Dear readers,
I am very sorry for not updating for so long. I got sidetracked with many things and then simply forgot. Excuses aren't really enough so I apologise, and take the blame.
~*Miss Silverwing*~
P.S IF I get anymore flamers, this is a message to you. SOD OFF! It takes courage to put up your imagination and feelings, so don't revoke it. I also notice that flamers are anonymous, SOD OFF! I'd like to see you do better in your stories but obviously not, seeing as you're too afraid to give me the link to them. One more thing. SOD OFF! Thank you! Have a nice life! xXx
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There was a dragon in my stomach. It was rolling around gurgling with laughter and making rude burping noises. I vaguely felt myself on my back and my blurred thoughts changed dramatically to that of beans on toast. Damn I wanted that so badly.
The dragon made a sarcastic comment about bacon and decided that it would start tunnelling to my mouth. That is when I woke up, snapping bolt upright and finding myself in the forest of Lothlorien. I ignored the members of the fellowship who were awake and jumped to my feet, sprinted over to a bush and let the dragon loose.
To put it lightly, I puked rather violently. I felt someone lift up my hair behind my neck and rub my back gently with a strong hand. When I'd finished decorating the shrubbery I turned to see Link. He gave me a sympathetic smile and wiped the corner of my mouth with a piece of cloth he had handy.
"What happened to you?" He asked gently.
"Dragon." I replied, still rather dazed and having nice thoughts about pineapples.
Suddenly the thundering of feet heralded the arrival of Hillary and Legolas. "What happened. . . .eurgh! That is so disgusting!" Said the ever- tactful Hillary. Legolas looked concerned, and made that cute frowning face. "What happened to her, is she feverish?"
Link felt my forehead. "She's absolutely fine, but she said something about a dragon." I stood up straight. The two men looked at me worriedly, while Hillary hummed happily, choosing lala land against the reality of the bush behind her. "I dreamt there was a dragon in my stomach and it was laughing, then it came out." I said it with the air of a three-year-old child who couldn't work out how halfway between the stomach and bush the dragon had been nastily mangled and come out in a liquidised form.
"Are you positive she's not feverish?" Legolas whispered. Suddenly a wonderful smell filled my nostrils and my eyes turned with a hungry glint towards the saucepan of Sam. I bolted off in that direction, leaving the three to stare after me.
Pippin had been fetching water and walked by. "Goodness, who left that mess?" he piped up.
"Penny did." Hillary said, smiling. Pippin looked at the bush, then back at Hillary. "I didn't know elves did that, do you?"
"We do now Pip, we do now." Link grumbled, walking after me. Legolas followed him. Unaware of their concern, Sam and I were having a wonderful conversation about how plants were so nice and how blue and pinks made gardens look more spacious. All the time I was gulping down bacon, happy as anything. I was overshadowed by two figures. The two 'L's.'
"Penny, how do you manage to dream about a dragon, run over and deposit a present in the bush and then want to eat something?" Link questioned.
"I don't know, ask God." I said flatly, taking another bite. "I also had a craving for beans on toast just before I was sick. No biggie." While Legolas started to lecture me on the subject of feverish dreams, Hillary slyly grabbed Link and took him a little distance away. She took deep breaths.
"Right, I want you to explain to me, Penny's symptoms." She breathed. Link thought for a moment. "Really odd dream, craving for food, violently sick, suddenly hungry."
"Oh my God! She's pregnant!" Hillary cried as quietly as she could. Link looked rather struck by this statement. "She's what?"
"Look." Hillary said, impatiently, positively squirming with worry. "We know perfectly well what Penny and Legolas get up to sometimes."
"What, the all night screaming marathon?"
"Hush! There are young ears present! Anyway, I doubt that in either here or Hyrule there is any contraception."
"Contra-what?"
"Precisely!" Hillary said shrilly. "Penny didn't think of that, she's going to have a baby in about 8 and a half months! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
I entered the conversation at this point. (I hadn't heard any of this, I was told later by Hillary, much to my amusement) "Darling you look frightfully flushed." I informed Hillary who looked like heart failure was imminent. "I'm fine, it's all fine." She heaved between deep calming breaths. If I had known the situation I would have politely pointed out that she was acting like she was the one who was pregnant.
