Disclaimer- we do not now nor will we ever own YYH.
A/N- this is simply based on people's interpretation of YYH in Hiei's
fiancées band class, mainly a mountain dew addict trumpet player. Oh and
this is purely a goof off fic, we are not trying to insult YYH or any of
it's characters (except for maybe Kuwabaka, I mean Kuwabara) enjoy. Oh by
the by we are putting stuff we learned in science class to use, mainly how
to turn CRT questions into fic ideas.
To the fic!!!!!!
Yu Yu Hockeyshoe
Chapter One- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Just because we know this has never been used before for an opening oO)
The whole gang was sitting in Keiko's ramen shop. (Congratulate us on our
originality in openings, don't worry, it gets way more original, just wait)
Yusuke is staring fixedly at a point above Keiko's head, Keiko is staring
fixedly at a point above Yusuke's head.
-5 minutes ago-
Yusuke and the rest of the gang had just walked into the ramen shop,
Keiko- HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE YUSUKE?! AFTER YOU STOOD ME UP LAST NIGHT!
Yusuke- I'M SORRY? WHO STOOD WHOM UP?
Keiko- THE FIRST TIME YOU ACTUALLY ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AND YOU STOOD ME
UP!
Yusuke- (Yusuke lets out loooooooooooong string of very colorful phrases,
causing several people to look up in shock)
Keiko- YUSUKE URAMESHI HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE IN MY RAMEN
SHOP? THERE ARE CHILDREN!
Yusuke- I'LL USE WHATEVER FG LANGUAGE I WANT TO!
Keiko- YOU STOOD ME UP!
Yusuke- DID NOT!
Keiko- DEFINITION OF STOOD UP- NOT COMING!
Yusuke- WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Keiko- YOU
Yusuke- YOU
Keiko- YOU
Yusuke- YOU
(This had gone on for quite some time, until presently, when they'd decided
to stare at points above each other's heads.)
-Present time-
While everyone else is busy talking, and Keiko and Yusuke are staring at
little black dots above each other's heads, a mysterious figure in a black
trench coat, hat, and sunglasses, walks into the shop.
Mysterious Figure in Black- KEIKO YUKIMURA I WILL KILL YOU!
Keiko- (still staring at little black dot) what?
Mysterious Figure- LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR!!!!!!
Mysterious figure drops coat, hat, and sunglasses, it's Kurama, but......
(Suddenly many fan girls appear outside the ramen shop many are crying, and
many carry weapons. A vast majority is screaming "Kill Keiko, Kill Keiko!)
Everyone in Ramen shop- GASP!
Hiei- XX
Kurama is bald. (;;)
A/N- sorry this is short, and please don't hurt us for making Kurama bald,
don't worry, he'll get his hair back! please review, and don't tell us
we have mental problems, we're already well aware of that. Oh and in case
you hadn't figured it out we are two separate authors, we're just using my
name, if you want to see the other authors fics, she's hiei's fiancée.
Thanks.
A/N- this is simply based on people's interpretation of YYH in Hiei's
fiancées band class, mainly a mountain dew addict trumpet player. Oh and
this is purely a goof off fic, we are not trying to insult YYH or any of
it's characters (except for maybe Kuwabaka, I mean Kuwabara) enjoy. Oh by
the by we are putting stuff we learned in science class to use, mainly how
to turn CRT questions into fic ideas.
To the fic!!!!!!
Yu Yu Hockeyshoe
Chapter One- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Just because we know this has never been used before for an opening oO)
The whole gang was sitting in Keiko's ramen shop. (Congratulate us on our
originality in openings, don't worry, it gets way more original, just wait)
Yusuke is staring fixedly at a point above Keiko's head, Keiko is staring
fixedly at a point above Yusuke's head.
-5 minutes ago-
Yusuke and the rest of the gang had just walked into the ramen shop,
Keiko- HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE YUSUKE?! AFTER YOU STOOD ME UP LAST NIGHT!
Yusuke- I'M SORRY? WHO STOOD WHOM UP?
Keiko- THE FIRST TIME YOU ACTUALLY ASK ME OUT ON A DATE AND YOU STOOD ME
UP!
Yusuke- (Yusuke lets out loooooooooooong string of very colorful phrases,
causing several people to look up in shock)
Keiko- YUSUKE URAMESHI HOW DARE YOU USE THAT TYPE OF LANGUAGE IN MY RAMEN
SHOP? THERE ARE CHILDREN!
Yusuke- I'LL USE WHATEVER FG LANGUAGE I WANT TO!
Keiko- YOU STOOD ME UP!
Yusuke- DID NOT!
Keiko- DEFINITION OF STOOD UP- NOT COMING!
Yusuke- WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW!
Keiko- YOU
Yusuke- YOU
Keiko- YOU
Yusuke- YOU
(This had gone on for quite some time, until presently, when they'd decided
to stare at points above each other's heads.)
-Present time-
While everyone else is busy talking, and Keiko and Yusuke are staring at
little black dots above each other's heads, a mysterious figure in a black
trench coat, hat, and sunglasses, walks into the shop.
Mysterious Figure in Black- KEIKO YUKIMURA I WILL KILL YOU!
Keiko- (still staring at little black dot) what?
Mysterious Figure- LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY HAIR!!!!!!
Mysterious figure drops coat, hat, and sunglasses, it's Kurama, but......
(Suddenly many fan girls appear outside the ramen shop many are crying, and
many carry weapons. A vast majority is screaming "Kill Keiko, Kill Keiko!)
Everyone in Ramen shop- GASP!
Hiei- XX
Kurama is bald. (;;)
A/N- sorry this is short, and please don't hurt us for making Kurama bald,
don't worry, he'll get his hair back! please review, and don't tell us
we have mental problems, we're already well aware of that. Oh and in case
you hadn't figured it out we are two separate authors, we're just using my
name, if you want to see the other authors fics, she's hiei's fiancée.
Thanks.