Act: 00 [Part 2]
Fine Felines: Night on the town! Kat-napped!
By: Ashley A. Lovings
Zechs throws A-Chan into a massive room that looked like it was in a fancy hotel, A-Chan lands next to other girls. Noin, Relena, Lady Une, Sally Po, Heilda, and Dorthy. Everyone is tied up, their feet are bond together with rope and their hands are tied behind their back, a few ropes bind around the chest to keep their whole arms down
A-Chan: What the hell is this!?
Zechs sits down at the edge of his bed undoing the top of his uniform, he crosses his legs
Zechs: I brought all you girls here for a reason... And it will be revealed to you soon enough!
Zechs stands up and walks to the bath room slowly, when A-Chan thinks the cost is clear she leans over to Sally po and speaks with her quietly
A-Chan: Why do you think he has us all here?
Sally Po: I don't know...
Zechs turns around and snaps a sharp glance at the group as they look forward like they didn't do anything
Zechs: Shut up!
A-Chan: I didn't say anything!
Zechs: Yes you did! Yes you did!
A-Chan: Prove it!
Zechs: Meh! I'll shut you up my self miss smart mouth!
Zechs grabs the duct tape which was on the table next to the bed, That's a tad bit questionable O.o and walks over to A-Chan. He rips off a piece and slaps it to A-Chan's mouth, she muffles cursing at Zechs but with her mouth covered her hurtful words are muted out
Zechs: Any one else want to talk back!?
All the girls shake their head no in unison
Zechs: Good! Now, if you'll excuse me!
Zechs walks into the bathroom and shuts the door. The room is quiet for a few moments but then A-Chan falls over screaming, her screams being muffled by the duct tape
A-Chan: Mmmmfff MMMMMMMMM mmmmfftttt MFFT MFFFFTT MMMFFFFEETT!
Dorthy: Quick some one translate!
Lady Une: I speak fluent Duct-tape!
Everyone looks at Lady Une and slants their head
Noin: Is there such thing?
Lady Une: Yeah!
Dorthy: You know I was just joking...
A-Chan sits up with Lady Une and closes her eyes starting to say things behind her duct tape. A-Chan looks sad for a moment. Lady Une sits with her as they both sit on their knees
A-Chan: mmff mfffttt mmmmm...?
Lady Une: Yes I can!
A-Chan: MMMFFTTT!!
Hielda: What she say?
Lady Une: She asked if I could understand her and I said yes so she said, "Hooray!"
Dorthy: I don't quite get it...
Sally Po: Me either but I guess if Lady Une can translate Duct tape vv;
A-Chan: mmff mffffft mfff mmmm mffffttt uunnnnnnnaa mffff FFFFFFFFttta MMmmMMffFT!
Noin: What did she say now?
Lady Une: She said, She heard a Cell phone ring in the bathroom because she was closest to the door and... Continue.
A-Chan: Mmmm... Mffft EENNN MMM!
Lady Une: She says she wants to Listen in! What a good idea! Maybe then we can find out what is going on!
Dorthy: What a good Idea! What's her name!?
A-Chan: Ennncmmmft
Lady Une: Her name is A-Chan
Sally Po: What kind of name is that? Just an A?
A-Chan glares at Sally Po, she scoffs under her Duct tape
A-Chan: Mmmmm... Wmmft mmftt mm nnfffmtt en allmm mo?
Everyone laughs lighty as Sally Po doesn't get it
Sally Po: What did she say?
Heilda: Even I got that on! She said, "Well... What kind of name is Sally Po?" Tee hee
Sally Po pushes A-Chan with her feet toward the bathroom door
Sally Po: Just go listen in -.-;
A-Chan: rrrmmmmmft!
A-Chan rolls across the floor reaching the bathroom door she lays her head against the door with her ears pressing against the door... She listens, a phone clicks. And she thinks He hung up, but his ringer tone of, "Just Communication" pops up and he answers his phone quickly
Zechs: Hello? Yeah... In the morning I will need a few body bags, Hahahaaha yeah, I'm going to wear them all out, some might live some might not, it depends on how they can handle all this man action... You think I'm kidding? I'm a tiger-- Growl and all that tiger stuff... Yeah I'll be back later... See you
Zechs hangs up the phone and goes back to whatever he was doing, A-Chan pieces the puzzle together. The Wearing out, the Tiger, the Duct tape on the table! Zechs plans on having a large Orgy with them! DUN DUN DA DUN! The plot Thickens A-Chan rolls back over to the girls and fidgets
A-Chan: MMFFT MMM MAAUN!
Lady Une gasps
Lady Une: She says that, "Zechs is planing to have a large Orgy with us, in case you haven't noticed we are in a shortage of men, I'm not a lesbian or Bisexual!"
Dorthy: She said all that? o.O;
Lady Une: Sure... Oh crap...
Heilda: ...
Sally Po: ...
Lady Une: ...
Sally Po, Heilda, Lady Une, and A-Chan stare at Dorthy and Noin
Dorthy: What!? Don't tell me you guys think I'm going to be a sell out and give in!
Sally Po: Where is that twit Relena!?
Sally Po scans the area to see Relena is knocked out asleep...
Sally Po: No wonder it was so quiet, the trick is asleep at a time like this... Psfft I'd be asleep too, I don't think Zechs is that sick to screw his own sister
Lady Une: That is one down, now Noin and Dorthy can't be excused!
Noin: Why!?
Lady Une: May I remind you that is YOUR Boy friend...
Noin: Oh yeah I had forgotten...
A-Chan: Mfffft MMM MMMMM MFFFTTAAAALLMM!
Sally Po: What did she say?
Lady Une: A-Chan Says, "And as for you Dorthy! YOUR A BISEXUAL!"
Dorthy: I am not!
