A/N this chapter is Celeste point of view. bAw screw it...The next chapter will still be PG-13!!!/b

Wandisimo Magnifico: mariklvoer12 does not own me, my one true love Wanda the idiot who stole her from me, or anyone else.

Chapter seven lingerie bunnies and second base

I sat on Melody's bed her parties were very strange. It was the middle of November and she decided to have a Halloween party. Which meant I hade to dress in a costume I put together in less then five hours! The insanity!
I wore white fish net tights that stopped at mid thigh, that thing with the four triangles and strings was attached to it, also in white, and a pair of matching panties bra and a little black bowtie and a fluffy tail! On my head I wore bunny ears.
"Whatcha thinking about, Wandy?" I asked Wandisimo, Wandy was a special name I had came up with for him. It was so retarded it worked for the self-loving fairy. I really don't know how or where I come up with these things, and to tell the truth I really I don't want to know.
We had invited everyone we knew from around London that was actually a cool person. Melody always had the best music every downloaded, and burnt onto a CD. I knew it was illegal in the USA but I still had her burn me CDs so no one cold trace a downloading system to my home.
I bent forward and slipped my feet into black leather spike healed boots, I now looked like a slut, but at least I could look hot as a slut! " I am imagining my one true love in that costume." He replied sighing dreamily. I grabbed a sneaker from the floor and threw it at him, even through he was my fairy, and a cool fairy at that, Wanda is Cosmo's and I do believe that love shouldn't be messed with.
"Wandy, don't, it's obvious she loves Cosmo, block her out of your mind and you can love other fairies. If she were meant for you she wouldn't be with Cosmo. And if she is meant for you she'll come around but only after you end this insane obsession!" I cried. His face told me all, he didn't have to speak. It was as if it were written on his forehead in chalk.
"I can't stop loving her. It's impossible." He said softly. I groaned, and then rose from the bed to walk down stairs to Melody and Charlene. After Charlene's coming out of the closet we decided we should still treat her like a normal person, we also suspected that her 'friend' Amy was really her 'special' friend.
Set out on the table was random bottles. Mexican wine, or Tequila, sat in a little circle but there was also Vodka, Canadian beer, Alexander Keith's beer, alcohol free wine and punch.
Slowly the quests, my friends who I had missed dearly the past few months all arrived and in under and hour the party was in full swing.
"SHAKE IT CELESTE!!" Alex Granger, a gothic guy who was best described as a young Ozzie Osborne with out the permanently fried brain. He was gay, I had had a crush on him in grade 6 but after I discovered that I became friends with him. He slapped my ass as I danced in step to 'Milkshake.'
I was all hyped up and in a near drunken state, yet I had barely touched the Tequila! Or any other of the alcoholic beverages, I had been drinking Pepsi which I found in the fridge most of the time.
"Are there any Tequila worms?" Chester asked me as I poured him a Dixie cup full of the stuff.
"Nah, the Tequila worm only appears in cheep Tequila. Real Mexican Tequila would never put a worm in their drink." I passed him his Tequila and then filled myself a Dixie cup of the Vodka.
Chester quickly drank the contents of his cup, as did I. A Dixie cup isn't the biggest type of cup ever. "Whoa...I got a buzz." Chester and I mumbled at the same time.
We both started laughing hysterically then headed back out onto the dance floor. Hey Mama blasted from the sound system. Carefully I began to attempt Fergie's dance moves for it. It was complicated; they say she passed out while making the video.
"HEY mama this is the shit that makes you move. Hey mama get on the floor and move your booty!" Chester sang loudly over the music. I had to admit my 'trailer trash' boyfriend was a great singer, my guess was with vocal lessons he could be better then Benji from Good Charlotte.
He began attempting to do Will.I.Am's dance moves and his right hand landed on my left breast. Even the music seemed to stop and he turned slowly towards me to see if I would smack him for this.
But I didn't, the music started up again and Chester smiled moving closer to me. 'Fuck it' played and I placed my arms on his shoulders, and he placed his around my waist.
I felt so comfortable standing so close to him. I rested my head on his shoulder and closed my eyes allowing myself to relax, letting myself be absorbed by the music, and allowing myself to go completely thoughtless.
"Celeste?" Chester whispered in my ear."I love you." I nearly fell over as I heard him speak those three little words. Those three little word could bring so many new emotions to the surface.
"I love you too baby." I said pulling back and looking up into his beautiful eyes. I loved those eyes, but for some reason they seemed so familiar, even before I knew him well they did. I sighed then rested my head on his shoulder again. Another slow song played and I felt as if I was melting into Chester.
Soon after fasted songs, with great beats played loudly and I once again began to dance crazy with Chester facing me. I loved the beat I loved it!! It felt great just to lose yourself in songs with beats like this. Even if a lot of us girls looked like be should be dancing on pole to them.

