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*shifts eyes* Err, gomen ne for the delay...I was busy at work...for the first time ever...*sweat drop* ... and to make matters worse, I forgot the damned diskette 2 times in a row...so I really couldn't work on this fic...But anyway...I have now...^^;. Thank you for all the awesome reviews! Thanks minna!
WaterDaughter07-san: *blinks* Whoa...^^; Dunno yet about Rini...will have a poll about that! ^^; Am not much of a Rini fan either...but she's ok...sometimes which in other words translate into seldom...^^; Nuts? Ne, you don't know me...crazy is a good thing! *joins Water-san in the corner* It's good!
Concrete Tenshi-san: You like my fic? ^^; Thank you! I'm thinking of putting it up on Poka-chan's fanfic page...you think it'll get accepted? Ne...any more WK/SM fics up in mind? *nudge, nudge*
Kazzeh Sodapop-san: I love your name! Yeah, I'm sorta hovering over Usagi more...^^; I just love Usa-chan...
Kawaii Usa-san: Oh, Hiiro will suffer...*cackles* Usagi-chan will make sure of that!
Lady Selenity-san: ^^; There's more to this fic...^^; You just wait! Checked out your story! *Thumbs up* Great!
Saris Yui-san: Thank you! About Mamoru...hmm...will think about the guy...^^;
angelwings6117-san: ^^; Hate Chibi-usa eh? ^^; I'll see what I can do...I will have a poll...but I think Chibi-usa will lose...either way, I'll see...
Silver Ash-san: Wufei and Duo are so similar! ^^; Hehe, it just popped into my head. I'm happy that the scouts are there too...^^; Can't wait to bring them into the picture...the Inners will have a field day...^^
Eternal-chan: *glomps* You liked Wizards? It's so sad to finish it! ^^: Hai...Hiiro is the man! You go Hii-chan!
John Steppenwolf-san: Sailor Sedna? The new planet sedna? *blinks* Why shouldn't I know about that? *blinks* I don't know if I'll put 'Sedna' in the fic...maybe. I have been aware of the whole dislike of Rini...so Rini will most likely be out of the picture...and that's "Darien" not Durwin...^^; Nice theory though of Princess Fireball and Darien being the parents of Rini...
Fangboy-san: Another cool name! ^^; I'm funny? Really? *blinks* I never realized...Thank you!
Lilaclight-san: Thank you! *glomps* Now...how do I get you to update your fics? *nudge, nudge*
theredqueen-san: *Glomps* I love your review! Thank you so much for pointing chapter 2 and 3 out. *sweat drops* I never noticed...~_~ Thank you! I'll see what I can do with the GW boys...and Hiiro, you like the way Hiiro is portrayed? Really? Thank you! I know what you mean about other fanfics out there...the place is getting swamped! Ne, thank you for giving my fic a chance!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing! Everything belongs to their rightful owners...*sighs*
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Chapter 5 "The Phone call"
Usagi blinked at the news. She was pregnant. So that's why she ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with pickles. She giggled at the thought.
The blonde giggled once more.
So she had mood swings.
Heh. It would be much more fun to annoy Hii-chan that way. A huge grin appeared on her face, she curled up into ball and hugged the blankets. Yawning softly, she faintly wondered how Hiiro's taking the news.
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Everybody's attention shifted from the whimpering Relena to the stalk still Hiiro.
"Pregnant?" repeated Hiiro, staring at Sally. "How?"
"Do you really want me to elaborate the process?" asked Sally frowning slightly. "You did most of the work and - "
"Onna!" growled Wufei, blushing furiously.
Duo grinned goofily at Hiiro. "Hii-man will be a daddy!"
Quatre smiled brightly. "Congratulations Hiiro,"
"What's with the constant surprises Hiiro?" grinned Hilde, raising an eyebrow at the silent soldier.
"Hii-man's been a busy, busy man!"
"She's already in her first month by the way," added Sally, turning to Hiiro.
"Hii-man's been very busy!" Duo giggled insanely, jumping over an unconscious Relena. "Busy!"