Heilda: Then explain all those times you were breathing down Relena's dress in school!?
Dorthy: It's not my fault she is strangly attractive!
Heilda: You SO can not be trusted!
Dorthy: Come on! You think she's hot too!
Heilda: ...
Sally Po: Dorthy and Noin can't be trusted! Take your sides of the room! I shall not be brought down by idiots!
A-Chan: Mmmhmm!
Heilda: What she say?
Lady Une: She just said Mmmhmm!
Everyone takes sides of the room as A-Chan, Sally Po, Lady Une and Heilda are closer to the bed, as Relena, Noin, and Dorthy are near the far wall... They exchange looks of hatred.
Lady Une: Traitors!
Noin: Back stabbers!
Sally Po: Blonde!
Dorthy: Dirty Blonde!
A-Chan: MRRRRRRTTT
Lady Une: She says "GRRRR!"
Heilda: ...I'm sure will make it out of this alive...
Everyone snaps their head at Heilda
Dorthy: Looks like we've got some one coming over to the dark side
Noin: Score one us!
Sally Po: Heilda!
Heilda: I'm not going over to the dark side I just want to live!
Lady Une: And if you want to live! You'd stay over here with us!
Suddenly the bath room door opens and Zechs stands in his green and blue plad boxers.
Zechs: What the hell?
A-Chan: MAAAAAAFAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts screaming and rolling on the floor trying to get their selves loose
Zechs: Shut up!!!!!
Everyone stops suddenly looking at him
Zechs: Damn and I was only in there for five mintues!
Lady Une: That was five mintues!?
Sally Po: Damn...
Zechs whips out his gun and points it at Dorthy, she smiles
Zechs: Alright trick, I'm going to untie you and you're going to go over to Sally Po, and you're going to entertain me!
Dorthy: You don't even need to point the gun...
Zechs unties her and she stands, she walks over standing in front of Sally Po, and undresses to her bra and underwear, she kneels down to Sally Po as she tries to move away
Dorthy: Pay back time!
Sally Po: You Guys help me!!!
A-Chan, Heilda, and Lady Une look up and around not paying attention to Sally Po
Sally Po: I'll remember this!!! I SWEAR IT!
Dorthy fondles Sally Po, and she turns red with embarrasment, Zechs turns to Noin and doesn't point the gun at her
Zechs: Now Noin... Get over to Lady Une and entertain me as well!
Noin: Yes love...
Lady Une: I KNEW IT!
A-Chan looks both ways and rolls in front of Lady Une, protecting her
A-Chan: Mmfmmmfff MFFFFT mmfff mfff AAUUFFFMFFT!
Lady Une: Awwww... A-Chan!
Zechs: What did she say? O.o;
Lady Une: She says "Noin will have to go through me first!" Thank you A-Chan thank you!
Zechs walks over to A-Chan shaking his head, He kicks A-Chan in the ribs and sends her flying across the room clearing a path for Noin
Lady Une: ... Oh nnuuooo!
Zechs: You are my special treat! You are not to be touched by anyone! I will save you for last!
A-Chan: mmmmmmm
Lady Une: She says "Owies..."
A-Chan sits up slowly, sitting on her knees as she looks at Zechs who is watchin Dorthy she prays
A-Chan:[Thinking] Please... Some one help me...
Zechs frees Heilda and points at the bed
Zechs: You-- Me, lets Tango now
Zechs smiles evily as Everyone waits on Heilda's choice...
Heilda: ...Why would I ever!!!! Say no to you !
A-Chan: O.O!!! MMMMMFFFATT!
Lady Une: She says "TRAITOR!" And I do too!
Heilda: Aww come on, you know you all want Zechs any ways!
Sally Po: Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
Noin: Zechs...? How could you?
Zechs: Ahnn some times you just need to get laid!
Noin: Oh well yeah... That explains alot
Heilda jumps in the bed as Zechs joins her, Noin goes back to approching Lady Une, A-Chan lowers her head sighing out, she lets out a single tear, as the door breaks down. It's the G-Boys! HOORAY!
Lady Une: You guys! What are you doing here!? How'd You find us!?
Duo: Well...
--At the Club--
Duo: We will follow these play boy pictures! It seems Zechs has left a trail of them!
Heero: His own perverted ways shall lead to his demise... Another lesson for you Quatre! Only settle for the reeaal thing don't turn to books often... Key word: Often.
Quatre: Got it!
--Present time--
Trowa: We are here for the chocolate one, And that's... Whoa whoa whoa there what do we have here?
Trowa points out Dorthy and Sally Po, as Dorthy is kissing on Sally Po now, the G-Boys go red in the faces
Heero: ...Oh dear .o
Duo: Mmmm MMMmm MMM would you look at that!? O.O
Wufei: Oh boy This has made my day!
Quatre: All this talk about them... God must have answered our prayers
Trowa: There is... A god...
A-Chan narrows her eyes
A-Chan: Mmmfft mmft ¬.¬
Duo: What did she say?
Lady Une: She said, "There isn't a god..." Now untie me please so I can defend my self!
Wufei walks over to Lady Une and unties her, and as soon as he does it, she tackles Noin down to the floor
Lady Une: You whore!
Noin: Slut!
Lady Une locks her fingers around Noin's hair and slams her head into the ground, Noin flips her over and pulls at Lady Une's hair
Lady Une: Arg!!!
They roll around on the floor, as moans come from the Bed, Duo looks over and sees it's some Girl and Zechs
Duo: .o eww sick, a porno!
A-Chan: Mumffffffff!
Quatre: Some one get that off her -.-
Wufei walks over and yanks the tape off and A-Chan screams
A-Chan: Yeeeiouch! In the bed quickly! It's Heilda!
Duo: O.O SAY WHAT!?
