Hello children. Here I come again in glory with another amazing chapter! Nooooooot. Ok, I'm so sorry. . . . . .I can't just leave Link like that. . . .poor darling! Oh yes, and thank you very much to Mercies Angel for the translations I use later on ^_^ (Would appreciate some more too, lol)

*Storm*

~Now known as Argentium Silverwing~

Disclaimer : Hello! I'm your official disclaimer, and today, we will be making it clear that Penny owns NOTHING!

Penny : That's unfair, no one loves me!

Legolas : I love you

Link : I do too!

Penny : Shut your trap!

Link : Sowwee….Insert audience Aaaww!!!

Legolas : Humph……she's mine

Link : Hey! There's a turkey over there {Heavenly choir : ALLELUIA! ALLELUIA!}

Penny : *Singing* Oh Linky, you came and you found me a turkey!

Legolas : Riiight, can we get on with this now?

Penny : Yes…quite….sorry.

Link

It was impossible, watching them walk towards the gateway. I just couldn't bear it, a choke escaped from me. I wanted to go with them, they were the best friends I'd ever had and ever would have, I couldn't let them go, without them. . . . . . Hyrule sucked! Ganondorf was dead, they didn't need the necklaces. Zelda had left them on a table, bit stupid, anyone could of grabbed them. . . . I did.

Putting them on, I ran, faster than ever before with the power of these jewels. Then I just suddenly took off, soaring just above the ground. . . . They were stepping through. . . . . and it was begging to close! NO! Must reach!!!

I gritted my teeth, pushing myself to the limit. It was just closing as I crashed to the ground and managed to grab an ankle. A great sucking force pulled me in, as whoever owned the ankle yelled out. I think it was Penny. At least I was with them though.

The four of us drifted through the rifts of time and space, nothing but darkness, stars and flashes of red and green and blue. My form was shifting, about four shadows of me blurred around me, to behind and two in front. The two in front showing what I'd be doing in 2 seconds and 1 second, and the ones behind showing with I'd done 1 second ago, and 2 seconds ago. It was so bizarre. 

I was a bit behind the group, frozen, semi-opaque images of my friends stood like a photograph, showing what they'd been doing at the point.

Finally with a sound like tiny bells we neared a bright light, Penny had turned and saw me and was grinning like a lunatic, although I was having difficult deciding which one of her forms was the real her. All were too beautiful. . . With a great whooshing noise, the light engulfed us and we were spiralling down. I could hear birds, a river. . . . . Where were we landing?

Penny

Oh my God!!! Link followed us! I was happy, because Link was my friend, but worried, that he might hit on me. Well, I'd deal with it when It happened, right now I was dying to show the guys our world. With a sounds like a zipper being done up we were falling through the air and landed in a heap in some woodland.

Hillary leapt up. "WE'RE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--..". She stopped mid sentence. "I don't think we're in Kansas Toto. . . . LINK!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?", she screeched, marching over to him.

Link rubbed his head and looked up guiltily, "I…..I can explain!".

She gasped. "You stole the necklaces!".

"No, really….Hill….I can explain".

"Link…you really are……", Legolas grinned, shaking his head. I giggled. "Well I understand, we're his only friends in the Universe and we abandoned him!".

"Yes! Exactly!", He said, before Hillary grabbed his collar and shoved her face in front of his. "That, Linky-boy, still does not answer, why you stole the necklaces back".

"They don't need them! And I wanted to use them to catch up with you and….", he looked at me. "Penny had hers before all this happened, and I know how hard it is to lose something that has been in your possession for a long time….".

"Well…..seeing as we are definitely not on earth, they might come in useful, Hell knows where we are and what might be out there". Hillary said fearfully.

"I must be Hell! I know where we are!", Said Legolas Happily…..Ha ha….funny joke.

"Sure, go on Mr. Hell Please enlighten us!". Link said with a grin.

"We're in Middle earth! My home!". Legolas said happily. I grinned, Link looked blank and Hillary went crazy.

"HOBBITS!!!!!", she screeched, leaping to her feet. We heard a rustling and span around. I tall, slender woman was approaching us.

"Mae Govannen, Arwen!", Legolas said happily. Arwen? Really? I stared in awe, she looked just like Liv Tyler, it was amazing.

"Legolas, where have you been? The court of Elrond is waiting for you………who are these people?", she asked looking at us. Legolas smiled.

"Arwen, it's too hard to explain how we met, but these people are my best friends….and in some cases a little more than that", he said, with a glance at me. I blushed, and Arwen looked at me with a knowing smile.

"Well, go to see the council Legolas, they need you to discuss important matters".

"The ring…", Hillary whispered. Link looked at her.

"What about a ring?", he asked.

"Oh uh….nothing", Hillary grinned at him, loving the fact that she knew something he didn't. He looked a bit miffed and shrugged.

