CHAPTAH FOUR
Author's Note: Isn't it weird that I was bored one day and I just started to write a stupid joke, and now it turned into a story? Whatever. I only want to make you guys happy :o).
A Note to Sammeh Teh CheeseCake: Yeah, I got your review. You have a point there. The story was first a joke, now it's a big romantic thing. Well, people wanted me to continue and so I did and I was having a little fun sooooo...enjoy it anyway :) :) :) :)
Saturday. Beautiful 90-degree morning. Kuki woke up and sighed about Hoagie. Oh how romantic he was. Her mind and worries about Wallabee were left behind.
Kuki: "Kangaroo names are stupid."
Kuki got out of her bed and put her regular clothes on. I think it would be a perfect day for her to stroll in the park. She walked happily as usual. She looked around if she saw any of her friends, but no...wait a minute...who's that red head kid with that blonde? Okay, maybe Kuki still loved Wallabee just a little bit...and that's right, she got jealous. She ran across to beat the crap out of that redheaded freak.
Kuki: "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
86: "Well, well, well, isn't it Cookie SandBand."
Kuki: "It's KUKI SANBAN."
Wallace stood right up front of his new girlfriend and grabbed her shoulders and controlled her to walk a different direction.
Wally: "C'mon, Sunni, let's go. I don't want you to get freak disease."
Sunni? 86's real name? Tuh. Wallabee left Kuki with tears in her eyes...but he looked back.
Wally: "Sunni, uh..."
Wally looked at Kuki again.
Wally: "Go to...the bathroom."
Sunni: "Why? I don't have to go."
Wally: "Because...I...um...going to find you a perdy flower!"
Sunni clapped her hands and went to the bathroom. Wally ran over to Kuki, grabbed her by the hands and hid her behind a tree.
Wally: "Kuki, listen, I love you and—"
Kuki: "Oh, if you really love me, then why did you write that—"
Wally: "Just listen! I didn't write that nasty letter!"
Kuki: "Oh really? Proove it."
Wally dug in his pocket and took out all of Hoagie's work sheets from school.
Kuki: "...No..."
Kuki took out the letter that she thought Wallabee wrote...but he didn't. It was in Hoagie's handwriting. Kuki was breathing heavily.
Kuki: "...Dammit Wallabee! Why...why didn't you tell me?"
Kuki started to cry.
Wally: "Cuz-Cuz...YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MEEEEE!!!"
Wally started to wipe his cheeks.
Kuki: "Where'd you get this?"
Wally: "Yesterday, I stole it from his locker, and, and—"
Kuki put her finger on Wallabee's mouth. They both stopped crying...and their love was healing (yay.)
Kuki: "And...why were you going out with Sunni?"
Wally put his hand on Kuki's cheek and stroked it.
Wally: "Because...Because...I wanted you back. And my plan was to make you jealous to get you back...I don't know, I just love you."
Kuki nodded her head. She was falling in love again. She embraced Wally and stroked his hair back and fourth, back and forth. Then she started to whisper in his ear over and over again, "I love this man..."
Hoagie was sitting in a tree, watching the two make up. Now Hoagie was mad. He grabbed his pocketknife out and stroked the point of the knife.
Hoagie: "Blood and gore...Romeo...must...die..."
Author's Note: Hooray! They're back! Ahem, I hoped you liked it so far...Oh, I forgot to tell you; you know when they curse and stuff like that? Well, I forgot to tell you, these peoples are in there mid teens. Sorry for the late message.
Okay, 'nother thing, Now your thinking, "Why does Hoagie want to kill his friend?" My answer to you my friends...you'll find out soon. ;o)
And you're also laughing about, "Numbuh 86's name? SUNNI?! HAH! That's stoopid!" And yes it is I bet...but I had no choice. What? I mean 'cmon! People need names, don't they? Uh...'nuff said :o) :o) :o)
Author's Note: Isn't it weird that I was bored one day and I just started to write a stupid joke, and now it turned into a story? Whatever. I only want to make you guys happy :o).
A Note to Sammeh Teh CheeseCake: Yeah, I got your review. You have a point there. The story was first a joke, now it's a big romantic thing. Well, people wanted me to continue and so I did and I was having a little fun sooooo...enjoy it anyway :) :) :) :)
Saturday. Beautiful 90-degree morning. Kuki woke up and sighed about Hoagie. Oh how romantic he was. Her mind and worries about Wallabee were left behind.
Kuki: "Kangaroo names are stupid."
Kuki got out of her bed and put her regular clothes on. I think it would be a perfect day for her to stroll in the park. She walked happily as usual. She looked around if she saw any of her friends, but no...wait a minute...who's that red head kid with that blonde? Okay, maybe Kuki still loved Wallabee just a little bit...and that's right, she got jealous. She ran across to beat the crap out of that redheaded freak.
Kuki: "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
86: "Well, well, well, isn't it Cookie SandBand."
Kuki: "It's KUKI SANBAN."
Wallace stood right up front of his new girlfriend and grabbed her shoulders and controlled her to walk a different direction.
Wally: "C'mon, Sunni, let's go. I don't want you to get freak disease."
Sunni? 86's real name? Tuh. Wallabee left Kuki with tears in her eyes...but he looked back.
Wally: "Sunni, uh..."
Wally looked at Kuki again.
Wally: "Go to...the bathroom."
Sunni: "Why? I don't have to go."
Wally: "Because...I...um...going to find you a perdy flower!"
Sunni clapped her hands and went to the bathroom. Wally ran over to Kuki, grabbed her by the hands and hid her behind a tree.
Wally: "Kuki, listen, I love you and—"
Kuki: "Oh, if you really love me, then why did you write that—"
Wally: "Just listen! I didn't write that nasty letter!"
Kuki: "Oh really? Proove it."
Wally dug in his pocket and took out all of Hoagie's work sheets from school.
Kuki: "...No..."
Kuki took out the letter that she thought Wallabee wrote...but he didn't. It was in Hoagie's handwriting. Kuki was breathing heavily.
Kuki: "...Dammit Wallabee! Why...why didn't you tell me?"
Kuki started to cry.
Wally: "Cuz-Cuz...YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE MEEEEE!!!"
Wally started to wipe his cheeks.
Kuki: "Where'd you get this?"
Wally: "Yesterday, I stole it from his locker, and, and—"
Kuki put her finger on Wallabee's mouth. They both stopped crying...and their love was healing (yay.)
Kuki: "And...why were you going out with Sunni?"
Wally put his hand on Kuki's cheek and stroked it.
Wally: "Because...Because...I wanted you back. And my plan was to make you jealous to get you back...I don't know, I just love you."
Kuki nodded her head. She was falling in love again. She embraced Wally and stroked his hair back and fourth, back and forth. Then she started to whisper in his ear over and over again, "I love this man..."
Hoagie was sitting in a tree, watching the two make up. Now Hoagie was mad. He grabbed his pocketknife out and stroked the point of the knife.
Hoagie: "Blood and gore...Romeo...must...die..."
Author's Note: Hooray! They're back! Ahem, I hoped you liked it so far...Oh, I forgot to tell you; you know when they curse and stuff like that? Well, I forgot to tell you, these peoples are in there mid teens. Sorry for the late message.
Okay, 'nother thing, Now your thinking, "Why does Hoagie want to kill his friend?" My answer to you my friends...you'll find out soon. ;o)
And you're also laughing about, "Numbuh 86's name? SUNNI?! HAH! That's stoopid!" And yes it is I bet...but I had no choice. What? I mean 'cmon! People need names, don't they? Uh...'nuff said :o) :o) :o)