Heilda: Moan; who said my name!?
Duo: HEILDA!?
Heilda: DUO!?
Zechs: Oh Snap!
Zechs flys out of the bed as A-Chan rolls in front of him still being bound, she trips him up and he lands on his face. Trowa takes a small lamp table and slams it over Zechs' head as it breaks into tiny pieces
Zechs: .;
A-Chan: Untie me!
Heero walks over and unties her swiftly, she stands to her feet bouncing back and forth
A-Chan: That feels alot better!
Duo: Heilda... How could you!?
Heilda: Well Duo it all wasn't my fault... Zechs was holding a gun to my head!
A-Chan: Lies!
Duo: A-Chan quiet! I only want to hear it from Heilda!
Heilda sticks her tongue out at A-Chan
Duo: Heilda stop it! He was holding a gun to your head?
Heilda: Yes!
Duo: Ummm where's the gun o.O;
Heilda: Over there!
Duo: -.- Good lord! You wanted him! You So wanted him!
A-Chan: Yeah she went willingly, I watched the whole thing!
A loud shatter fills the room as Une and Noin who were still fighting, knocked over a Vase, The G-Boys look at them, as they fall into the bath room. Noin pushes Lady Une into the shower, she slips and hits the shower as the water sprays on, and Oh no Lady Une and Noin are wearing white shirts with no bras... Some how
Heero: O.O
Duo: O.
Trowa: Ohhhh yeaaaahhhh
Quatre: Note Make girl firend[s] wear white shirts... With not bras while... In the sprinkler... Got it.
Wufei: O.O I can't believe I'm going to say this... But this is a bit better than Battle.
Duo: There is something about girls when two of them are all over each other...
Trowa: Yeahhhhh
Lady Une drop kicks Noin out of the bath room and she flies into the wall across the room, getting knocked out
Noin: .;
Lady Une dust off her hands, and walks into the room drippig wet, she tosses her hair over her shoulder. Duo Slides over to Lady Une trying to be smooth
Duo: So.... You know what ryhmes with your name, Lady Une?
Lady Une: What does?
Duo: "Let's get it on"
Lady Une slaps Duo. He holds his face stummbling across the room, Heero just simply walks up to Lady Une and stands beside her looking depressed, Lady Une looks down to him
Lady Une: ...Is there something wrong Heero?
Heero gives Quatre the thumbs up
Heero: ...
Lady Une: You poor thing, you must be hurt from this battle! You are speechless!
Duo: THIS IS BULL Censored! WHO IS WRITING THIS!?
Heilda slowly starts to sneek away, Duo stops her
Duo: Oh no... You don't!
Heilda: Mannn! I would have gotten away with it if A-Chan wasn't such a Stool Pegion!
A record scratches as if it flew off the turn table
Duo: AWWWWWWW O.O;
Lady Une: SHE SAID THE P WORD!
Wufei: Awwww Snap son!
A-Chan turns to Heilda
A-Chan: What did you call me...?
Heilda: You heard me! You must be some Bitch to the G-Boys because they only came for you!
Trowa: AWWWWWWWWWWW O.O;
Quatre: SHE SAID THE B WORD!
Heero: Awww Shizzy Son!
Sally Po: Help me!
Duo: Hold on Po, in a mintue... This is gettin good!
A-Chan cartwheels across the room and grabs her whip that was laying at the door as she was de-armed there
A-Chan: Now you've done it! WHIIIPISH
Heilda: Bring it!
Heilda grabs her hands on A-Chan and Karate chops at her hand making her drop the whip. Heilda throws A-Chan and she lands on her back sliding on the floor
Heilda: This will be easier than I thought!
Heilda runs up on A-Chan, but she springs forward nailing her in the stomach, using the force of the throw A-Chan keeps her feet jammed in her stomach, by the time A-Chan is right side up again Heilda is on her back with A-Chan standing on her stomach
A-Chan: Thinking like a child will end up getting you beat!
A-Chan leaps up and Heilda stands holding her stomach. They circle one another holding up their fist. Heilda does a standing split kick as A-Chan is hit in the face, thinking quick A-Chan sweeps down knocking her off her feet, Heilda lands on her hands and back flips. They take their fighting stances again, A-Chan looks like she is Using Ninjitsu, as Heilda looks like Tae kwan Do. Heilda attacks A-Chan with a series of swift kicks A-Chan blocks most of them with her forearms, but with her forearms in pain she fails to block a series. A-Chan is kicked in the leg, then to the stomach, 2 more times in the stomach and Heilda jumps up with a spinning round house. She connects with A-Chan and she goes flying across the floor sliding, she regains her balace and stops her self
Duo: Damn O.O She took it hard!
Trowa: This is hardcore!
Wufei: They are both Warriors! I wonder if this is how girls are really like when they catch their man cheating on them... Hmmm
Heero: ...Let's not take the time to find out...
A-Chan wipes her mouth slowly...
A-Chan: Twit...
Heilda: Ha ha! This twit is kickin yo ass!
A-Chan: The tide will change quickly!
A-Chan leaps at Heilda with a front spinning lay out, she lands in front of Heilda. Heilda takes a kick at her but A-Chan ducks down and side steps getting on her side. She slaps at her face hard fighting open hand, but then she balls her fist and showers her with punches, A-Chan stops and backs away. Heilda recovers quickly and throws another kick, but A-Chan ducks down again, this time she grabs her leg, and slams her into the ground. She jumps back as Heilda grabs her leg
Trowa: This is ill!
Duo: Yeah it's like some type of marital arts show!
Quatre: Watch A-Chan you can see up her skirt, and her boobies bounce!
Heero: I noticed that waaaaaaaaay before you...
Duo: O.o; 20 Dollars says I noticed before Heero did
Wufei: You're on!