"They'll probably give you rooms to stay in", Legolas said. "Just go with Arwen, I'll be back soon". Legolas then went over to Arwen and whispered something in her ear. Arwen looked at me and giggled, I knew Legolas was saying something about me. He walked off, not after blowing a kiss to me of course! Oooh! I feel so loved!

Arwen smiled. "Please, come this way, we will give you chambers before you leave, as you might be leaving tomorrow". She lead us out of the glade and towards the gushing elfin river and Rivendel. The beautiful buildings where surrounded by nature, making them all the more beautiful, as autumn leaves twirled down, giving it a magical feel.

We entered one of the buildings, walking past a large painting on the wall, showing a man holding a broken sword up to a demon. I looked to the other side of me, and saw the sword from the picture, lying on a platform. It was exactly like the film, apart from the parts of Rivendel I'd never seen before, but the style was the same, and exquisitely beautiful.

Hillary was lead off to a room, Link lead to one next to her, but I was lead up a winding, wooden staircase to an oak door. Arwen opened it and I was in a light and airy room with a large double bed, and angel at the head, spreading her wings as a sort of netting over the pillows. I knew what a double bed meant, as Arwen left me, giggling quietly. I went out onto the balcony, and looked down. I could see elves, dwarves, men, Gandalf and Frodo and Elrond in a circle, beneath some trees, across a bridge from the building where I was. It was the council, and I wasn't going to miss it. I was going to be in that fellowship whether they liked it or not.

I ran down to Link's room and knocked on the door, Link opened it and looked at me. "Link come on! Follow me!!!". I yelled, grabbing his hand. I sprinted down the corridor to Hillary's room and hammered on her door. She peeked around but I grabbed her too. "Come on, come on!", I urged. "We're going to the council and we're going to be in the fellowship!!".

Hillary agreed, Link looked highly confused, but followed us none the less. We raced outside and across the bridge. I hid behind a pillar and looked towards the circle of men which had stood and began to argue. I looked over and saw two hobbits. It was Merry and Pippin hiding behind another pillar next to us. I saw Pippin's eyes practically popping out at the sight of Hillary and I giggled.

"Guys! What's going on?", I whispered to them. They looked a bit scared, but Merry piped up. "They're talking about that ring that Frodo had!". Pippin was still staring at Hill, who was staring back at him. I giggled.

I looked over, and Aragorn had stepped up and was swearing his allegiance to Frodo, now the ring bearer. Slowly everyone in the fellowship, stepped up and swore themselves to Frodo including my sexy elf prince, Legolas. We saw Sam run out and towards the group, adding himself in, Elrond looked quite miffed about this. Then I ran out. "I'm coming too!!", I yelled leaping into the circle. Every man there looked and stared at me, wondering who the hell I was. Hillary and Link leapt in too. Legolas was trying very hard not to laugh. Elrond looked absolutely irate. Pippin and Merry soon joined, laughing happily.

"And WHO on middle earth are YOU?", he yelled at me. I grinned, and shook his hand. "I'm Penny", I said with a broad grin. He was shocked at first, and then pulled his hand away violently. Most of the dwarves in the council started to chuckle loudly.

"What have you got to offer the ring bearer", he said,  motioning to frodo. I looked down at the little hobbit and smiled. "Support, Friendship and the power of these Jewels", I said, motioning to the necklace I wore. He looked unimpressed, but sighed and moved on to Hillary.

"And who do you think you are?".

"I think I'm Hillary the great and almighty, but now you ask, I'm not sure". The hobbits and dwarves roared with laughter. Elrond did not look moved, and turned to Link.

"And you?", he said with a stony glare.

"Link of Hyrule, Hero of Time", Link said Seriously, the master sword gleamed from it's hilt, almost daring anyone to not take him seriously. There was a respected silence. Elrond sighed, "Fine, it will be a perilous journey, many may lose their lives, but you will save the fate of this land. You are the Fellowship of the Ring".

I felt extremely proud and smiled. I was part of the legendary Fellowship.

Legolas

That evening me and Penny sat in our room, she sat on the edge of the large double bed looking extremely pleased with herself. We'd been arguing, and she'd just won, so I was pretending to tidy, but sulking really. And she knew it perfectly well.

"I still don't think it's a good idea, you could get hurt, or even worse killed!". I exclaimed. She wasn't having any of it.

"Rubbish, I know everything that is going to happen!", She said proudly.

I shook my head. How little did I know how right she was. I walked over and sat down beside her, a warm breeze filtered in through the half open doors, leading out onto the small balcony. I was looking straight ahead, but I felt a hand gently massaging my shoulders, I sighed and relaxed. As soon as Penny had seen I wasn't alert, she pinned me down and clambered on top of me.

