'Ello! Me once again. Hitting the Chapter up. Well, I thanx my two
reviewers! (Ancient Galaxy and Berri516 beautiful people they are) I'm glad
that you were honest; I will try and make this one more detailed and short!
Not promising anything though. All right, enough of me blabbing on with the
chapter!
The SCREAMING Picture -cheese-
"Damn the light! Make it go away!" One spoke throwing a pillow at the
curtain that had Morning Sunshine bursting through it.
"Damn the wizard that made alarm clocks too!" Another shouted as they threw
the blasted alarm clock to the wall crashing it.
"I pity the one that sings when the sun comes out!" Everyone looked to
Neville who was lightly humming a cheerful song. Everyone stood and jumped
at him hitting him with pillows.
"Ahh! I just got ready! Messing up my clothes!" Neville screamed and tried
to get away from the black-circled-eyed people.
Once it stopped Neville went back to his duty and singing, with groans
and curses.
"Well, you guys are REALLY scary when you wake up." Neville said while
sitting down on his bed. It was a couple hours till breakfast started.
"You should see me when I'm drunk." Dean said slightly covering his mouth.
"I'm already scared from your morning breath. I seriously don't wanna see
you drunk." Ron shouted chuckling; he received a blow to the head from a
vicious pillow. Harry chuckled.
"Oi, Harry why are you so quiet?" Semeaus lay on his stomach enjoying the
morning's conversation. Harry shrugged and sighed.
"No reason really, just tired still." Neville snorted and crossed his arms.
"Liar. I saw you." Everyone looked back and forth between Neville and
Harry. Harry raised an eyebrow.
"You actually saw something?" Everyone sniggered. "You couldn't seem too
take your eyes and ears off Ginny when she entered the room with Luna." Ron
stopped laughing and looked over at Dean.
"Man, leave my sister out of this." Ron's eyes narrowed. Ron's sister was
an energy spark for anyone that wanted a good early ass whooping.
"Fuck you Dean!" Neville shouted getting slightly nervous and irritated.
Dean laughed and put a hand through his hair.
"No thanx you, I'm all for the ladies. But if I ever turn, you will be my
first call." Dean winked at Neville and saw him slightly blush. "Please,
don't call no time soon." Neville said while scooting over a little since
his bed was closer to Dean's.
"Shut-up you two, I wanna hear about the secret Mr. Potter is hiding."
Semeaus looked back at Neville urging him to go on with the conversation.
"Oh yeah, like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted. Harry was
having a real nice conversation with a certain 6th year. Laughing at ALL
her jokes, finishing each other sentences, quite a bit more. But I don't
want to bother you with the rest. What was her name Harry?" Everyone looked
to Harry eager to know who the girl was.
"Who are you and what have you done with Neville Longbottom?" Harry said
while keeping a poker smile upon his face. Don't get him wrong, he liked
the new Neville but damn.
"Don't try and change the subject Potter. Not forgetting to mention. Cho
sure was staring down a brother. Not me of course, way out of her league.
But Harry, her eyes kept flickering back to you." Dean said in a
remembering kind of voice. Harry looked around the room.
"What is this? Interrogate Harry Potter Day? Ron, Semeaus? Anything you
wanna add?" They both shook their heads. Ron didn't want to mention the
girl he talked about on his way to Hogwarts. Harry might not be too happy
about him mentioning her.
"Well, her name was Tina, it must know. So what? We talked, I talk to
Hermione, and no one has ever suspected anything." Harry looked around.
Semeaus snorted.
"Harry, everyone knows that's Ron's woman. Of course we don't suspect
anything." Ron turned red and crossed his arms and mumbled something, not
wanting them to hear.
"He's got a point their Harry." Dean sighed. Harry knew better than to
bring up Hermione in situations like that. Ron was still in denial that he
didn't like her. It was a shame really but it wasn't anything Harry or
anyone else could do about it.
"Listen, Dean, Neville, Semeaus, NOTHING is happening between me and Tina.
Honestly I don't even like anyone in Gryffindor." Everyone's ears perked up
at this. Harry had to ask himself that question. Who did he really like?
