Clef Captured Here we go! Two chapters right after each other, I'm on a role! And I think I fixed my chapter-uploading problem. So we'll have no more of that irritating problem, and I will try to fix my others very soon, so that will be all better too. Me now own, you no sue. Got it? Chapter Two: The Mission

Umi: Where. Is. He? Looking pissed, squeezing pillow very hard

Fuu: backing away slowly uh-oh, here she goes...
POP ! Lantis, Eagle, Presea, Ascot, Ferio, Lafarga, Alcione (who I think is a great and under represented character) and Caldina appear

Lantis: Where's Clef?

Umi: smoking at ears, anime vein throbbing He's Not Here!
Somewhere Else

Koenma: So that's you're mission.

Yusuke: Bust some guy out of a high security mental hospital which houses various demons, apparitions, and assorted weirdoes, run by some guy who is crazy himself, guarded by very powerful demons that no one has ever gotten into and never gotten out of. That about cover it?

Kurama: oh, Yusuke, we're working with a group of other people too.

Yusuke: oh yeah. Piece of cake. Looks at Hiei No.

Hiei: I hadn't even asked yet.

Yusuke: saves time.

Hiei: Hn. (that's kinda a cliché, now isn't it? )

Yusuke: okay, let's go!
Fifteen minutes later

Umi: So we're supposed to work with you people to bust Clef out of a high security mental hospital which houses various demons, apparitions and assorted weirdoes, run by some guy who is crazy himself, guarded by very powerful demons that no one has ever gotten into and never gotten out of. That all?

YuYu guys: wow.

Fuu: What?

Kuwa: that was exactly what Urameshi said when Koenma gave us orders.

Umi: really?

Yusuke: Yes. Points to thought bubble, instant replay of both times

Hikaru: having had no sugar yet can you read minds Umi? Skips around Umi reads minds, Umi reads minds, Umi reads—

Fuu: grabs Hikaru Please. Stop.

Hikaru: Okay! Sits down and begins to hum

Yusuke: is she always like this?

Umi: No.

Kuwa: is she ever worse?

Fuu: Yes.

Door: knock knock door opens.

Keiko: HI!

Botan we're so glad you haven't left yet!

Yukina: we brought friends.

Touya and Jin: Hi!

Umito FuuLook. He's got blue hair like me! I told you I wasn't the only one.

Fuu: I suppose there had to be one somewhere.

Touya: Hi Umi.

Umi: you know me?

Touya: maybe....

Jin: All right you two, that's enough on our time. You can flirt after we rescue this Clef person.

Umi and Touya: blush okay.

Fuu: All right let's go! Umi, you and ....uh, Umi?

Umi: comes out of kitchen with cup of coffee um, yeah

Fuu: where did you get that? Points at coffee cup aren't you not supposed to have that?

Umi: it's late. Besides, the doctor said I couldn't drink more than one at a time.

Yusuke: What? Totally lost

Fuu: she gets. ...hyper.

Kurama: sideways glance at Hiei we understand

Hiei: glares

Yusuke: yeah, so can we go now?

Umi: Wait!!!! We need clothes! Runs upstairs where are they? Ah-ha! runs back with big bags put these on!
A while later

Hiei: you have good taste...for a human.

Umi: thanks... I think...everyone is dressed in black pants and shirts with black shoes

Fuu: I look ridiculous.

Umi: okay! Let's go! Marches out door, everyone follows with a sarcastic 'Yay'

And that's the end of this one. See ya.