After everyone had calmed down, we were informed that we had to split into groups and take boats down the river. I was in a group with Hillary, Legolas, Link and Pippin. As we pushed off, the whole fellowship looked rather troubled. I knew what was ahead and intended on staying alive, so I sat up straight and cheerily in the boat, waving at the various elves of Lothlorien who had come to watch us go, just to check we really were leaving and consider opening up something doubtlessly alcoholic the second we rounded the corner. Galadriel stood alone, framed rather nicely by the surrounding bushes. She lifted her hand to grant us farewell.
Of course, I started shaking my whole arm about and calling out goodbye. I suddenly realised she was trying to tell me something. She mouthed "You are stagnant."
'Thanks a f*cking bunch' my mind murmured darkly. "Ok! Bye!" I said, turning back. 'Stagnant, what cheek! Only water is stagnant! Grrr.'
Hillary was sitting infront of me in the boat and Pippin infront of her. Legolas was taking up most of the middle, and using the paddle to get us moving, and Penny was at the front, demanding that she was captain of the ship. I sighed, and looked at the back of Hillary's head. I didn't get it, I don't love her, honestly, I mean I did, but it wasn't right and stuff. But now, it was strange, I saw her, with her arms around Pippin, and he was in her lap, looking up at her, so he would have seen her upside down, and she was pinching his nose and things.
It was strange because I was jealous. I knew I was, you get this really odd feeling that kind of shimmers across your soul (which I imagine is trapped in the ribcage) like the ripples caused by light under water. Then there was Penny, ever more beautiful, but completely blind to my feeling because she was besotted with Legolas, and without knowing it was pregnant with his child. I'd began to give up on her, but still if I got the chance, I wouldn't mind getting her alone in some shrubbery. . . . .maybe Hill could join too. . . .Mmm. . .
My, *cough* thoughts were scattered by some movement up on the cliffs above us. Grunting, pounding of feet reached my sensitive Hylian ears. I looked up, trees were swaying as something made it's way through. Hillary was looking calmly up, and so was Penny, while the rest of our fellowship looked rather intimidated.
After a while I looked up to see two colossal statues.
"Really downsizes the desert colossus doesn't it?" Hillary said in a relaxed manner, referring to the large statue of a woman, that guarded the entrance to the spirit temple deep in the deserts of Hyrule. I just nodded, wondering who really took up their time constructing it.
We passed between them, and made our way to the shore, getting out of the boats and building a fire. Boromir was looking slightly haunted, and said he'd fetch some fire-wood. 'My ass' I thought, noticing that Frodo had wondered off. Hillary and Penny looked at each other, before running off to see. Gimli lit his pipe and looked Solemn. Legolas was contemplating something no doubt, and Aragorn had noticed something was wrong, but wasn't quite sure what. "Umm, Aragorn, where has Boromir gone?" I said, deciding to be subtle after Hillary and Penny had their conversation overhead about not telling people stuff. . .
He leapt up, and I jumped back. He ran off between the trees, I decided to stay put with Legolas, my best guy friend, and the dwarf who had began to make subtle comments about how elves suck. I looked around as Legolas's face reddened, something wasn't right, and I tightly gripped the mastersword.
I ran around between the trees. I had no clue where in earth I was and Hillary had ran off so I was feeling quite alone. I was also terrified because I knew that any moment, great hulking uruk-hai would be making an entrance and if I was alone I'd be dead meaties! I suddenly bumped into Aragorn. "Where is Frodo, Penny?" he asked. I sighed. "He should be near that stone ornament." I said, pointing to it, the moment the poor little hobbit appeared in mid-air and landed with a mighty thud. Aragorn and I ran over looking concerned, Frodo was very cold towards us and after being rather distraught, he tried to offer us the ring. I heard a chilling whisper as my eyes looked down at the ring. "Penelope. . . ." it hissed, I was surprised, I had absolutely no desire to take it at all. "Frodo. . .your ring is talking to me." I said with my eyes wide. Aragorn was staring at it. I whacked him around the back of the head. He blinked, and closed Frodo's hand over it. I can't remember what he said, I was too busy trying to control my bladder while staring, speechless at a horde of approaching Uruk-hai . "Frodo! RUN!" Me and Aragorn cried out at the same time, and tuned to face the monsters.
I have to admit, this was the last thing I had planned on getting caught up in, and I was half way between bed-wetting and a near death experience. I followed Aragorn's lead and my daggers sprang into action, with a cry of, "DIIiIiiiIIIiiiIIIIEEEE YOU UGLY GREAT BRUTES!" Rawr! I was vicious! Legolas suddenly joined the action, firing arrow left, right and centre. I was impressed, he's so brilliant.