Duo flashes his boner to everyone
Trowa: SICK MAN SICK!
Duo: Like I care I'm Just 20 dollars richer! .
Heilda stands up slowly and leaps at A-Chan with a flying kick, A-Chan side steps and Heilda misses her, A-Chan runs and Heilda follows her. A-Chan dives onto the floor, she turns back to Heilda who is ready to jump on A-Chan
A-Chan: Moon dust!
A-Chan reaches into her shirt and pulls out a packet of silver glitter, she throws it into the air and with the lighting in the room, it blinds everyone as she makes her move, Cat rolling on the floor
Duo: Look a Light show!
Heero: ...Gyahh! What was that crap!?
Trowa: Like she said it would be "Moon Dust"
Heero: I don't need your smart mouth Trowa...
She rolls to her whip and grabs it, she turns to Heilda. A-Chan throws out her whip and it wraps around Heilda's leg locking on automaticly, before Heilda can blink A-Chan tugs once to make sure it's on tightly. The G-Boys and Lady Une eat popcorn as Trowa and Quatre don't eat it because of their last experience with popcorn.
A-Chan: Play Time is OVER! Human Yo-Yo! Time to Go-Go!
A-Chan rolls up Heilda like a yo-yo and throws her across the room, A-Chan spins as Heilda smashes into the floor ripping up floor tiles and they fly like confetti. A-Chan spins to her left smashing her head threw the wall and ripping up the dry wall, and fiber glass. A-Chan leans backword at a 45 degree angel using the weight at the end of the whip to balance herself out, she slams Heilda into the ceiling and with the final clash, she summons her whip from around her leg and throws her into Dorthy getting her off Sally Po. Sally Po sighs out happily
Sally Po: Thank you!
A-Chan: No problem, I've been wanting to do that all this time!
A-Chan walks out of the building and stands in front with the G-Boys trailing behind her
Duo: Hey A-Chan where are you going now!?
A-Chan: Can I see the keys to your car?
Duo digs in his pocket and tosses them to A-Chan, she catches them and jumps in the car swiftly and drives off burning out
Heero: O.O!!!
Trowa: AND YOU TRUSTED HER!
Duo: BUT HER BOOBS WERE JUST TALKING TO ME!!!
Wufei: Fool, if he weren't so woman crazyed vv WE'D HAVE A RIDE STILL!
Quatre: -Sigh- She took it... Bah let's not go to no more clubs let's just simply go to a bar and get drunk off your I mean OUR asses...
Heero: Good game plan...
They walk into town and pick a corner bar and sits down at the bar stools
Wufei: sigh Give me some Vokda!
The bar tender turns around swiftly cleaning a glass
Heero: O.O No!
Duo: IT CAN NOT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quatre faints
Trowa: NUUOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: What? What is it?
Duo: D-D-D-Don't look at the bar tender
Wufei: Pssfft-- Why not?
Wufei looks at the bar tender... It's A-Chan! --DUN DUN DA DUMMMMM!--
Wufei: Y.Y Dear lord what have I done to anger you!?
Trowa: What are you doing here...?
A-Chan sniffles once, and everyone inhales holding their breath, waiting to see what will happen... She cries
A-Chan: T.T You guys broke my bar!
She reaches under the bar and pulls out an Automatic Shotgun, she pumps it as an empty shell from before flys out
A-Chan: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Heero: -Censored-!!!!
Duo: TO THE CAR!!!
Everyone high tails it leaving Quatre behind, Duo breaks into the car, and hot wires it
Duo: Slow asses get left behind!
They hop in and drive away, A-Chan runs out bearly missing them holding on to Quatre, dragging him
A-Chan: YOU FORGOT THIS... Oh... Oh never mind sigh
A-Chan drops Quatre and walks away sadly
A-Chan: My best club ruinned... That was my home that was my life, that was home to so many felines! WHAT NOW!
A-Chan walks back into the bar and sighs, she turns her head and looks at a poster
A-Chan: Ooo? HOORAY!
Relena sits up in the empty Hotel room now scratching her head with sleep in her eyes
Relena: Hello...?
The End!
Oh no not yet :D
A-Chan: Hey Heero!
Heero: Sigh Hello A-Chan
A-Chan: What... Aren't you happy to see me?
Heero: I want to see some other girls... Ya know?
A-Chan: Well since I'm in control here!
Makes some girls appear for Heero
Heero: Thanks A-Chan
A-Chan: Now Duo...
Duo: How the hell Did I get here!?
A-Chan: I brought you here!
Duo: Ummm I was in the middle of my Taxes . . yeah... Taxes
A-Chan: So that's what they call it nowadays?
Duo: I can't speak with you
A-Chan: Oh...? How so?
Duo: Well since you're writing this, It wouldn't matter if I said I didn't want to see you or not, You'd make me do it anyways. It's like rape.
A-Chan: No it isn't...
Duo: Of course it isn't love!... Quit it
A-Chan: Strip for me!
Duo: No
A-Chan: Pleassee.....
Duo: Well Okay A-Chan if you say so!
A-Chan: I knew you'd see it my way!
Duo: A-Chan quit it! You're SO raping me!
A-Chan: I would never do such a thing
Duo: Of course you wouldn't, love!... Stop it
Duo takes off all his clothes but his boxers
A-Chan: Ohhhh yeah...
Duo: A-CHAN! STOP IT! I DEMAND SOME MORE CLOTHES!
A-Chan: What was that? Less clothes...? But all you have are your boxers! Oh my! But since you really want no clothes...
Duo: A-CHAN DON'T I'M BEGGING YOU!
A-Chan: Let's see... You Destroyed my bar I could at least destroy your pride... Choices Choices...
A-Chan makes Duo take off his...