"Hey Handsome", she said, deepening her voice and smiling seductively. I was still pretty annoyed with her so didn't respond……until she leaned down and began to caress my cheek with her soft lips. I let out a small sigh, and tried to stop myself but she's already heard and looked at me, grinning. She rolled off and rested on the pillow. "I win again", she said happily.

Ok….She's really got me going, I wasn't missing this chance. I pounced on her and began to kiss her neck, thanking the heavens for off the shoulder dresses.

Link

I leafed through the maps and books Legolas had given me about the world we were in, and munched on something rather like and apple. I was reading the book, and every so often had to swap over to the map and locate the place I was reading about on it. Taking another bite of the fruit and held up the parchment to the light and tried to locate Rohan.

I jumped as I heard a noise, someone was in pain? Another noise came, and I found it hard to swallow. There was an unearthly moan coming from the room above me.

"Let me guess, I'm directly below Legolas and Penny", I mumbled. Running out of the room before another groan could make me hurl.

I wandered down and found Hillary's door, and knocked. She opened. "Hey Link, wassup?". She asked me.

"I have a room below the lovers and they're…".

"Oh goodness, you poor thing!", said Hillary, pitifully. She ushered me in and I sat down to be met by Merry and Pippin.

"Hello again Link!", said Pippin cheerily. I smiled, greeting him also.

"We were all just talking about the quest, and the ring". Hillary explained.

Merry nodded. "I'm just hoping we won't run out of food!!", Pippin piped up.

Hillary laughed. Pippin looked at her. . . . . and continued to stare for quite some time. I felt slightly jealous, but she'd let me go, and I couldn't do anything about that. Besides, she knew I liked Penny, although that was a bit pointless because she had Legolas and obviously loved him to pieces. I knew Penny better than I even thought, and I knew that she'd never ever sleep with a man unless she was 100% sure she loved him.

We talked for some time, discussing random things, I was asking where most landmarks I'd read about were, but the "Hobbits" or whatever they were called, didn't really know because they'd only ever been in the shire, although they ventured out every so often to steal food from the farmers. In fact, that was how they'd got in this mess.

"Well, I was minding my own business, when I found penny holding my horse". I said, explaining, how I had got in this mess. Hillary grinned at Pippin, and he smiled back. Merry looked at them, then at me, and began to chuckle.

"Pippin, I think we better go now, it's late and we have an adventure to start."

"Just a little while longer, please", the hobbit begged his friend.

Merry eventually coaxed him out after I said "Don't worry, she'll still be here tomorrow."

Hillary had given me death stare of the century but I still found it funny.

Eventually, after a long conversation about monsters, I went back to my room, all was silent and so I cleared all the maps and books off my bed. I was soon fast asleep, dreaming of things unmentionable seeing as this is a Kid's story. Ok so I'm kidding, I was dreaming about a pickle sandwich which spoke fluent goron.

Legolas

I awoke the next morning, sunlight in my face. Penny was wrapped in my arms, wearing nothing. Then I realised I was also wearing nothing, and it was cold. I had to make a break for my clothes, because the floor was freezing. 1, 2, 3. . .

"YEE!" I yelled the elfish for "Eek" as my foot touched the freezing cold stone and I made a mad flail for my tunic. I somehow succeeded and got dressed quickly. I heard a giggling and turned around.

"That was most enjoyable Legolas" Penny smirked. I rolled my eyes and bent down to kiss her.

"Get dressed, we'll have to leave soon" I whispered in her ear…………her ear……….HER EAR!!

"YOUR EAR!" I leapt backwards. But, then it was gone, I must have been imagining. Penny was panicking now, and grabbing her lobe desperately.

"Sorry, love. I must have been seeing things, I swear it was pointed for a moment back there". I said apologetically. She shrugged and got up. For the third time that morning I leapt up, she was so tall, and slender all of a sudden. I mean.. . . . . she always had been but. . . . . Again, I shook it off.

When she was ready, Penny and I made our way downstairs. Link came out of his door at the same time, he grinned at us.

"Hey there lovebirds, get some last night?".

"Auta miqula yrch", Penny muttered, walking by him. If I hadn't been in total hysterics, I would have been shocked, I didn't know Penny spoke Elfish.

"What the hell did she just say to me" Link demanded as I tried to support myself against the wall.

"She just told you to go and kiss an Orc", I chuckled. Link did not look impressed. "Anyway, we're meeting outside soon to head off Link, so can you get Hillary, I'll go and find the Hobbits with Penny." I walked away from him, still laughing. Little did I know Penny was undergoing some changes, and next door so was Hillary………….

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Ok children, that chapter was based mostly on the movie because I really can't keep up with the book, so forgive if you are a strict book reading person! Bear with ok? ^_^;; And……………for all you proper elfish speakers out there, don't kill me if I got it wrong, it's good enough ok? Thank you.

~ Storm/Argentium Silverwing