Note to Self : Reminder to reward Legolas in a nearby bush if I live through this
Bwahahah! Ok so where I am? Oh yeah I'm in the middle of a great band of smelly monsters, sweeping left and right, and doing the patented Penny sleep spell. (Namely : Whack victim round the head until all movement ceases) Suddenly a horn sounded from the woods to the left of us. "The horn of Gondor." Aragorn gasped. I was so scared now, I had no idea where Hillary was, I sped off in the direction of the horn, terrified by a sudden feeling she was in danger. I arrived just in time to see Boromir, fighting on with two arrows sticking out of his chest. I almost cried, it was terrible, but I knew it had to happen.
"PENNY!!! PENNY HELP!" Came a hysterical scream, Hillary, Merry and Pippin were being carried off by a huge crowd of Uruk-Hai, while Boromir was powerless to stop them. "HILLARY!" I screeched, beginning to chase after them. However, something thudded hard into the back of my head, and amidst the screams of Hillary and the grunts of Uruk-Hai, I fell to the ground, shrouded in darkness.
"HILLARY" I screamed when I snapped up. A strong hand pushed me down again, and something wet was on my forehead. I squeezed my eyelids together furiously, trying to work out what was going on.
"Sssh, Penny, shhh." I heard the soothing voice of Legolas. "Is she awake?" I heard footsteps and Aragorn's voice from a little distance off. I could tell it was late evening, as the sky was getting darker. "I had no idea that she-elves were so hysterical." Gimli pondered, I could tell he was smoking his pipe again. I tired to launch myself from the ground again, but to no avail as Legolas pinned me down again, a little harder than he intended to, probably irritated with Gimli's comment. I opened my eyes and glared up at the three men.
"Where's Link? Oh dear God, he's not dead is he?"
"No, no, he went with Frodo and Sam, they have gone on alone. We have to try and catch up with Hillary, Pippin and Merry, and save them from the Uruk Hai before they are taken before Saruman and dispatched mercilessly because they are worthless to him." Aragorn explained to me. I looked up at him pitifully, the thought of Hillary being 'dispatched' made my stomach squirm, but I looked closer at the Ranger, he seemed somehow. . . 10 years older.
"And Boromir is dead isn't he?" I muttered. Aragorn stared at me. "How. . . . .how did you know that?"
"You didn't mention him, his shield is gone and you sent his body off in one of the boats." I said simply, lying on the dead leaves with a smug expression. Legolas looked most proud, Gimli dropped his pipe and Aragorn gave me a half smile.
"Legolas, you have found yourself quite the girl, almost as good a ranger as I am."
"She is building well on her instincts as an elf, but she is not fully one yet, I don't know why, she is only half elf at the moment. As you know, us elves are very tuned in to our surroundings, that is probably how she knows."
'No ducky, I read the book.' My mind drawled sarcastically.
"In the morning, we shall start following, we really have no time to lose, but I felt that you needed some rest, Penny." Aragorn said clearly. The leader of the group. I leapt up. "You're right, we have no time to lose, I can't bear the thought of Hillary being killed, we must go."
'I just damn well hope that with my half elf lifestyle, comes along a free package of that sleep while running thing because I'm going to damn well need it.' I thought darkly.
So that is how I found myself, running long distance (my least favourite thing) across the plains of Rohan, following Uruk-hai (my least favourite monster) tracks. I sighed, I knew we'd never get to be with Hillary and the others soon, and I didn't look forward to what I would have to deal with in the future. I was scared, but I had to keep going for all my friends' sake.
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*Huff Puff* This chapter is dedicated to Shinobi Fearie (Sorry if I spelt that wrong) Do you know why? She is the person who gave me faith in myself to carry on, she is the person who has been so faithful to me and Hill, so I want you all to thank her for getting me back on the rails!!! Oh yeah and review or die. And if any of you are even planning on flaming without a good, solid reason. . . . .
*Takes a deep breath and pavarotti stance* SOOOOOOOOD OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
P.s. If link was meant to love Zelda, they would done something in Ocarina of Time. Trust me darling, I am a huge fan of that game, they don't have ANY chemistry alright? ^_^ face it, they were saving him for me and hill! Hahahaha
I am very sorry for not updating for so long. I got sidetracked with many things and then simply forgot. Excuses aren't really enough so I apologise, and take the blame.
