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(Don't ask for now)
Going Insane- sorry we haven't updated for a while, last week of school, do
you really expect us to think logical thoughts?
Hiei's fiancée- we think logically?
Going Insane- enjoy, and to the two people who reviewed, thanx, even if you
don't like us for making Kurama bald! He will get his hair back, or else
Hiei's fiancée WILL kill me too
Hiei's fiancée- (begins brandishing a large kitchen knife)
Going Insane- DUCK TAPE! Send me duck tape!
Okie dokie, nuff babbling, to the fic!

CHAPTER TWO- The Solution
They had by now made their way to Genkai's Temple. On the way there Keiko
kept mysteriously tripping every few feet, Kurama just happened to be
walking behind her. It had been a long walk. Hiei was still in shock, Keiko
and Yusuke were still glaring at each other every chance they got, and
Yusuke kept "accidentally" breaking Keiko's falls.
Genkai- Now in order to cure Kurama, you all must find the (pauses for
effect, drops voice, and lights dim) ... MAGICAL.... MYSTICAL.... HAIR....
Yusuke- get on with it!
Genkai- Well I'm sorry Mr. Manners! It's the magical mystical hair gro
formula, happy now?
Hiei- (throws himself at Genkai's feet) and were might we find this
formula?! Kurama must have his hair back!
Kurama- Hiei! You really do care!
Yusuke, recognizing the danger in this situation, steps in between them,
just as they are leaning in to kiss each other. Not pretty.
Yusuke- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keiko- IS THIS WHY YOU STOOD ME UP?! TO BE WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke, Hiei, & Kurama- EWW! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Genkai- SORRY TO INTERUPT! BUT....
Hiei- I guess it's ok, just this once though.
Genkai- thank you Hiei, your approval means soooo much to me!
Ok then, the formula! You have to go back in time to the Mesozoic Era!
Yusuke- Excuse me, the miso soupy area?
(A/N- it really did sound like our science teacher said miso soup! We were
bored and hyper!)
Genkai- Of course Yusuke! (Having now decided that life is basically
pointless, has decided to go along with them, it's the only way anything
will get done)
Keiko- no wonder you got a twelve on that last test!
Yusuke- it was 12 ½! Who told you? Was it Kuwabara!?
Keiko- Wow you really got a 12? I was just guessing!
Yusuke- OH, in that case ignore everything I just said!
Genkai- ANYWAY!
Hiei- must you yell Genkai? We haven't forgotten you.
Genkai- you must travel back in time!
Yusuke- you said that already, how?
Genkai- using....
Genkai is cut off when Harry and Hermione suddenly appear out nowhere,
Hermione is clutching a time turner.
Harry- Hermione, this doesn't look like Hogwarts!
Yusuke- Um, you're in Japan!
Hermione- Oh, Whoopsie! Even straight A students make mistakes! Sometimes....
Harry- Wow! I understand Japanese!
Hiei- we're speaking English.
Harry- Darn!
Harry suddenly notices Hiei's messy black hair. He also notices that Kurama
has red hair and green eyes (Kurama is wearing a wig, FYI)
Harry- Hey Hermione look! It's mommy and daddy! I knew you guys weren't
dead!
Harry runs up and hugs Hiei
Hiei- Kurama, you never told me you were pregnant! ;;
Kurama- looks very confused
Keiko- Hiei, that is anatomically impossible.
Hermione- Harry they aren't your mom and dad.
Harry- how do you know?
Hermione- 1 I've seen pictures of your mom and dad, and 2 your "mom" is a
boy.
Harry- oops.
Kurama- shouldn't you guys be going now? Don't you have some hippogriff and
godfather to save?
Harry rips off his shirt, revealing another shirt underneath, he looks
confused and does it again. Five minutes later he finally gives up, and
strikes a heroic pose as an orchestra suddenly begins to play heroic music
Harry- Yes we must save Sirius!
Hermione and Harry disappear again
Genkai- ANYWAYS...
Hiei- I don't want to have to tell you again!
Genkai smacks Hiei
Yusuke- could we use this?
Holds up time turner Hermione dropped.
A/N- hope you liked! Please review. Also don't think that we're freaks!
Sorry about the whole Harry/Hermione thing, they had to get back in time
somehow.
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