This is a modern version of Shakespeare's A midsummernight's dream that some friends and I wrote because we were going to do a Shakespeare-play.
Shakespeare: It can't be as good as the real version
Nonono, it's even better!
disclaimer: Don't own the play, don't own the characters, don't own this script. oh, wait... I do own this script.
A midsummernight's dream
Britney in love with Justin
Justin in love with Britney
Christina Aguilera Britney's friend, in love with Eminem
Eminem betrothed to Britney David Beckham King of the footballplayers
Victoria Beckham queen of footballplayers
Jim Carrey magican
Michael Jacksson actor
A group of actors (James Bond, random girl)
Fans to Victoria Beckham
Priest
Narrator
Page
Start
Narrator: It's the day before the wedding of Eminem and Britney. In the city LA there's a big market to which the two friends Britney and Christina have gone.
Scen 1
-Britney and Christina sees eachother-
Christina: Hey Britney!
Britney: Hey Christina
Christina: You look down Britney, what's the matter?
Britney: It's the wedding tomorrow.
Christina: But isn't it going to be fun?
Britney: But I don't love him, I love Justin.
Christina: Though situation...
Britney: Justin and I are going to run away this night.
Christina: No way!
Britney: We are. Aren't you happy for me?
Christina: Of course I am, I'm overjoyed. -thinks- Now I can have Eminen all by myself
Britney: I have to go and prepear the escape.
-Britney and Christina hugs-
Christina: see ya later thenNarator: Britney went to her place and prepeared for the escape. Meanwhile in the forrest Victoria Beckham had settled down with her fans.
Scen 2
-Victoria hugs Page, David enters-
David: Give me the page!!!
Victoria: NO, He's MINE!!!
-Victoria stands protectiv in front of the page-
David: I'm gonna take him from you!
Victoria: Fans, let's leave.
David: You're gonna regret this!!!
-Victoria, servants and Page leave-
David: Jim Carrey, come to me!!!
Jim: -right behind- I'm here master, what do you command?
David: Get some weird potion that makes Victoria fall in love with the first thingy she sees.
Jim: Yes Master
David: Well, GO
Jim: Oh, you mean NOW?
David: Yes, NOW
Jim: Okay
-Jim leaves-
David: MWAHAHAHA!!! She's gonna fell so stupid falling in love with a spyder or something, and I will only take away the spell if she gives me the page!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Narrator: Christina told Eminen that Britney was going to run away, so he went out to find her. And Christina followed.
Scen 3
Eminem: Go back to the city!
Christina: Don't you understand that I love you?
Eminem: I can find Britney by myself.
Christina: But I would cross every fanclub in the world just to be near you!!!
Eminem: whatever...
Scen 4
-Jim comes up behind David-
David: There you are Jim. I just saw two people arguing. You have to make sure that the young man falls in love with the woman.
Jim: I command and you obey.
David: What did you say? Are you stupid or something?
Jim: Noooo, no, I'm NOT stupid. What did you say? Hey, What did I say?
David: Think of that you fool
Jim: Hey, I meant YOU cammand and I obey.
-Jim disappears and David goes to Victoria and pours love potion thingy on her-
David: This will make her fall madly inlove with the first creature she sees!
-David laughs evily with a low voice and leaves the sleeping Victoria-
Narrator: Jim got the order to make Eminem fall madly inlove with Christina. But as stupid as he is...
-Jim comes up to the narrator-
Jim: I'm not stupid!
Narrator: as stupid as the author is then?
Jim: uhm... well...
David: from background Just say yes!
Jim: YEAH!
Narrator: Okay
-Jim leaves happily-
Narraotor: But as stupid as the... He can't hear me now I hope... But as stupid as Jim is, he finds the wrong couple
Scen 5
-Britney and Justin are asleep-
-Jim enters and pours the magic juice on Justin-
Jim: When he wakes up and sees her, his love for her will drive him mad.
-Jim disappears and Christina comes and wakes Justin up-
Christina: Jusitn, you shouldn't be here. If Eminem finds you he will kill you
-Justin stands up and stares at Christina-
Christina: Why are you staring at me?
Justin: Your beautiful thngs. You are beautiful in every -moves his hands towards Christina's face-, single -moves his hands towards Christinas breasts-, way -moves his hands towards Christina's ass-.
Christina: What's wrong with you? You wanna scare the crap out of me?
-Christina rans away and Justin follows her-
-Britney wakes up-
Britney: Justin, where are you?
-Britney rans into a tree-
Britney: Ops.
-Britney rans into another tree-
Britney: I did it again.
-Britney rans of the stage-
Narrator: The forrest isn't just the home of people in love and strange magical creatures. This is what Jim founds out when he sees a group of actor hiding...
-An actor cames to the Narrator-
Actor: We are not hiding, we are making the new James Bond movie
Narrator: I didn't wrote the lines
-The actor leavs and the scen starts-
Scen 6
-Jim appears, sees a group of people then hides-
-Bond and a girl are making out.Michael comes out from behind a tree-
Michael: Who are you?
Bond: My name is Bond. James Bond.
Michael: That's my girlfriend
-Bond and Michael fights-
One of the actors: Hey guy, we have to do it again. Michael, go back behind the tree.