~*Miss Silverwing*~
P.S IF I get anymore flamers, this is a message to you. SOD OFF! It takes courage to put up your imagination and feelings, so don't revoke it. I also notice that flamers are anonymous, SOD OFF! I'd like to see you do better in your stories but obviously not, seeing as you're too afraid to give me the link to them. One more thing. SOD OFF! Thank you! Have a nice life! xXx
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There was a dragon in my stomach. It was rolling around gurgling with laughter and making rude burping noises. I vaguely felt myself on my back and my blurred thoughts changed dramatically to that of beans on toast. Damn I wanted that so badly.
The dragon made a sarcastic comment about bacon and decided that it would start tunnelling to my mouth. That is when I woke up, snapping bolt upright and finding myself in the forest of Lothlorien. I ignored the members of the fellowship who were awake and jumped to my feet, sprinted over to a bush and let the dragon loose.
To put it lightly, I puked rather violently. I felt someone lift up my hair behind my neck and rub my back gently with a strong hand. When I'd finished decorating the shrubbery I turned to see Link. He gave me a sympathetic smile and wiped the corner of my mouth with a piece of cloth he had handy.
"What happened to you?" He asked gently.
"Dragon." I replied, still rather dazed and having nice thoughts about pineapples.
Suddenly the thundering of feet heralded the arrival of Hillary and Legolas. "What happened. . . .eurgh! That is so disgusting!" Said the ever- tactful Hillary. Legolas looked concerned, and made that cute frowning face. "What happened to her, is she feverish?"
Link felt my forehead. "She's absolutely fine, but she said something about a dragon." I stood up straight. The two men looked at me worriedly, while Hillary hummed happily, choosing lala land against the reality of the bush behind her. "I dreamt there was a dragon in my stomach and it was laughing, then it came out." I said it with the air of a three-year-old child who couldn't work out how halfway between the stomach and bush the dragon had been nastily mangled and come out in a liquidised form.
"Are you positive she's not feverish?" Legolas whispered. Suddenly a wonderful smell filled my nostrils and my eyes turned with a hungry glint towards the saucepan of Sam. I bolted off in that direction, leaving the three to stare after me.
Pippin had been fetching water and walked by. "Goodness, who left that mess?" he piped up.
"Penny did." Hillary said, smiling. Pippin looked at the bush, then back at Hillary. "I didn't know elves did that, do you?"
"We do now Pip, we do now." Link grumbled, walking after me. Legolas followed him. Unaware of their concern, Sam and I were having a wonderful conversation about how plants were so nice and how blue and pinks made gardens look more spacious. All the time I was gulping down bacon, happy as anything. I was overshadowed by two figures. The two 'L's.'
"Penny, how do you manage to dream about a dragon, run over and deposit a present in the bush and then want to eat something?" Link questioned.
"I don't know, ask God." I said flatly, taking another bite. "I also had a craving for beans on toast just before I was sick. No biggie." While Legolas started to lecture me on the subject of feverish dreams, Hillary slyly grabbed Link and took him a little distance away. She took deep breaths.
"Right, I want you to explain to me, Penny's symptoms." She breathed. Link thought for a moment. "Really odd dream, craving for food, violently sick, suddenly hungry."
"Oh my God! She's pregnant!" Hillary cried as quietly as she could. Link looked rather struck by this statement. "She's what?"
"Look." Hillary said, impatiently, positively squirming with worry. "We know perfectly well what Penny and Legolas get up to sometimes."
"What, the all night screaming marathon?"
"Hush! There are young ears present! Anyway, I doubt that in either here or Hyrule there is any contraception."
"Contra-what?"
"Precisely!" Hillary said shrilly. "Penny didn't think of that, she's going to have a baby in about 8 and a half months! Oh my God! Oh my God!"
I entered the conversation at this point. (I hadn't heard any of this, I was told later by Hillary, much to my amusement) "Darling you look frightfully flushed." I informed Hillary who looked like heart failure was imminent. "I'm fine, it's all fine." She heaved between deep calming breaths. If I had known the situation I would have politely pointed out that she was acting like she was the one who was pregnant.