The End
Fine Felines: Night on the town! Kat-napped!
By: Ashley A. Lovings
Zechs throws A-Chan into a massive room that looked like it was in a fancy hotel, A-Chan lands next to other girls. Noin, Relena, Lady Une, Sally Po, Heilda, and Dorthy. Everyone is tied up, their feet are bond together with rope and their hands are tied behind their back, a few ropes bind around the chest to keep their whole arms down
A-Chan: What the hell is this!?
Zechs sits down at the edge of his bed undoing the top of his uniform, he crosses his legs
Zechs: I brought all you girls here for a reason... And it will be revealed to you soon enough!
Zechs stands up and walks to the bath room slowly, when A-Chan thinks the cost is clear she leans over to Sally po and speaks with her quietly
A-Chan: Why do you think he has us all here?
Sally Po: I don't know...
Zechs turns around and snaps a sharp glance at the group as they look forward like they didn't do anything
Zechs: Shut up!
A-Chan: I didn't say anything!
Zechs: Yes you did! Yes you did!
A-Chan: Prove it!
Zechs: Meh! I'll shut you up my self miss smart mouth!
Zechs grabs the duct tape which was on the table next to the bed, That's a tad bit questionable O.o and walks over to A-Chan. He rips off a piece and slaps it to A-Chan's mouth, she muffles cursing at Zechs but with her mouth covered her hurtful words are muted out
Zechs: Any one else want to talk back!?
All the girls shake their head no in unison
Zechs: Good! Now, if you'll excuse me!
Zechs walks into the bathroom and shuts the door. The room is quiet for a few moments but then A-Chan falls over screaming, her screams being muffled by the duct tape
A-Chan: Mmmmfff MMMMMMMMM mmmmfftttt MFFT MFFFFTT MMMFFFFEETT!
Dorthy: Quick some one translate!
Lady Une: I speak fluent Duct-tape!
Everyone looks at Lady Une and slants their head
Noin: Is there such thing?
Lady Une: Yeah!
Dorthy: You know I was just joking...
A-Chan sits up with Lady Une and closes her eyes starting to say things behind her duct tape. A-Chan looks sad for a moment. Lady Une sits with her as they both sit on their knees
A-Chan: mmff mfffttt mmmmm...?
Lady Une: Yes I can!
A-Chan: MMMFFTTT!!
Hielda: What she say?
Lady Une: She asked if I could understand her and I said yes so she said, "Hooray!"
Dorthy: I don't quite get it...
Sally Po: Me either but I guess if Lady Une can translate Duct tape vv;
A-Chan: mmff mffffft mfff mmmm mffffttt uunnnnnnnaa mffff FFFFFFFFttta MMmmMMffFT!
Noin: What did she say now?
Lady Une: She said, She heard a Cell phone ring in the bathroom because she was closest to the door and... Continue.
A-Chan: Mmmm... Mffft EENNN MMM!
Lady Une: She says she wants to Listen in! What a good idea! Maybe then we can find out what is going on!
Dorthy: What a good Idea! What's her name!?
A-Chan: Ennncmmmft
Lady Une: Her name is A-Chan
Sally Po: What kind of name is that? Just an A?
A-Chan glares at Sally Po, she scoffs under her Duct tape
A-Chan: Mmmmm... Wmmft mmftt mm nnfffmtt en allmm mo?
Everyone laughs lighty as Sally Po doesn't get it
Sally Po: What did she say?
Heilda: Even I got that on! She said, "Well... What kind of name is Sally Po?" Tee hee
Sally Po pushes A-Chan with her feet toward the bathroom door
Sally Po: Just go listen in -.-;
A-Chan: rrrmmmmmft!
A-Chan rolls across the floor reaching the bathroom door she lays her head against the door with her ears pressing against the door... She listens, a phone clicks. And she thinks He hung up, but his ringer tone of, "Just Communication" pops up and he answers his phone quickly
Zechs: Hello? Yeah... In the morning I will need a few body bags, Hahahaaha yeah, I'm going to wear them all out, some might live some might not, it depends on how they can handle all this man action... You think I'm kidding? I'm a tiger-- Growl and all that tiger stuff... Yeah I'll be back later... See you
Zechs hangs up the phone and goes back to whatever he was doing, A-Chan pieces the puzzle together. The Wearing out, the Tiger, the Duct tape on the table! Zechs plans on having a large Orgy with them! DUN DUN DA DUN! The plot Thickens A-Chan rolls back over to the girls and fidgets
A-Chan: MMFFT MMM MAAUN!
Lady Une gasps
Lady Une: She says that, "Zechs is planing to have a large Orgy with us, in case you haven't noticed we are in a shortage of men, I'm not a lesbian or Bisexual!"
Dorthy: She said all that? o.O;
Lady Une: Sure... Oh crap...
Heilda: ...
Sally Po: ...
Lady Une: ...
Sally Po, Heilda, Lady Une, and A-Chan stare at Dorthy and Noin
Dorthy: What!? Don't tell me you guys think I'm going to be a sell out and give in!
Sally Po: Where is that twit Relena!?
Sally Po scans the area to see Relena is knocked out asleep...
Sally Po: No wonder it was so quiet, the trick is asleep at a time like this... Psfft I'd be asleep too, I don't think Zechs is that sick to screw his own sister
Lady Une: That is one down, now Noin and Dorthy can't be excused!
Noin: Why!?
Lady Une: May I remind you that is YOUR Boy friend...
Noin: Oh yeah I had forgotten...
A-Chan: Mfffft MMM MMMMM MFFFTTAAAALLMM!
Sally Po: What did she say?
Lady Une: A-Chan Says, "And as for you Dorthy! YOUR A BISEXUAL!"
Dorthy: I am not!
