear Hillary laughing behind me.
"Penny, wait up!", I heard Legolas running towards me. I tried to run away from him, but as I'd forgotten Elves are extremely light on their feet and he caught up with me in no time, but he wasn't looking where he was going…not that there was anything in his way, I'm just mean!
"Oh look honey! A tree!", I said Gleefully. "Huh?", he said, his shock causing him to somehow trip himself up….The dunderhead!
I giggled, and I can't run when I'm laughing so I had to stop. I was about halfway between the forest and the ranch….in line with Kakariko when…I went silent, something wasn't right. I could feel huge waves of elemental power streaming towards the village…earth power. It was being sucked up, I watched as a towering tree wilted almost immediately as a huge wave of the magic approached me. I literally leapt in the air to avoid the necklace's power from being taken away from me, so I wouldn't…..well…sorta shrivel up, and I really don't wanna talk about it.
"Nice jump Penny, good to see that you're all working", said Link.
"Shut up you dicksmack! Something weird is happening in the village".
"Well sor-eeeeeee miss flower grow but there's no one there, so that's impossible".
"NO Link! There's evil there, and a helluva lotta earth element magic being drawn towards it".
"Pen…what are you talking about".
I felt anger at his stupidity, how can someone be so dense! Something very bad was happening and he just refused to let himself understand! I turned towards him, and he backed away, staring at me fearfully.
"P-penny…what's with the eyes….?". He stammered.
"This is no time for jokes Link!", I snapped, growling.
"Penny…What's happening, your eyes are bright green…". Legolas said calmly, with little more understanding.
"Huh? Oh I don't know and I really don't care, but energy is gathering there and – WOAH!!!". I yelled, unable to finish my sentence as a huge jolt pushed us off our feet, and a deep underground boom rang throughout the earth.
"Not a good sign!", Hillary said, getting up.
"No shit Sherlock", Link said, rubbing his head.
"Oh goddesses….", I whispered, the power was so concentrated it was really starting to effect me. Suddenly with a huge ripping sound, great claws of earth pierced through the surface, hurling Kakarikan houses in all directions. They raced upwards towards the sky, gripping, reaching, binding together to make u new, huge mountain, dwarfing that of the original death mountain. The sky seemed to invert colours, the blue turning orange and the clouds turning black. Everything had an eerie white sheen to it now.
At the top of this new monstrosity, a cloud of dust shielded something else that was going on, when it fell away, the ugly, evil and twisted remains of an ancient castle had rebuilt themselves. A deep booming laugh ran out over the land, definitely Ganondorf, and it was obvious that he had got my necklace.
"Fuck!", said Hillary, at loss for a better word.
Link was out of smart-ass comments.
Legolas stared, mouth open, not sure what to do.
I was on the case! 'Ok', I thought to myself. I have some of Farore's power, and what was her symbol again? Unicorn? Ok, let's see if I can summon a unicorn…'. I concentrated hard, thinking, Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn!!!
"I NEED A FREEKUN' UNICORN!!!", I yelled at the top of my voice. My comrades looked at me, I was about to explain when there was a loud whinny behind me. I turned to see a beautiful pearly white figure dashing towards me.
"YES BABY!", I yelled, leaping on it as it neared me.
"Penny, what are you doing?", Legolas asked me, voice shaking, face ashen, he knew exactly what I was going to do.
"I'm going up to sort this out once and for all….and I'm getting my necklace back!". I announced.
"PENNY! NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU GOING UP THERE!!!", Hillary screamed at me.
"Good Idea Penny! I'm coming too!", said Link, leaping on the back of the unicorn, just as I dug my heels into its side. "LINK", I yelled, but he just chuckled, and took the mane, locking me in his arms.
Legolas and Hillary were trying to run after us, but the Unicorn was really fast and we were half way up this mountain thing in under a minute.
We were coming to what looked like an entrance when I decided to look up at the whole castle. There was one huge tower in the centre, with a great glass dome on top. I could see a figure standing in the dome….it did not seem promising….
A bolt of dark purple….something came shooting towards us, and with an ugly hissing sound, purple snakes where carpeting the ground. The unicorn reared, and because of Link's goddamn weight, we went toppling off backwards into the sea of reptiles. I felt them tightening around me, and I was trapped, then the hissing ceased. No more snakes, just chains….not good.
With a huge grinding noise, a big stone door opened and this like…wave of air started sucking us in. Being lighter than link, I went flying in first with a very demented noise, half scream, half swearing my head off.
I found myself skidding to a halt in a huge stone chamber. There was a throne at one end, with the triforce symbol above it. In each triangle were….the different necklaces! Shining in all their glory! Link came flying in with a similar demented noise, and ended up sprawled next to me. "Good day", I said with a laugh. He rolled his eyes and tried to sit up, but failed miserably with his arms clamped to his sides.
A sadistic laugh rang throughout this hall and I looked up to see none other than Ganondorf. Woah, he was waaaaaaaaaay uglier in real life, this was scary…nice muscles though…ooh, sorry.
"Welcome to my castle Link, and you must be…".
"Penny the great", I said with a grin, heh! That threw him off course.