Hours of exhausting dancing the fatigue took over me and I fell to the floor absorbing the beat and still moving to it while I lay there, surrounded by people, feeling so crazy.

I awoke as sunlight flowed through the windows and warmed my face. I sat up and looked around, I was on the floor of Melody's room. I guessed someone had removed me from the living room.
I didn't really have a hang over. As I've said before I only had one Dixie cup of Tequila and one Dixie cup of Vodka, Christa would laugh at me for that.
"You're up." Wandisimo said flying over to me. I stared up at the fairy; he looked as cheesy as always. Slowly I stood and walked to the bathroom to brush my teeth. He followed and watched me for a few moments then spoke again. "What you said, last night about Wanda and I, you were right, we would be together if it had been meat to be. I'm going to fairy world to hang out at some club, and popular hangouts and flirt. I'll be about a week, and I'll attempt to meet people.
"Oh and about the Chester boy. After you passed out, or fell asleep as you'll probably say, he carried you up here then fell asleep beside you. He didn't even bother to go down stairs. He told me it wouldn't be any fun."
I smiled, that sounded so much like Chester, he was so sweet, and so unlike other guys I had dated. Those other guys had all been so touchy feely and wanted me in their bed after just one date. I hated guys like that I just couldn't stand them.
I had dated him for three months and I was already crazy in love with him, I hoped nothing would ever change that.
The rest of that day is a blur, but the next day is crystal clear because of the sheer stupidity evolved with it.
Chester Melody and I were biking around out of sheer boredom, with Melody's cousin Rayelle, who was also a mage, Charlene, and a guy called Mason who was wearing a great big old chunky helmet.
"Three two one blast off!" I called out to him laughing hyperactively.
"WHEE!!" he replied switching gears on his big into the lowest one, which required the least energy and sped off. We parked out bikes out side of a candy store and walked in.
"Rayelle!" I whined putting on an act. According to us things that didn't deserve to be paid for, wouldn't be paid for. "Really, let me pay this time! I feel so bad that you always pay!!" Quickly she scooped up some gummy bears sour cherry blasted gummy worms and jaw breakers, and slipped them into a bag, then put the bag into her backpack.
"Urgh, no Celeste, let's go I feel like I am being watched." She replied wrinkling her nose. We casually walked out of the store and to our waiting friends.
"FOOD!" Mel exclaimed, then added, "I think I know why I am so fat now."
"SHUT UP!" Rayelle and I yelled slapping her on each cheek. Then we separated the candy and gave each person some before taking off again.
"I dare you to jump in that pool Melody." I said pointing at someone's backyard pool that was still set up.
"OK!" she squealed jumping off her bike and running towards the pool. She jumped in but half way through she jumped out screaming. The rest of my time with y friends was spent doing stupid shit like that.