Heilda: Then explain all those times you were breathing down Relena's dress in school!?
Dorthy: It's not my fault she is strangly attractive!
Heilda: You SO can not be trusted!
Dorthy: Come on! You think she's hot too!
Heilda: ...
Sally Po: Dorthy and Noin can't be trusted! Take your sides of the room! I shall not be brought down by idiots!
A-Chan: Mmmhmm!
Heilda: What she say?
Lady Une: She just said Mmmhmm!
Everyone takes sides of the room as A-Chan, Sally Po, Lady Une and Heilda are closer to the bed, as Relena, Noin, and Dorthy are near the far wall... They exchange looks of hatred.
Lady Une: Traitors!
Noin: Back stabbers!
Sally Po: Blonde!
Dorthy: Dirty Blonde!
A-Chan: MRRRRRRTTT
Lady Une: She says "GRRRR!"
Heilda: ...I'm sure will make it out of this alive...
Everyone snaps their head at Heilda
Dorthy: Looks like we've got some one coming over to the dark side
Noin: Score one us!
Sally Po: Heilda!
Heilda: I'm not going over to the dark side I just want to live!
Lady Une: And if you want to live! You'd stay over here with us!
Suddenly the bath room door opens and Zechs stands in his green and blue plad boxers.
Zechs: What the hell?
A-Chan: MAAAAAAFAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts screaming and rolling on the floor trying to get their selves loose
Zechs: Shut up!!!!!
Everyone stops suddenly looking at him
Zechs: Damn and I was only in there for five mintues!
Lady Une: That was five mintues!?
Sally Po: Damn...
Zechs whips out his gun and points it at Dorthy, she smiles
Zechs: Alright trick, I'm going to untie you and you're going to go over to Sally Po, and you're going to entertain me!
Dorthy: You don't even need to point the gun...
Zechs unties her and she stands, she walks over standing in front of Sally Po, and undresses to her bra and underwear, she kneels down to Sally Po as she tries to move away
Dorthy: Pay back time!
Sally Po: You Guys help me!!!
A-Chan, Heilda, and Lady Une look up and around not paying attention to Sally Po
Sally Po: I'll remember this!!! I SWEAR IT!
Dorthy fondles Sally Po, and she turns red with embarrasment, Zechs turns to Noin and doesn't point the gun at her
Zechs: Now Noin... Get over to Lady Une and entertain me as well!
Noin: Yes love...
Lady Une: I KNEW IT!
A-Chan looks both ways and rolls in front of Lady Une, protecting her
A-Chan: Mmfmmmfff MFFFFT mmfff mfff AAUUFFFMFFT!
Lady Une: Awwww... A-Chan!
Zechs: What did she say? O.o;
Lady Une: She says "Noin will have to go through me first!" Thank you A-Chan thank you!
Zechs walks over to A-Chan shaking his head, He kicks A-Chan in the ribs and sends her flying across the room clearing a path for Noin
Lady Une: ... Oh nnuuooo!
Zechs: You are my special treat! You are not to be touched by anyone! I will save you for last!
A-Chan: mmmmmmm
Lady Une: She says "Owies..."
A-Chan sits up slowly, sitting on her knees as she looks at Zechs who is watchin Dorthy she prays
A-Chan:[Thinking] Please... Some one help me...
Zechs frees Heilda and points at the bed
Zechs: You-- Me, lets Tango now
Zechs smiles evily as Everyone waits on Heilda's choice...
Heilda: ...Why would I ever!!!! Say no to you !
A-Chan: O.O!!! MMMMMFFFATT!
Lady Une: She says "TRAITOR!" And I do too!
Heilda: Aww come on, you know you all want Zechs any ways!
Sally Po: Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
Noin: Zechs...? How could you?
Zechs: Ahnn some times you just need to get laid!
Noin: Oh well yeah... That explains alot
Heilda jumps in the bed as Zechs joins her, Noin goes back to approching Lady Une, A-Chan lowers her head sighing out, she lets out a single tear, as the door breaks down. It's the G-Boys! HOORAY!
Lady Une: You guys! What are you doing here!? How'd You find us!?
Duo: Well...
--At the Club--
Duo: We will follow these play boy pictures! It seems Zechs has left a trail of them!
Heero: His own perverted ways shall lead to his demise... Another lesson for you Quatre! Only settle for the reeaal thing don't turn to books often... Key word: Often.
Quatre: Got it!
--Present time--
Trowa: We are here for the chocolate one, And that's... Whoa whoa whoa there what do we have here?
Trowa points out Dorthy and Sally Po, as Dorthy is kissing on Sally Po now, the G-Boys go red in the faces
Heero: ...Oh dear .o
Duo: Mmmm MMMmm MMM would you look at that!? O.O
Wufei: Oh boy This has made my day!
Quatre: All this talk about them... God must have answered our prayers
Trowa: There is... A god...
A-Chan narrows her eyes
A-Chan: Mmmfft mmft ¬.¬
Duo: What did she say?
Lady Une: She said, "There isn't a god..." Now untie me please so I can defend my self!
Wufei walks over to Lady Une and unties her, and as soon as he does it, she tackles Noin down to the floor
Lady Une: You whore!
Noin: Slut!
Lady Une locks her fingers around Noin's hair and slams her head into the ground, Noin flips her over and pulls at Lady Une's hair
Lady Une: Arg!!!
They roll around on the floor, as moans come from the Bed, Duo looks over and sees it's some Girl and Zechs
Duo: .o eww sick, a porno!
A-Chan: Mumffffffff!
Quatre: Some one get that off her -.-
Wufei walks over and yanks the tape off and A-Chan screams
A-Chan: Yeeeiouch! In the bed quickly! It's Heilda!
Duo: O.O SAY WHAT!?