"Y-yes…", he said raising an eyebrow, which quickly dipped down into a frown. "You've interrupted my train of thought!!", he yelled at me.
"So sorry old chap", I retorted with a grin. He growled, dangerously, behind him, there was a clanking noise and I could see that a cage was slowly being lowered from the ceiling. He looked straight at Link, and he started lifting up off the ground. I had to stop myself laughing, it looked so hilarious. He floated gracefully into the cage and dropped down with a loud thud. I waited my turn, but it didn't come. The chains binding me turned into snakes and slithered away into various cracks in the walls. I stood up, Ganondorf was glaring at me.
"You were the one who kept the necklace from me", he accused.
"Err….yeah?", I said.
"Every attempt I made, and you foiled me".
I giggled. "Well that just makes you stupid, to be beaten by a girl, a big powerful 'wizard' guy". I taunted at his weakness. His eyes were going bright yellow so I shut up. A man appeared behind him, he was the guy I'd danced with at the castle. What was his name…? Lethys! Yeah. The I remembered Farore's words in my dream. "Don't trust Lethys". I could see what she meant, by the way he was looking at me, I was terrified.
"Deal with her", Ganondorf said cruelly. The half blind man nodded and advanced towards me. I took steps back. "You know, I was joking, you're a great wizard, warlock….thing…..", I stammered, retreating further. Link, also free of his chains was standing against the bars of the cage.
"Ganondorf! If your henchman does ANYTHING to that girl, I will get my revenge on her behalf, as will many others".
"Unfortunately not Link, there is no way you are going to get out of that cage, and if you did, you would probably break your legs from the fall." Ganondorf retaliated smoothly.
Lethys had me backed against a wall, I was petrified, the look in his eyes told me he was considering tearing my dress off.
"N-now, why can't we be civil…remember, we were dancing ever-so-gently…".
"Shut up girl", he hissed, suddenly he grabbed my hand and his face was centimetres from mine. "I remember…you looked ever so beautiful that night", he whispered. I noticed his ear was extremely close, and took the liberty to screech into it. He recoiled, clutching his head and I tried to run, but he caught up with me and punched me in the collarbone, I crashed onto the floor.
"YOU COWARD!", Link yelled, absolutely jumping up and down in rage, "YOU NEVER HIT WOMEN!!!".
"What are you going to do about it?", the man said nastily. I was trying to crawl away, but he hauled me up and dragged me to a door.
"I'll see to it that your wench gets her just desserts", he said with a horrible grin, opening the door and pushing me in…
Link
All I could do was watch helplessly as Penny was dragged into a different room by the man. The screams and crashes that followed sent chills down my spine. He was shouting at her and calling her a bitch. It was horrific, I felt so useless.
Finally the door opened again, and penny was chucked out, sent sprawling on the floor, clutching at a large rip in her dress.
The cage jolted and then plummeted to the floor. I was pinned back against the opposite wall as the door opened and he chucked Penny in. "That should teach the whore", He smirked, although I noticed a large red hand print across his face. Good old Penny, never lets them leave without a token of her appreciation.
The force holding me let go, as the cage cranked upwards. I immediately knelt down beside my friend, she was shaking, and crying, the tears leaving streaks down her face, she looked so cute.
"Penny it's ok..", I said laying a hand on her.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!", She screeched, curling up into a little ball. There was only one thing that could cause such a strong character like her to become like this.
"LETHYS! YOU WHORESON! IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER AGAIN I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE HUNG FROM THE TOP OF THIS TOWER BY YOUR LITTLE TOE!".
The bastard just laughed and exited from the hall. I knelt down next to Penny again, careful not to touch her. "Penz, it's ok, I won't let him do it again, I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you…", I looked down feeling ashamed. "But I couldn't….I feel terrible….".
She looked up at me, and the usual trademark gleam began to return. She put her arms around me and a held her there, she needed a hug for now. "I wonder what the others are doing…?". I said to her…
Legolas
"LEGO!!! Where the HELL are you going? The evil castle is THATAWAY!!", Hillary shouted from behind me.
"I'm going to the lake, Penny has quite a lot of fans, and I think they'll help her…". I said, still running. Hillary was trying to keep up with me, so I slowed a bit.
"All the people should still be at the lake right? Around the stalls?". I asked, worriedly.
"I guess so…", Hillary panted. We got to the iron gates and I leapt over. Hillary looked at me, most unimpressed and used a ladder. We ran on and found everyone dancing around a camp fire. Now, I'm usually quiet and reserved but I leapt into the middle.
"It's the racing girl's boyfriend!", someone shouted, and they all cheered loudly.
"Please! Listen!", I said as the various shouts died down. "She needs your help…". A murmur went up, then a man near the back wielding a pitchfork yelled out. "We'll help her! She saved the race!". Everyone cheered along with him.