"Hn," grumbled Hiiro, standing up and walking out of the room. He needed to see his wife.
"If you are planning to sleep together, I hope you take it slow from now on!" shouted Sally after the departing Hiiro.
"Baka Onna!!"
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"Hey,"
Hiiro looked up as he entered the darkened room. She had drawn the curtains again. He spotted Usagi sitting in the middle of the bed, leaning against the wooden headboards. A small smile played on her lips. "Hey," he echoed, walking towards her.
"So you heard?" Usagi asked, cocking her head to the side cutely. She watched him sit down and move to sit next to her.
"Hn," He responded, pulling the blonde in a tight hug.
"Pig," giggled Usagi, playing with his right hand. She leaned against him and sighed softly. "You'll be a daddy,"
Hiiro placed his head next to hers, happiness swelling his insides. He nodded his head numbly, not knowing what else to say.
"You'll make a great daddy," giggled Usagi, tilting her head slightly to look at him.
"Thank you," breathed Hiiro, looking into her dazzling blue eyes. He held her tighter to himself, his left hand dropping to her flat stomach.
"For what?" asked Usagi, slightly confused.
"For making me happy,"
Usagi giggled softly and covered his left hand with her own. "You're welcome," she said, closing her eyes. "Thank you Hii-chan,"
"For what?"
She opened her eyes, and stared at him lovingly. "For saving me,"
Hiiro smiled softly and nodded his head. "Aishiteru Usa-chan,"
Usagi giggled and tilted her head towards him. "Aishiteru Hii-chan,"
Leaning down, he kissed her softly on the lips before deepening it promptly. Hearing a low groan from the small blonde, he wound his arms around her waist and pulled her completely towards him.
"Hii-chan?" breathed Usagi, after another minute or so of kissing. She pulled away and giggled upon seeing the clouded look in his eyes.
"Hn?"
"I'm hungry!"
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"You are whhhhhhaat?!"
Usagi winced and pulled the cellular phone away from her ear. Upon receiving the odd stares from the other occupants of the room, she giggled softly. She delicately brought the phone back to her ear. "Hai daddy, I am pregnant!"
"Usagi!"
The blonde nearly dropped the phone.
"Usagi honey I am sooo happy for you!" came her mother's voice.
"Thanks mom," Usagi grinned slightly upon hearing an audible fight between her mother and father as to who gets the phone.
"What have I told you about contraceptives?!"
"Kenji!"
"Daddy!" whined Usagi loudly, she could have sworn that everybody else in the room had heard. Wufei snorted loudly...which had proven her suspicion. "Daddy!"
"You are too young!"
"Kenji!"
"Daddy!" sighed Usagi exasperatedly, settling herself back into Hiiro's arms. "I am 21 and I am not pregnant with an elephant!"
"You are too - "
" * thonk * "
Usagi blinked and looked at the phone with mild surprise. "Daddy?"
"Usagi honey," came her mother's voice. "I am so happy for you!" her mother began to gush about all the baby essentials and such.
"Mom?" mumbled Usagi, frowning slightly. "What happened to daddy?"
"Oh," breathed her mother. "I knocked him out,"
"You what?!" screeched the blonde, sitting up and blinking. "You hit him on the head?!"
"Weird family," whispered Duo to Hilde, who sweat dropped in response.
"Don't worry honey, your dad had worse," mused her mother. "You know when he and I slept together to make your brother he hit---"
"Mother!" screeched Usagi, pulling herself away from Hiiro, to make sure that he'd not hear her mother's story. "I do not want to hear that!"
"Aw c'mon Usagi-chan!" giggled her mother. She blonde faintly wondered if her mother was drunk or something. "You're married! You're young and you most likely do it every night Usagi-chan!"
Usagi turned a deep cheery red and prayed that nobody else was listening to the conversation. "Mother!"
"Musume-chan!" giggled her mother giddily. "MY musume-chan will be a mommy!"
Usagi sighed loudly, rubbing her temples. "Mom," breathed the blonde, hoping sanity still was left in her mother. Was she sure that she wasn't drunk? "How's dad?"