"Well Harry my boy, were finally getting somewhere!" Semeaus shouted
sitting up in his bed clapping. Harry rolled his eyes. ~I just keep getting
myself into shit! ~ Ron looked at Harry a little hurt. He never told him
that before. Plus Ron considered Harry as a brother he was supposed to tell
him stuff. No matter what the cause was. He could take it.at least he
thought he could.
"Well, didn't you hear the bell ring? I think breakfast is about to start."
Harry hopped up and sprung for the boy's bathroom. Semeaus jumped up and
blocked Harry from entering.
"Oh no you don't! Your not getting off that easily Harry me boy!" Harry
sighed and crossed his arms looking real tired with this conversation.
"No, let him go Semeaus. If Harry doesn't want to discuss with us personal
matters. Then so be it. You can't force Potter into saying something he
doesn't want to say now can we?" Neville raised an eyebrow and stood. "Off
to the Great Hall I am. See you later." Everyone's eyes followed Neville as
he walked out of the room.
"Alrighty then. Neville surely has found his balls over the summer." Dean
sniggered when Neville disappeared.

Today was a Friday. That meant double the fun for Potions, scary Divi.
with P. Tre. , and Hagrid. So basically the Slytherins were with Gyffindors
all day. Oh what unspeakable joy Harry had! Harry just wish that Felicia
was here with him. Hermione and Ron were always together trying to figure
out their feelings for each other, good luck to that. Then Neville seemed
to be on his case lately. Tina was cool but every time they decided to be
somewhere Cho surprisingly was right there. Harry could have sworn the girl
blended in with the trees.
While Harry ate in the Great Hall it was lunch, and P. Tre.'s class had
already passed by. He thanked the heavens that he got by with his life
today. Harry wondered why couldn't he die with natural causes? ~Really, I
mean, on my deathbed, nice suit on, perfect. Not scars and pieces missing.
~ Harry wanted to ask that question but thought better of it. He wouldn't
hear the last of it. It probably would be an out rage that Harry Potter
died of natural causes, at least to her that is.
'Well, here comes the mail!" Ron looked up and saw Hedwig, his crazy 'ol
owl, and Crookshanks. Ron was surprised when mail dropped in Harry's plate.
Sirius hadn't been heard from for a while and Lupin was away on business.
"Hey mate, you got mail!" Harry shook his head from his thoughts and looked
to the side of him. He never got mail, well he did but it was around the
months when Remus and Sirius were free. This was odd.
"Go on Harry open it!" Hermione looked up from the book she was studying.
She wondered if everything was all right with the others.
"Here we go." Looked at the address, nothing but the words ~To Mr. Harry
Potter at Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry~ Ron raised an eyebrow and tried
to look over Harry's shoulder when he opened the letter.
Harry couldn't believe it. How in the world was she able to do it? It
really confused Harry to no end. So he decided to read the letter
Dr. Mr. Harry Potter,
Whatsup? Listen you are confused to no end. I suspected that. I know that
you already know father doesn't like me sending wizard mail. I don't why
something about forgetting who I am. Rubbish! Anyways, everything's going
fine so far so don't worry. I will be there according to date. But.I'm not
so sure about time. I just might make an entrance at Hogwarts.without the
falling flat on my face. That would be really embarrassing. Anyways let me
stop talking. I know your really eager to get back to class so don't let my
letter bring down your happiness. Oh and tell the sexy potions master I
will be seeing him later. Chow!
-Your lovely, beautiful, eloquent, but not conceited Friend- Felicia
P.S: Watch out for the package attached to this letter. If I was you.let
someone else open it. But 9 times out of 10 you won't. Oh and cover your
ears. Friendly reminder!
Harry looked to the purple package that was attached. It was shaped like
a letter but bigger. Hermione and Ron looked at it also, wondering if it
might explode.
"Harry what did the letter say?" Ron scooted closer to the table so that
only Hermione and Harry could hear it. "Is it from Snuffles and Remus?"
Harry shook his head and sighed. ~Just open it Potter what's the worst that
could happen? ~ ~Shit! A lot worst, especially knowing a psycho like
Felicia~
"Harry, should we talk to the Headmaster about it. I mean the look upon
your face is temptation yet scared. What's going on?" Hermione was really
irritated. Harry hasn't even spoken a word since he read the letter.
"Nothing, It's nothing. Not that important Hermione. Just from my friend.