Heilda: Moan; who said my name!?
Duo: HEILDA!?
Heilda: DUO!?
Zechs: Oh Snap!
Zechs flys out of the bed as A-Chan rolls in front of him still being bound, she trips him up and he lands on his face. Trowa takes a small lamp table and slams it over Zechs' head as it breaks into tiny pieces
Zechs: .;
A-Chan: Untie me!
Heero walks over and unties her swiftly, she stands to her feet bouncing back and forth
A-Chan: That feels alot better!
Duo: Heilda... How could you!?
Heilda: Well Duo it all wasn't my fault... Zechs was holding a gun to my head!
A-Chan: Lies!
Duo: A-Chan quiet! I only want to hear it from Heilda!
Heilda sticks her tongue out at A-Chan
Duo: Heilda stop it! He was holding a gun to your head?
Heilda: Yes!
Duo: Ummm where's the gun o.O;
Heilda: Over there!
Duo: -.- Good lord! You wanted him! You So wanted him!
A-Chan: Yeah she went willingly, I watched the whole thing!
A loud shatter fills the room as Une and Noin who were still fighting, knocked over a Vase, The G-Boys look at them, as they fall into the bath room. Noin pushes Lady Une into the shower, she slips and hits the shower as the water sprays on, and Oh no Lady Une and Noin are wearing white shirts with no bras... Some how
Heero: O.O
Duo: O.
Trowa: Ohhhh yeaaaahhhh
Quatre: Note Make girl firend[s] wear white shirts... With not bras while... In the sprinkler... Got it.
Wufei: O.O I can't believe I'm going to say this... But this is a bit better than Battle.
Duo: There is something about girls when two of them are all over each other...
Trowa: Yeahhhhh
Lady Une drop kicks Noin out of the bath room and she flies into the wall across the room, getting knocked out
Noin: .;
Lady Une dust off her hands, and walks into the room drippig wet, she tosses her hair over her shoulder. Duo Slides over to Lady Une trying to be smooth
Duo: So.... You know what ryhmes with your name, Lady Une?
Lady Une: What does?
Duo: "Let's get it on"
Lady Une slaps Duo. He holds his face stummbling across the room, Heero just simply walks up to Lady Une and stands beside her looking depressed, Lady Une looks down to him
Lady Une: ...Is there something wrong Heero?
Heero gives Quatre the thumbs up
Heero: ...
Lady Une: You poor thing, you must be hurt from this battle! You are speechless!
Duo: THIS IS BULL Censored! WHO IS WRITING THIS!?
Heilda slowly starts to sneek away, Duo stops her
Duo: Oh no... You don't!
Heilda: Mannn! I would have gotten away with it if A-Chan wasn't such a Stool Pegion!
A record scratches as if it flew off the turn table
Duo: AWWWWWWW O.O;
Lady Une: SHE SAID THE P WORD!
Wufei: Awwww Snap son!
A-Chan turns to Heilda
A-Chan: What did you call me...?
Heilda: You heard me! You must be some Bitch to the G-Boys because they only came for you!
Trowa: AWWWWWWWWWWW O.O;
Quatre: SHE SAID THE B WORD!
Heero: Awww Shizzy Son!
Sally Po: Help me!
Duo: Hold on Po, in a mintue... This is gettin good!
A-Chan cartwheels across the room and grabs her whip that was laying at the door as she was de-armed there
A-Chan: Now you've done it! WHIIIPISH
Heilda: Bring it!
Heilda grabs her hands on A-Chan and Karate chops at her hand making her drop the whip. Heilda throws A-Chan and she lands on her back sliding on the floor
Heilda: This will be easier than I thought!
Heilda runs up on A-Chan, but she springs forward nailing her in the stomach, using the force of the throw A-Chan keeps her feet jammed in her stomach, by the time A-Chan is right side up again Heilda is on her back with A-Chan standing on her stomach
A-Chan: Thinking like a child will end up getting you beat!
A-Chan leaps up and Heilda stands holding her stomach. They circle one another holding up their fist. Heilda does a standing split kick as A-Chan is hit in the face, thinking quick A-Chan sweeps down knocking her off her feet, Heilda lands on her hands and back flips. They take their fighting stances again, A-Chan looks like she is Using Ninjitsu, as Heilda looks like Tae kwan Do. Heilda attacks A-Chan with a series of swift kicks A-Chan blocks most of them with her forearms, but with her forearms in pain she fails to block a series. A-Chan is kicked in the leg, then to the stomach, 2 more times in the stomach and Heilda jumps up with a spinning round house. She connects with A-Chan and she goes flying across the floor sliding, she regains her balace and stops her self
Duo: Damn O.O She took it hard!
Trowa: This is hardcore!
Wufei: They are both Warriors! I wonder if this is how girls are really like when they catch their man cheating on them... Hmmm
Heero: ...Let's not take the time to find out...
A-Chan wipes her mouth slowly...
A-Chan: Twit...
Heilda: Ha ha! This twit is kickin yo ass!
A-Chan: The tide will change quickly!
A-Chan leaps at Heilda with a front spinning lay out, she lands in front of Heilda. Heilda takes a kick at her but A-Chan ducks down and side steps getting on her side. She slaps at her face hard fighting open hand, but then she balls her fist and showers her with punches, A-Chan stops and backs away. Heilda recovers quickly and throws another kick, but A-Chan ducks down again, this time she grabs her leg, and slams her into the ground. She jumps back as Heilda grabs her leg
Trowa: This is ill!
Duo: Yeah it's like some type of marital arts show!
Quatre: Watch A-Chan you can see up her skirt, and her boobies bounce!
Heero: I noticed that waaaaaaaaay before you...
Duo: O.o; 20 Dollars says I noticed before Heero did
Wufei: You're on!