After everyone had calmed down, we were informed that we had to split into groups and take boats down the river. I was in a group with Hillary, Legolas, Link and Pippin. As we pushed off, the whole fellowship looked rather troubled. I knew what was ahead and intended on staying alive, so I sat up straight and cheerily in the boat, waving at the various elves of Lothlorien who had come to watch us go, just to check we really were leaving and consider opening up something doubtlessly alcoholic the second we rounded the corner. Galadriel stood alone, framed rather nicely by the surrounding bushes. She lifted her hand to grant us farewell.
Of course, I started shaking my whole arm about and calling out goodbye. I suddenly realised she was trying to tell me something. She mouthed "You are stagnant."
'Thanks a f*cking bunch' my mind murmured darkly. "Ok! Bye!" I said, turning back. 'Stagnant, what cheek! Only water is stagnant! Grrr.'
Hillary was sitting infront of me in the boat and Pippin infront of her. Legolas was taking up most of the middle, and using the paddle to get us moving, and Penny was at the front, demanding that she was captain of the ship. I sighed, and looked at the back of Hillary's head. I didn't get it, I don't love her, honestly, I mean I did, but it wasn't right and stuff. But now, it was strange, I saw her, with her arms around Pippin, and he was in her lap, looking up at her, so he would have seen her upside down, and she was pinching his nose and things.
It was strange because I was jealous. I knew I was, you get this really odd feeling that kind of shimmers across your soul (which I imagine is trapped in the ribcage) like the ripples caused by light under water. Then there was Penny, ever more beautiful, but completely blind to my feeling because she was besotted with Legolas, and without knowing it was pregnant with his child. I'd began to give up on her, but still if I got the chance, I wouldn't mind getting her alone in some shrubbery. . . . .maybe Hill could join too. . . .Mmm. . .
My, *cough* thoughts were scattered by some movement up on the cliffs above us. Grunting, pounding of feet reached my sensitive Hylian ears. I looked up, trees were swaying as something made it's way through. Hillary was looking calmly up, and so was Penny, while the rest of our fellowship looked rather intimidated.
After a while I looked up to see two colossal statues.
"Really downsizes the desert colossus doesn't it?" Hillary said in a relaxed manner, referring to the large statue of a woman, that guarded the entrance to the spirit temple deep in the deserts of Hyrule. I just nodded, wondering who really took up their time constructing it.
We passed between them, and made our way to the shore, getting out of the boats and building a fire. Boromir was looking slightly haunted, and said he'd fetch some fire-wood. 'My ass' I thought, noticing that Frodo had wondered off. Hillary and Penny looked at each other, before running off to see. Gimli lit his pipe and looked Solemn. Legolas was contemplating something no doubt, and Aragorn had noticed something was wrong, but wasn't quite sure what. "Umm, Aragorn, where has Boromir gone?" I said, deciding to be subtle after Hillary and Penny had their conversation overhead about not telling people stuff. . .
He leapt up, and I jumped back. He ran off between the trees, I decided to stay put with Legolas, my best guy friend, and the dwarf who had began to make subtle comments about how elves suck. I looked around as Legolas's face reddened, something wasn't right, and I tightly gripped the mastersword.
I ran around between the trees. I had no clue where in earth I was and Hillary had ran off so I was feeling quite alone. I was also terrified because I knew that any moment, great hulking uruk-hai would be making an entrance and if I was alone I'd be dead meaties! I suddenly bumped into Aragorn. "Where is Frodo, Penny?" he asked. I sighed. "He should be near that stone ornament." I said, pointing to it, the moment the poor little hobbit appeared in mid-air and landed with a mighty thud. Aragorn and I ran over looking concerned, Frodo was very cold towards us and after being rather distraught, he tried to offer us the ring. I heard a chilling whisper as my eyes looked down at the ring. "Penelope. . . ." it hissed, I was surprised, I had absolutely no desire to take it at all. "Frodo. . .your ring is talking to me." I said with my eyes wide. Aragorn was staring at it. I whacked him around the back of the head. He blinked, and closed Frodo's hand over it. I can't remember what he said, I was too busy trying to control my bladder while staring, speechless at a horde of approaching Uruk-hai . "Frodo! RUN!" Me and Aragorn cried out at the same time, and tuned to face the monsters.
I have to admit, this was the last thing I had planned on getting caught up in, and I was half way between bed-wetting and a near death experience. I followed Aragorn's lead and my daggers sprang into action, with a cry of, "DIIiIiiiIIIiiiIIIIEEEE YOU UGLY GREAT BRUTES!" Rawr! I was vicious! Legolas suddenly joined the action, firing arrow left, right and centre. I was impressed, he's so brilliant.