I'm going to open it now."
Harry sighed with an agreement inside his head and pulled out the dark
purple silken strings. Ron and a couple other people looked at the letter
suspiciously. But to Harry's likeness not a crowd. He just hoped that Draco
wasn't looking right now. Plus hoping that this letter wasn't going to be
embarrassing. Boy was Harry wrong.
When he opened the letter screams erupted from it. It sounded like a
scream of girls, a LOT of girls. Harry covered his ears ~She warned me! ~
and blinked. Hey, those sound familiar. Hey.it couldn't be. Harry quickly
pulled out the letter.but it wasn't a letter. It was a picture. A picture
with Felicia's family. Every girl Harry met from her family.
All of the girls where at least 14 and 17. He couldn't believe Felicia
stole the camera from her Dad's office. He got that because that's what it
said on the back of the picture.
Hey, you finally opened it! What did it take you? 5 hours are 30 minutes?
Ahh it doesn't matter anyway. I stole that camera from my dad's office. He
doesn't know so don't tell! Oh and beware. This isn't the only sick and
embarrassing thing they came up with.
The picture had them lined in rows, all with the color green on. The
screams became more and more clearer. The screams sounded like they were
saying WE LOVE YOU HARRY! WE MISS YOU HARRY! And mostly AAAHHH! Alana and
Alexandria where holding a banner that had Harry Potter. Others where
running all over everywhere, jumping up and down screaming. He surprisingly
saw Felicia. She was sitting there she smiled then she rolled her eyes
slightly mouthing 'I don't know these people!' Wearing the shirt that Harry
gave her and FINALLY putting her hair into a ponytail. He was surely going
to kick her ass when he saw her.

When Hermione took the letter placing a Silencing Charm over it. Every
one sighed with pleasure. Everyone groaned and moan there heads slightly
ringing. Hermione laughed when she saw the picture. She couldn't believe
it. Whoever done it was good with spells. A picture's sound shouldn't last
that long with that much activity. Should have gone away in 1-minute tops.
"Hey! I wanna see!" Ron whined and snatched it out of Hermione's hand. Ron
burst out laughing and passed it on.
"Hey! It's not that funny!" Harry shouted. Buy the end of the lunch period;
he was sure that the whole Gryffindor table would see the picture. Harry
tried to take it out of Semeaus's hand but didn't succeed.
"Babes! A lot of babes in this picture!" Harry snorted. He just didn't
know, they all had their way of irking him when NOT needed. Persistent
girls they were. "You know all of them Harry? You must've got fucked plenty
of times over the summer!" Dean crossed his arms wishing he were Harry.
"What? Are you mad?!? Wouldn't touched those girls if ol' Voldie wanted to
talk to have tea and crumpets." Every body got used to Harry calling
Voldemort Voldie, hey first step to everything. Hermione looked over to
Harry and thought about something.
"Who are they?" Harry sighed. "Hermione, they are my friends family. Well
at least the girls my age family. Remember the one I told you about. Her
family isn't coming. Thank Merlin, but she is. She's right here in the
picture." Harry pointed her out in the picture. Everyone looked at her.
Sitting down she looked about 5'6, she was sized perfectly not small and
not big and a tattoo was seen on her ankle. Coconut colored hair and light
brown eyes. Piercing you saw was a small diamond in her nose and up and
down her ear. But it wasn't freakishly pierced.
"That's her?" Harry nodded. ~Just wait till you see her in person. You will
be amazed. ~ He hated the way her talked about Felicia. It seemed as if he
and her were a couple. But it wasn't like that. Although she was his first,
his first kiss amongst other things. Felicia made it clear that she didn't
want to be with him, and vice versa. Plus she said ~the boy who won't
fucking die has to many problems! ~ Well at least she was telling the
truth.
"Well Hello Potter. Seems that you have finally formed your fan club."
Hope you like this chapter.
Ancient Galaxy- I hope this was long enough.if you want it longer, say
so. I am at you service. I thank you soo much for reviewing my story and
being honest. Means a lot.
Berri516- I also thank you for reviewing my chapter. I agree with you.
Harry having to put up with Vernon, Petunia, and Dudley must be a damn
hassle. So if you put a psycho in the mix, your entire problems will melt
away. Or just bring around more problems.
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