"He's still out as a light,"
If it were possible, Usagi could have sworn she hear her mother grin like a cat.
If cats only could grin...
"Usagi!"
The blonde winced. Apparently her father had woken up. "Hai daddy!"
"You are too young to have it!"
"I can't just go back in time stop myself from sleeping with Hiiro!" said Usagi, glaring.
Hiiro spit into his coffee, trying hard not to believe what he just heard. Opposite of him, Duo was grinning like a Cheshire cat. "Usagi," he grumbled, hoping that his mood-swinging wife will stop from causing anymore further embarrassment.
"You shouldn't have slept with him!" bellowed her father.
"I'm married Daddy!" whined Usagi, waving her free arm in emphasis. For a split moment, she ignored the fact that other people surrounded her. "That's what married people do! They sleep together!"
Duo by now was on the verge of falling off his chair, he was laughing uncontrollably.
Wufei by long had turned red.
Quatre was ready to pass out any moment.
Trowa's mouth twitched slightly.
And Hiiro...poor, poor Hiiro. Either he wanted to stuff his wife's mouth with a pillow or he'd rather wish to be anywhere else...both seemed tempting.
"They do not!" argued the father.
Usagi twitched slightly -- she faintly wondered how she was made. "Hiiro's not a priest! We don't do celibacy here!"
Oh, how the North Pole seemed so tempting right now. Hiiro twitched slightly and watched his wife argue with her father. Didn't she realize that he was right here? That she was making a very embarrassing scene? "Usagi!" he growled, putting down his coffee mug - which had lost all its contents over a hysterical Duo.
"And besides Daddy!" grinned Usagi, unusually changing her mood from totally pissed off to a giddy schoolgirl. "I'll make Hiiro go to a Parenting Class!"
His world crashed at her words. Parenting class? Him?! Was she crazy?! All those other expecting parents with their whimsical beliefs and powdery baby love. His eyebrow began to twitch at the thought of him changing diapers of a plastic baby...oh Kami...
"Usagi! I want--"
" * thonk * "
"Daddy?" the blonde blinked, staring at the phone. She was totally oblivious to the others surrounding her. Nor did she notice the homicidal Hiiro or the hysterical Duo. "Did you hit dad again mom?"
"Yes I did Usagi," her mother said, obviously grinning from ear to ear. "Either way Usagi, I'm so happy for you! Your dad too! He's just a bit stupid that's all honey!"
"Sure mom," grinned Usagi, perkier than usual.
"Oh honey," breathed Mrs. Tsukino. "We have to go, my dinner is burning up. Do come by during Christmas, bring your friends with you,"
"Hai, I will," answered Usagi. "Love you mom,"
"We love you too sweetie!" called her mother giddily. "And tell Hiiro we love him!" She faintly heard her mother gush about being a grandmother before putting down the phone.
Usagi sighed loudly, shaking her head sadly. Turning to Hiiro she grinned goofily. "Daddy will strangle and castrate you the next time he sees you,"
"Oh the in-laws!" grinned Duo from the floor. Usagi faintly wondered why he was down there.
"And mom sends her love," Usagi pattered Hiiro on the arm affectionately. "Daddy really isn't so bad...just a bit worse than Ruka-cha...but you already know, ne?"
Ah, yes he did.
"Hn," grumbled Hiiro, still fuming inside over the announcements over their night life. Usagi giggled next to him, turning to Hilde and the other girls; talking avidly with them. The poor soldier mentally sighed...he still had 8 more months with the hormone driven woman...ah, the sheer torture.
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Oh, poor Hii-chan! Lucky Usa-chan! *giggles madly*
I realized about the whole "No to Chibi-Usa" thing floating around. So Poll time!
Do you want Usagi's baby to be Chibi-Usa?
Yes
No
*giggles* My first poll ever! I can't wait for the results. End of the poll will be after chapter 6 of "My New Life," No double voting... One vote is enough...
Ano, Leave a review ok guys?
Thank you for reading!
Ja ne!
Beth-chan