Disclaimer: We don't own TMNT. I think WB does. So.....there!

Once there were 4 freakishly abnormally sized turtles.

There names were Leo, Don & Raph. You must be wondering why only 3 names were mentioned.

That's 'cause the other one died because he got rabies.

Having to train with a master rat can do that, you know!

One day Shredder's ninjas attacked their base. "Well, um, you're all gonna die now, so.....there!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha'cough!' 'cough!' Uh.....sorry 'bout that....now, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They all got into a heated battle. As you all must be thinking, the good guys will win, but then again I'm writing this so the freaks lost(freaks meaning the turtles).

no but theres more lazer eyed monkeys came and baaaaaaaaaaaaaam booooooooooooom the TMNT's woke up Leo used his twinsausages, Mike used his numbchuck bananas, Raph used his popsicles. At least they defeated them this time.

They ate the monkies afterwards.

They made great stew. They used the left overs for pizza toppings. Then Leo belched with fury. There was an earth quake. The world also stank.

And a huge tidalwave destroyed the earth but TMNT's had a heatwave and stoped the tidalwave. Then every one was ok after that one.

Then they went back to their base to go to sleep. Then when they woke up the next day when they woke up to smell the fresh air, man it stank! so they got ready to see what it was, then they saw that someone planted a bomb in the sewers.

RAPH: So that's why

LEO: Who could of done this

MIKE: I'm hungy

RAPH: Let's look for clues

LEO: Ok

MIKE: I'll catch up to ya guys, I'm gonna buy pizza

RAPH: No time for that Mike, c'mon lets go

So the TMNT's went searchin' for clues in the sewers. Then they saw somethin' move in the shadows.................

MIKE: I'm creeped out guys, lets go

RAPH: We have to stick together guys

????: Raaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEO: What was that?!

RAPH: I don't know..............

So toon in next time to see what happens next time...........................