Boredom set in soon and I anxiously waited for the school year to end. I had a month long vacation in Jamaica planned! Neither my father nor my sister would be coming with me, and Bucky had already told Chester he would be able to come with me, if we slept in separate rooms of course.
Mercifully it ended, the heat still hadn't set in, in Dimmsdale and everyone was way to happy, and I was glad I ad gotten away to Jamaica. I lay on my stomach in the sand at one of the popular beaches in-between Wandy and Chester.
Wandisimo, of course, had transformed himself into a more humanoid form. His choice of swimsuit scared the shit out of me, but I seen quite a few blond girls eyes him. I rolled my eyes. So many months ago Wandisimo had started dating a red haired fairy called Fiery.
I warm sun heated my back, giving me a perfect tan, if I catch skin cancer I could simply wish it away, and the warm sand made me slightly twitchy. I groaned slowly standing up.
Chester followed quickly, walked to one of the shaded vendors. The Jamaican man smiled widely at me. Unlike the freaky perverted smiled of many of the sun bathing guys who had been watching me in my skimpy bathing suit, it didn't make me want to smack him with a mallet.
"Hi, how may I help you." He asked, and I loved his accent, it was one of the few I could never imitate and it pissed me off! I hated the fact I could make myself sound like anything from trailer trash to a Japanese businesswoman but not a Jamaican! Stupid British upbringing.
"Oh, just browsing." I replied smiling at him, then starching my already deeply tanned arm over the beautiful bracelet anklets and necklaces. They were all so gorgeous, hand made out of Coral, Seashell and other beautiful natural components, as well as beads.
I lifted a pink Seashell necklace. It had a piece of coral every few shells. Then I noticed the craziest thing ever. A necklace just like the prayer beads Inuyasha-the main character on my favorite TV show-wore! I gasped grabbing at the black pearl and shark tooth necklace.
"How much." I demanded with a crazy fan girl tone in my voice. And I could make myself sound like a complete nutcase as well. GODAMN THE BLONDNESS!
"200 pesos." I shrugged handing over the money. She I was about 5 buck poorer, so what! I get to be like Inuyasha! I paid for the black pearl necklace and the pink shell necklace then clasped the black pearl necklace around my neck.
"Tell me to sit!" I cried to Chester. He shrugged as I backed away slowly and then cried.
"SIT GIRL!" I fell to my face, and not on purpose either. "What the?" I demanded, NO! He must have been a mage or something! Oh that bastard! He knew a fan girl would some along and instantly grab that up.
I tried to pull the necklace off but it glowed pink and burnt my fingers. I screamed in agony and fell back to the ground.
"What is it Celeste?" Wandisimo cried running to my side instantly. I gestured at the necklace and he smiled bitterly. "Yeah that would do it. You should pay attention when they say ' draws on ancient Japanese legend'" He grumbled, then in a slower voice added. "You know very well quite a few of legends you thought were fake ended up being real." I nodded nervously then slowly stood.
"You know I could blackmail you with this." Chester said slyly smirking at me. I shuddered and turned to him. I had already began to fidget nervously with the necklace, my mind wandering off to my own little world.
"How so?" I asked my blond boy friend.
"Like this. Take off your bathing suit!"
"No you perv!'
"Sit girl!" I fell to my face and he said sit twice more. I lay on the ground twitching nervously then stood, smirking.
"My boyfriend wants one of these he thinks they are totally fetch." I said plucking up another necklace, and then paying the Jamaican man, who smiled idiotically. Well ok maybe he wasn't a mage, maybe the necklaces just had these powers because of the way they were made.
I ran to Chester who was staring out at the ocean blankly and clasped the necklace around his neck. "What the?" he demanded turning to face me, I smirked taking a few steps back then yelled.
"TRAILER TRASH!" He fell forward and landed face first on the ground, choking violently on the dirt. I yelled it twice more and he lay twitching.
We continued this back and forth until we grew bored.
Latter I sat in my hotel room, Wandisimo floated aimlessly around ripping his shirt every few moments. I was examining myself in the mirror. I wore only a pretty bathrobe that resembled a kimono, but only came halfway own my hips.
My skin was tanned but I looked the same as I had since last year, maybe a little thinner because of the dance lessons I had been taking had began to teach us break dancing. My hair was still honey, and my eyes the same unusual lime color.
I twirled my necklace around my finger and it burnt me again. I had been doing this all day and I still hadn't learned. "I wish necklace was off of my neck."
Wandisimo waved his wand, but then it flopped forward slightly making an odd noise. "WHAT NOW?" I yelled becoming uncharacteristically pissed. A purple book entitled 'El rules' appeared and Wandisimo stared at the page it had opened to.
"Apparently a fairy Godparent can't mess with Buddhist priestess/priest magic." I groaned loudly and fell to the floor still staring at the necklace in my reflection, this was going to be a long year.

TBC...

Beach...Yeah I know it should be considered a cross over cause of the I/Y prayer bead thingy, but who told you I couldn't just put a magical necklace in my story!?! The lawyers? OH! Oops... Pesos aren't Jamaican are they?

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