A/N - Okay, couldn't resist - this is just way too much fun! My first non-serious fanfic. Ironically, when I could stop anytime I want, I don't want to, LOL! I hope you're having as much fun reading it. Also, sometimes it starts to get serious...sorry! It just happens, I'm used to writing drama. Reviews, please! =)

(Summer's POV)

I can't believe this.

Ew.

Poor Coop.

I'd kill my stepmom if she had a kid with Cohen.

Maybe I'll kill her anyway.

If she doesn't kill herself first.

Stop thinking about yourself, Sum. Marissa has bigger problems now. Way, way, way bigger.

God, she lost her virginity to him...now he's the dad of her step-sibling?

Did I mention EW?

Sigh.

Katelyn is going to be so screwed up.

Poor Coop is already pretty screwed up...this'll totally help.

I wonder if this is like the time Holly tried telling Luke she was knocked up so he wouldn't leave her.

What a total slut.

Coop's mom is a slut too.

Maybe it's Seth's grandpa's baby! That would make it...his...cousin? No, his dad? No, no, his uncle. Or his aunt.

If it's a girl, I am so buying it Baby Couture.

I don't care if it's Luke and Julie's baby, shopping is shopping.

A/N - More? Should I stop? Should've I stopped with Julie?