"Ganondorf is back!!!", Hillary said, everyone turned and went silent, absolutely horrified. "He has crushed Kakariko to make way for his own fortress!", she told them. "And he has kidnapped, Link and Penny!", She said. Gasps and chatter filled the air, as they decided what to do. A man ran out from the lake, and came back moments later. "They're right! There's a new mountain over there!!!", he told them. A roar went up and the people ran about everywhere. I looked at hillary, and she shrugged, but within seconds they had gathered again, each wielding a torch, a pitchfork, a spade or a stick.
"Lead the way", said one man at the front, looking at me, a keen glint in his eyes.
Penny
I was still hugging Link when I heard someone enter. It was Ganondorf. He looked up at us and laughed. "Well now, look at the love birds in their cage, I thought you were with the other man you slut".
"We're best friends if you have to know, not love birds", I retorted angrily. He just cackled evilly, and I ignored him.
"My lord", Said Lethys running in, I crawled to the edge of the cage, grinning evilly. He was directly below me. "There is a crowd of people bearing torches, coming towards the castle, you can see them from the dome…".
"WHAT? UGH! Lead on Lethys".
I aimed a very good spit right at the bright ginger hair. It landed perfectly.
"Yes sir….EEUURGH!!", he yelled, he looked up at me.
"YEAH! THAT WAS ME GINGERPUBES!", I screeched at him, flipping him the bird at the same time.
I shut out whatever insult was hurled at me, and leant back against link who was shaking with laughter. "Worthless piece of crap…", I giggled, folding my arms across my chest. I looked over at the triforce with the necklaces in it. We were level with it, I was just staring at the green one, MY one, thinking how badly I wanted it back. If only we could swing the cage, and I had something with a hook….
"I've got it! I fucking did it!", I said, lightening up immediately.
"What?", Said Link, curious.
"Turn around!!!". I ordered. He did as he was told, and I fiddled around until without taking my dress off, I had my bra in my hand. He tunred around. "Hello!", He said with a large grin.
"Behave! Now swing the cage!".
"What?".
"SWING THE CAGE GODDAMNIT!!!", I yelled. Link did as he was told and in a short amount of time we were becoming closer and closer to the triforce symbol. When we couldn't get any further. I reached out, poking my hand through the bars, still holding my bra. I'd bent the hook a little so it would work, and pushed my arm out until I could no further because my shoulder got in the way. When I felt us slowing down as we got closer, I made a wild swipe.
"You almost got Nayru's there! Keep trying!", Link cried, egging me on. With the next swing I tried again, but knew I'd missed badly. Link shoved hard with all his weight and I pushed myself to the limit. "Third time lucky!", I grimaced, swinging my bra with full force. Something hooked! YES! I looked down and I had the red necklace. "Score!", I said.
"Quick put it on!".
"What the bra?", I said with a grin.
"No…Leave that off, The necklace! Maybe you can get us out of here!!". Link said with a bigger grin. I smiled back, and put the necklace on, I immediately felt…well powerful!
"Alright, these bars are gonna wish they'd never been made!", I said, rolling up my sleeves and raising my arms. "Din's fire!", I yelled. A bolt of energy shot from me like a blowtorch, the bars melted almost instantly. "Link, we must get the other necklaces…" I said.
"I can do it!", he said, taking a running jump and hanging onto the triforce.
"Oh my god link, be careful!!", I called out to him. He climbed up and threw the other necklaces to me.
"Now Penny, let's hope you can do something fucking amazing when you have all three on or I'm going to break my legs from the fall", He said, his voice straining. I put them on quickly, and nearly got knocked over by the wave of energy, and I started floating.
"Hey cool! Look at me!", I said, doing a somersault in the air, with a laugh.
"Penny, this is neither the time, nor the place", Link said, jerking as he slipped. I quickly floated over to him, and lifted him up, before gently floating us down again. Suddenly the whole castle shook, it was probably about to bury itself again without the power of the necklaces holding it up, "Right, now I suggest we get out of here" I yelled, we ran down the long hall and got to the door. I blasted it open with a shot of ice. "Heh, thank you Nayru!", I said, as we ran outside, and started down the slope. Link was ahead of me and clouds of dust were rising everywhere as avalanches began to happen as the power was being taken away. There was an almighty roar and a streak of golden light smashed into the ground beside me. I looked up and it appeared as if Ganondorf had realised I was making away with his power. Suddenly the flesh on my back felt all tingly, I looked to my side and realised with horror that huge red scaly wings were sprouting from my shoulder blades. As I began to swoop into the air, I grabbed Link under the arms and carried him clear as with an immense rumbling the whole mountain collapsed. Everything went in reverse order, the rubble from the buildings in Kakariko surfaced, joined together and flew back to it's plot of land as a house. I swooped to low and met the ground at terrible speed, sending me and link flying. The wings disappeared and I rolled to the feet of a crowd of people, watching the mountain disappear in awed silence. I felt myself get picked up and within two seconds I was tongue wrestling passionately with Legolas.
A loud cheer went up from the crowd, but it stopped abruptly when Ganondorf arose from where his hill had been. He saw himself surrounded by angry people, and hesitated.
"Prepare to face the people of Hyrule", said Link, drawing his sword…
OMG!! I'VE FINISHED!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOOO!! Sorry it took so long people, I love you all! Post nice things and it's muffins all round!!