-Micheal goes back behind the tree and the actors take their positions-
-Jim spots Michael, hits him in the head and puts a spell on him-
-Michael wakes up with a donkey-head-
-Michael comes out from behind the tre-
actors: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! -actors run away screaming-
-Michael starts singing-
Michael: You know I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really bad
-Victoria wakes up and falls in love with Michael-
Narrator: Eminem found Britney while she was looking for Justin, and now they are walking back to the city LA. But, unfourtunatly, this play doesn't end with this.
Scen 7
David: How did it go?
Jim: Very well. Victoria is now in love with a donkey
-David and Jim laughs-
David: Well done, but quiet, I hear someone.
-David and Jim leaves the stage and Britney and Eminem enters-
Britney: Stop following me, I won't rest until I've found Justin.
Eminem: I'm tired of arguing, I'm gonna take a nap.
-Eminem falls a sleep and snores loudly-
-Britney walks away and David and Jim reappears-
David: Ey Jim, look for a black-haired woman and get her here.
Jim: Alright, I shall do our buissnes
-Jim starts to walk away-
Jim: But tell me, why is human love so complicated?
David: Just do it! And don't forget to use Nike
-Jim leaves-
Narrator: Jim made a speciall light led the way for Christina to her Eminem, and Christina did follow it
Scen 8
-Christina and Justin rans after a light-
Justin: Take me Christina!
Christina: I don't want you, I want Eminem!
-Eminem cames from nowhere-
Eminem: And here I am my sexy thing
Narrator: Hey guys, we forgot the scen where Eminem falls inlove with Christina.
-everyone takes up the manuscript-
Everyone: Yes we did...
Eminem: What shall we do then?
Christina: Just do some hokuspokus
Eminem: Hokuspokus I am now inlove with Christina
-Eminem holds out his arms-
Eminem: Come into my arms!!!
-Christina is about to take him when Justin goes between-
Justin: Stay away Eminem, she's mine
Britney: Justin? Is that you?
-Britney enters the stage-
Britney: You are safe? Then why did you left me?
Justin: Because I can't baer to see you. I'm gonna marry Christina
Eminem: So do I. Let's settle this once and for all. Tonight I'm cleaning out my closet
-Eminem pushes Justin backwards. Justin almost falls over but regain he balance before he trips and puches back-
Britney: You've stolen my Justin!
Christina: I've done nothing! This is a trick in which you three have plotted togheter to make a fool of me!
Britney: You do that all to well by yourself!
Christina: I thought you were my friend!
Britney: Our friendship ended when you stole my boyfriend
-suddenly everyone falls asleep and David enters the stage-
-David takes out his cell phone and calls Jim-
David: wazzuuuuuup?
Jim: Wazzuuuuuuuup?
David: Ey, Jim, come to the forrest at once!
-Jim enters the stage-
David: Make this end, I can't stand their fights. They're giving me a headach
-Jim does what David tolds him and goes to Britney, Justin, Christina and Eminem and make them love the right person-
-Mumbles in the air-
David: Victroria is coming!
Narrator: Victoria and Michael have had a great time dealing with censured things and now they are walking in the forrest, very tired
Scen 9
Victoria: Are you tired Michael darling? Rest with me on the soft grass
Michael: I feel that the last plastic surgery made me sleepy hee-haw!
Victoria: Fans, leave us!
-The fans run away crying-
-Victoria and Michael falls asleep-
-Jim laughs silently-
David: This is not funny! I long for Victoria to smile at me and feel her arms around me. Break the spell on the donkey Jim, while I deal with my woman.
-Jim breaks the love-spell-
David: Be the way you used to be. See the way you used to see. Wake my queen and come to me!
-Victoria wakes up and sees David-
Victoria: Ironic Oh, you're back.
David: Oh, I've missed you so much. You're my everything
Victoria: Yeah, whatever. I'm hungry. Let's go and eat.
-Victoria leaves the stage and David follows-
Scen 10
-Everyone wakes up-
Justin: Oh Britney, how could I ever dream of another woman? You're the one I love!
Britney: Hit me baby
-Justin hits Britney-
Britney: One more time
-Justin hits Britney again-
Christina: That's true love!
-Britney, Justin, Christina and Eminem goes to the city-
Narrator: Michael slept so hard that he didn't noiteced when the sun got up and everyone left, but finally he woke up.
Scen 11
-Michael wakes up-
Michael: I thought I was...! I thought I had...!
-Michael feels on his head and finds out it's back to normal-
Michael: What a midsummer nights dream, I should write a song about this. I already have an idea.
-Michael sings on Billy Jean and does his moonwalk out of the stage-
Narrator: Michael, Britney, Justin, Christina and Eminem made it to the city, and now there's a wedding.
Scen 12
Priest: We are gathered here today to witness joining of four people; Justim Timberlake and Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Marshall Matters, also known as Eminem. So, do you, Britney, take this Justin to be your husband 'till death do you apart?
Britney: I do
Priest: Justin, the same.
Justin: I do
Priest: And do you Christina take this Marshall... etcetra
Christina: I do
Priest: And you Eminem?
Eminem: I really do
Priest: I now announce husbands and wives. You may now kiss my... hey, this is wrong! Enough! I'm outa here!
-stage turns black and A midsummer night's dream is over-
-light turns on again and hopefully the spectators aplause-
hehe, that wasn't too bad
William: How can you do something like this?
Well, give a funny play to teenagers, and this is what it ends up like -to the readers- Please review.