Note to Self : Reminder to reward Legolas in a nearby bush if I live through this
Bwahahah! Ok so where I am? Oh yeah I'm in the middle of a great band of smelly monsters, sweeping left and right, and doing the patented Penny sleep spell. (Namely : Whack victim round the head until all movement ceases) Suddenly a horn sounded from the woods to the left of us. "The horn of Gondor." Aragorn gasped. I was so scared now, I had no idea where Hillary was, I sped off in the direction of the horn, terrified by a sudden feeling she was in danger. I arrived just in time to see Boromir, fighting on with two arrows sticking out of his chest. I almost cried, it was terrible, but I knew it had to happen.
"PENNY!!! PENNY HELP!" Came a hysterical scream, Hillary, Merry and Pippin were being carried off by a huge crowd of Uruk-Hai, while Boromir was powerless to stop them. "HILLARY!" I screeched, beginning to chase after them. However, something thudded hard into the back of my head, and amidst the screams of Hillary and the grunts of Uruk-Hai, I fell to the ground, shrouded in darkness.
"HILLARY" I screamed when I snapped up. A strong hand pushed me down again, and something wet was on my forehead. I squeezed my eyelids together furiously, trying to work out what was going on.
"Sssh, Penny, shhh." I heard the soothing voice of Legolas. "Is she awake?" I heard footsteps and Aragorn's voice from a little distance off. I could tell it was late evening, as the sky was getting darker. "I had no idea that she-elves were so hysterical." Gimli pondered, I could tell he was smoking his pipe again. I tired to launch myself from the ground again, but to no avail as Legolas pinned me down again, a little harder than he intended to, probably irritated with Gimli's comment. I opened my eyes and glared up at the three men.
"Where's Link? Oh dear God, he's not dead is he?"
"No, no, he went with Frodo and Sam, they have gone on alone. We have to try and catch up with Hillary, Pippin and Merry, and save them from the Uruk Hai before they are taken before Saruman and dispatched mercilessly because they are worthless to him." Aragorn explained to me. I looked up at him pitifully, the thought of Hillary being 'dispatched' made my stomach squirm, but I looked closer at the Ranger, he seemed somehow. . . 10 years older.
"And Boromir is dead isn't he?" I muttered. Aragorn stared at me. "How. . . . .how did you know that?"
"You didn't mention him, his shield is gone and you sent his body off in one of the boats." I said simply, lying on the dead leaves with a smug expression. Legolas looked most proud, Gimli dropped his pipe and Aragorn gave me a half smile.
"Legolas, you have found yourself quite the girl, almost as good a ranger as I am."
"She is building well on her instincts as an elf, but she is not fully one yet, I don't know why, she is only half elf at the moment. As you know, us elves are very tuned in to our surroundings, that is probably how she knows."
'No ducky, I read the book.' My mind drawled sarcastically.
"In the morning, we shall start following, we really have no time to lose, but I felt that you needed some rest, Penny." Aragorn said clearly. The leader of the group. I leapt up. "You're right, we have no time to lose, I can't bear the thought of Hillary being killed, we must go."
'I just damn well hope that with my half elf lifestyle, comes along a free package of that sleep while running thing because I'm going to damn well need it.' I thought darkly.
So that is how I found myself, running long distance (my least favourite thing) across the plains of Rohan, following Uruk-hai (my least favourite monster) tracks. I sighed, I knew we'd never get to be with Hillary and the others soon, and I didn't look forward to what I would have to deal with in the future. I was scared, but I had to keep going for all my friends' sake.
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*Huff Puff* This chapter is dedicated to Shinobi Fearie (Sorry if I spelt that wrong) Do you know why? She is the person who gave me faith in myself to carry on, she is the person who has been so faithful to me and Hill, so I want you all to thank her for getting me back on the rails!!! Oh yeah and review or die. And if any of you are even planning on flaming without a good, solid reason. . . . .
*Takes a deep breath and pavarotti stance* SOOOOOOOOD OFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
P.s. If link was meant to love Zelda, they would done something in Ocarina of Time. Trust me darling, I am a huge fan of that game, they don't have ANY chemistry alright? ^_^ face it, they were saving him for me and hill! Hahahaha