RANDOM FANFICTION NO.1 BY ONEMORETIME WITH HELP FROM SC2K4

Linkin Park, a famous park named after the legendary Jonathon A. Linkin is a place of calm, a place where not much happens on a day-to-day basis. While it may be dull, it does house a movie theater, a big multi- story complex that features both old and new movies, and a vast underground basement...Our story revolves around this place...

9:00 P.M.-Outside of Linkin Park, at the house of Drew and Charlotte Pickles.

"But Honey! I think it would be a great idea if Angelica went with us to see the movies tonight! It could expand her horizons!" Drew said with great emphasis to Charlotte.

"You just don't understand Jonathan! I need those reports by tomorrow morning on my desk ready to be signed! Don't you bitch to me, I may be the boss but I'm in charge here! Oh don't give me that..." Charlotte screamed.

"hrm, Snookems..."

"I said tomorrow morning!"

"I'm going to go with Angelica right now if you don't mind..."

"yeah yeah, whatever, just go!" Charlotte casually dismissed Drew.

"Great! Angelica....Daddy has a surprise for you..." He walked off excitedly.

9:10 P.M.-Outskirts of Linkin Park

"Daddy, why couldn't we have taken your car?" Angelica said with a rather pissy suez canal accent.

"Because the theater is only a block away honeybuns." Drew said tiredly Out of the corner of her eye, Angelica spotted something that got her sweet tooth a tingling, she saw a coke machine. Quickly, Angelica drew herself to the machine.

"DADDY DADDY! Can I have a soda!?" Angelica said.

"Sure probably cheaper than the theaters anyway." And so, Angelica got herself a Dr. Pepper, popped a can, and unknowingly unleased a magic spirit...

9:11 P.M.-Above Linkin Park

Solid Snake drew closer in Otacon's new stealth Kastka, knowing full well that the safety of the world depended on him.

"Snake, I don't think I need to tell you that this is an important mission." Otacon said.

"Of course." Snake simply replied, "What's the situation?"

"At about 8:00 P.M. we received information that a new Metal Gear was being stored in the vast underground basement of the Linkin Park Movie Theater. We don't know how it got down there, but we know it isn't a good thing."

"Is it American? Who made it?"

"We assume it's American, but we don't know if the United States has control of it right now."

"...This is bad..." Snake said, sadly, "What's the insertion method?"

"We'll lower you in from the Kastka, don't worry about being seen or heard, since this uses the latest technology to hide itself from enemy forces. You will activate the temporary stealth camo and rappel down onto the roof of the complex. From there, you will make your way to the underground base thing and destroy Metal Gear."

"I'll have to get weapons on site?"

"Yes." Otacon said simply.

"Damn..."

"Good luck Snake."

"Yeah...I'll need it." And with that, he started to rappel down to the complex...

9:15 P.M.-Limo on the way to Linkin Park

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! I'M SO PUMPED ABOUT MY NEW MOVIE." Macho Man Randy Savage shouted in his erotic booming voice, "THIS WILL SO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF HOGAN'S ACTION FLICKS, AIN'T THAT RIGHT HONEY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Uh, yeah, sure..." Said the reanimated body of Miss Elizabeth.

"WHAT'S WRONG, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SEE MY NEW ACTION FLICK THAT WILL SO KICK HOGAN'S ASS?"

"I...I did, but I don't feel like it now..." She said with a concerned look on her face.

'WHY IS THAT OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Macho Man questioned with a obvious look of concern on his face.

"I've had a premonition that something horrible will happen tonight."

"NO IT WON'T."

"Of course, you are always right." She said with relief.

"OF COURSE I AM, NOW SNAP INTO MY SLIM JIM!" And so, the snapping happened...ferociously. Elizabeth might have been dead, but she knew a few old tricks from her days servicing the non-gay wrestlers back in the WWF. She took his rod and started to suckle on it like a zombie on a brain smoothie .

"OHHHHH....YEAHHHHHHHHH." Macho Man said with glee. He then came all over her face, like a bottlerocket full of milk, or glue.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH!" Macho Man orgasmed.

And so, they drove off...

9:15 P.M.-Inside the women's bathroom at the Linkin Park Theater.

Boom, flash, kabang.

With all of those fireworks happening, a bright flash is emitted from the second stall on the right, from there, a figure of a beautiful girl appeared from the light...

"So this is the place of the disturbance in time..." The beautiful blue-haired woman said.

She started to check her inventory, "hm, plenty of revives, tonics, everything I need to get the job done...I hope I am not too late..." And with that she exited the bathroom, disappearing into a theater...

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