The Love Note (Part 2)

Author's Note: Okay, okay, I followed your requests, I shall continue...

Wallace walked out of the lunchroom in shame. He was covered with crap. Spaghetti was in his hair, meatballs were in his eyes, and green Jell-o was spread out all over his shirt. Yup, you guessed it, he got in a food fight with the DC.

Wallabee: "Damn..."

Kuki was out on the field with her girls, and she saw Wallace all messed up. He was on his way to the nurse.

Kuki: "What happened to my baby..."

Kuki sat down and got a piece of paper and a pencil out. She wrote a letter. Not a poem, a letter.

Sammie: "Ooo, Kuki girl, is dat for Wally?"

Kuki just walked away in anger. She wanted to do the note privately. She sat under a tree and started to write:

"DEAREST WALLY, What happened? Are you okay? I saw you with trash all over your face. I bet the DC did it, huh? Well, just scare 'em and tell them that I said you can kick some serious—"

Then some nerd walked by and started to make some donkey noises. Kuki nodded her head and continued:

"I love you. LOVE, KUKI SANBAN :)"

Kuki heard the bell ring and started to walk to class.

Meanwhile at Wallace's home...

Wallace was in his room with his PJs on. He started to finish the poem from last time to Kuki.

"DEAR KUKI, You are so sweet."

He stopped and thought, stopped and thought. Until his mother pops in.

Mummy: "Wallace...I made you some chicken broth...do you want some?"

Wallace licked his lips and ran down the stairs.

Hoagie P. Giligan Jr. climbed up Wally's window. He grabbed his stick out of his pocket and popped the window opened. Hoagie climbed in his room and found the note Wally been writing to Kuki. To tell you the truth...Hoagie has a crush on Kuki. He wants her to like him. Not Wallabee. Hoagie grabbed the pencil. He started to write pretty nasty stuff...

Many minutes later, Hoagie heard Wally coming up the stairs.

Wallace: "Thanks mom!"

Hoagie folded the note and shoved it in his pocket and jumped out the window.

Wally's broth was so delicious, he forgot all about the poem. He just went straight to bed.

NEXT DAY...

Hoagie had first class with Kuki. He took the note out of his pocket and gave it to Kuki. Kuki opened the letter and...

Wally got Kuki's letter from Abigail last class. He walked out to the fields and read the last sentence over and over again. "I love you." "I love you." "I love you."

Wally looked up and saw Kuki storming down the field.

Kuki: "Wallabee Beatles!"

Kuki picked him up by his shirt and shoved him up against the tree and punched him.

Kuki: "Keep this shit. I don't want it."

She shoved the letter in his face.

Kuki stomped back to her friends, but then she stopped and looked at Wally.

Kuki: "Gee, you really are an—"

"HEE-HAW!"

Stupid nerd.

Then she continued to run.

Wally stared at the front of the note. This was not his handwriting. He opened it anyway and...

Author's Note: Okay, do you people really want to know what the letter said? Yer choice. Sorry to interrupt.

"DEAR KUKI, YOU ARE SO NOT SWEET, INFACT, YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA'S FEET. I DO NOT WANT YOU, AND WHY YOU ASK? BECAUSE YOU PASS TOO MUCH GAS! TO ME, YOU LOOK SO BAD ON YOUR HEAD; YOU NEED TO WEAR A HAT. AND ANTHOR REASON WHY I DON'T WANT YOU IS YOU ARE FLAT CHESTED AND FAT! YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING MY BUTT ITCH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T WANT YOU, YOU WORHTLESS LITTLE—"

"BARK!"

Mister: "Shad 'up, Charlotte! ...Damn dog..."

Wallace took time to think. Who wrote this? Who would do such a thing? Then something zoomed through his head...

Wally: "...Hoagie..."

Author's Note: Tell me how you like it so far! Was it to mean of offensive? Should I continue? Please R&R!

"HEE-HAW!"

Stupid nerd.