Duo flashes his boner to everyone
Trowa: SICK MAN SICK!
Duo: Like I care I'm Just 20 dollars richer! .
Heilda stands up slowly and leaps at A-Chan with a flying kick, A-Chan side steps and Heilda misses her, A-Chan runs and Heilda follows her. A-Chan dives onto the floor, she turns back to Heilda who is ready to jump on A-Chan
A-Chan: Moon dust!
A-Chan reaches into her shirt and pulls out a packet of silver glitter, she throws it into the air and with the lighting in the room, it blinds everyone as she makes her move, Cat rolling on the floor
Duo: Look a Light show!
Heero: ...Gyahh! What was that crap!?
Trowa: Like she said it would be "Moon Dust"
Heero: I don't need your smart mouth Trowa...
She rolls to her whip and grabs it, she turns to Heilda. A-Chan throws out her whip and it wraps around Heilda's leg locking on automaticly, before Heilda can blink A-Chan tugs once to make sure it's on tightly. The G-Boys and Lady Une eat popcorn as Trowa and Quatre don't eat it because of their last experience with popcorn.
A-Chan: Play Time is OVER! Human Yo-Yo! Time to Go-Go!
A-Chan rolls up Heilda like a yo-yo and throws her across the room, A-Chan spins as Heilda smashes into the floor ripping up floor tiles and they fly like confetti. A-Chan spins to her left smashing her head threw the wall and ripping up the dry wall, and fiber glass. A-Chan leans backword at a 45 degree angel using the weight at the end of the whip to balance herself out, she slams Heilda into the ceiling and with the final clash, she summons her whip from around her leg and throws her into Dorthy getting her off Sally Po. Sally Po sighs out happily
Sally Po: Thank you!
A-Chan: No problem, I've been wanting to do that all this time!
A-Chan walks out of the building and stands in front with the G-Boys trailing behind her
Duo: Hey A-Chan where are you going now!?
A-Chan: Can I see the keys to your car?
Duo digs in his pocket and tosses them to A-Chan, she catches them and jumps in the car swiftly and drives off burning out
Heero: O.O!!!
Trowa: AND YOU TRUSTED HER!
Duo: BUT HER BOOBS WERE JUST TALKING TO ME!!!
Wufei: Fool, if he weren't so woman crazyed vv WE'D HAVE A RIDE STILL!
Quatre: -Sigh- She took it... Bah let's not go to no more clubs let's just simply go to a bar and get drunk off your I mean OUR asses...
Heero: Good game plan...
They walk into town and pick a corner bar and sits down at the bar stools
Wufei: sigh Give me some Vokda!
The bar tender turns around swiftly cleaning a glass
Heero: O.O No!
Duo: IT CAN NOT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quatre faints
Trowa: NUUOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: What? What is it?
Duo: D-D-D-Don't look at the bar tender
Wufei: Pssfft-- Why not?
Wufei looks at the bar tender... It's A-Chan! --DUN DUN DA DUMMMMM!--
Wufei: Y.Y Dear lord what have I done to anger you!?
Trowa: What are you doing here...?
A-Chan sniffles once, and everyone inhales holding their breath, waiting to see what will happen... She cries
A-Chan: T.T You guys broke my bar!
She reaches under the bar and pulls out an Automatic Shotgun, she pumps it as an empty shell from before flys out
A-Chan: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Heero: -Censored-!!!!
Duo: TO THE CAR!!!
Everyone high tails it leaving Quatre behind, Duo breaks into the car, and hot wires it
Duo: Slow asses get left behind!
They hop in and drive away, A-Chan runs out bearly missing them holding on to Quatre, dragging him
A-Chan: YOU FORGOT THIS... Oh... Oh never mind sigh
A-Chan drops Quatre and walks away sadly
A-Chan: My best club ruinned... That was my home that was my life, that was home to so many felines! WHAT NOW!
A-Chan walks back into the bar and sighs, she turns her head and looks at a poster
A-Chan: Ooo? HOORAY!
Relena sits up in the empty Hotel room now scratching her head with sleep in her eyes
Relena: Hello...?
The End!
Oh no not yet :D
A-Chan: Hey Heero!
Heero: Sigh Hello A-Chan
A-Chan: What... Aren't you happy to see me?
Heero: I want to see some other girls... Ya know?
A-Chan: Well since I'm in control here!
Makes some girls appear for Heero
Heero: Thanks A-Chan
A-Chan: Now Duo...
Duo: How the hell Did I get here!?
A-Chan: I brought you here!
Duo: Ummm I was in the middle of my Taxes . . yeah... Taxes
A-Chan: So that's what they call it nowadays?
Duo: I can't speak with you
A-Chan: Oh...? How so?
Duo: Well since you're writing this, It wouldn't matter if I said I didn't want to see you or not, You'd make me do it anyways. It's like rape.
A-Chan: No it isn't...
Duo: Of course it isn't love!... Quit it
A-Chan: Strip for me!
Duo: No
A-Chan: Pleassee.....
Duo: Well Okay A-Chan if you say so!
A-Chan: I knew you'd see it my way!
Duo: A-Chan quit it! You're SO raping me!
A-Chan: I would never do such a thing
Duo: Of course you wouldn't, love!... Stop it
Duo takes off all his clothes but his boxers
A-Chan: Ohhhh yeah...
Duo: A-CHAN! STOP IT! I DEMAND SOME MORE CLOTHES!
A-Chan: What was that? Less clothes...? But all you have are your boxers! Oh my! But since you really want no clothes...
Duo: A-CHAN DON'T I'M BEGGING YOU!
A-Chan: Let's see... You Destroyed my bar I could at least destroy your pride... Choices Choices...
A-Chan makes Duo take off his...
The End