A/N: hello peeps, its wolf54! With another story, which is named open mike night! It might have already been done already, but I don't know, so here it goes!
a large bar is in found in a large city (not sure what city it is so I wont say XD). Pretty much everyone in Gunsmoke is here except for a select few. –cough- stupid people –cough-
everyone one is laughing and talking and just having a hell of a time in the bar. Waitresses with bunny suits serve everyone and a stage is set up with a microphone just waiting to be used.
Wolf, owner of the bar (thank you thank you), walks up to the microphone and starts talking, "hello everyone! It's Friday night and you know what that means!?" she states. " I DON'T KNOW!!!" said a stupid idiot who didn't understand it was a rhetorical question. Wolf shoots the guy and speaks into the microphone again, "IT'S OPEN MIKE NIGHT! ANYBODY CAN COME UP! ….. except for you" she firmly speaks as she points to a clown who starts to cry and runs off. "Ok, the first one up is…. Vash the Stampede!"
Vash is to the side shaking uncontrollably…. Stage fright. Wolf is staring at him and gives her 'get-over-here- or-I-rip-your-hand-off-and-shove-it-up-your-ass' look which usually works. Vash is horror stricken and tries to run but Wolfwood grabs his coat collar and drags him up. " I DON'T WANNA! I WANT MY MOMMY!" Vash whines like a baby. "First of all: you have to because you signed up, and secondly: you don't have a mommy" Wolfwood says and throws Vash on stage and nearly hits Wolf. "WATCH IT!" wolf screams.
"Erm, ok……. I guess…… um" Vash utters into the microphone nervously. All of a sudden music starts to play, " O.o" is all the audience could do. Apparently Millie started playing the chicken dance song on a stereo. "…… LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!" Vash, who just remembered what he was supposed to do starts doing to chicken dance. "I DON'T WANNA BE A CHICKEN! I DON'T WANNA BE A DUCK! SO KISS MY BUTT!" Vash sticks butt out into the audience and the girls get nosebleeds and the guys get disgusted looks on face.
After Vash is done dancing he just starts doing random dance moves. "Go Vash, it's your birthday" does the point and does other random disco moves. "OK! Thank you Vash!" Wolf shouts and pushes Vash off the stage. "But I haven't done the robot yet!" Vash whines out. "WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT!" Wolf screams in Vash's ear and walks up to the microphone. "What!? I can't hear you! I'm deaf!" Vash picks his ear to see if that will help but it doesn't.
"ok, the next one up is Millie who is gonna sing a song she wrote on her own" she starts clapping and walks off as Millie walks on. "Sorry if this sounds to hateful but it's a song I wrote and I think it's very good" Millie says before she starts playing. She starts playing some chords on the guitar and sings "You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me I don't feel blue. And when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true." As she sings she begins strumming louder. "BUT IT ALL WAS BULLSHIT!" and Wolf says 'fuck yeah!' "IT WAS A GODDAMN JOKE! AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU WOLFWOOD I HOPE YOU FUCKIN' CHOKE!" Millie sings/yells this into the microphone and Wolfwood faints (Oo) and everyone else is just well, scared and shocked and Wolf is off banging her head to it. Millie goes back to playing the guitar lightly and singing not so loud. "I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly." Millie sings and starts playing louder and starts singing/yelling into the microphone again, "OH SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE! KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WAAAAAAANT TOOOOOO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PUT A BULLET IN MY HEEEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEE-EEEEEEEAD!" Millie stops singing and slowly stops playing guitar and stands there still looking happy. People slowly start clapping and whisper to each other about the lyrics. Millie walks off and Wolf walks back onto the stage.
"ROCK ON!….. ehh……" looks like a bigger idiot on the stage. " ok next is legato…… oh god no" hits head with the microphone, "who is gonna do magic…." Wolf isn't too happy about this and walks off stage.
Everyone is scared, confused, and about to commit suicide as legato walks on the stage. " ladies and ….. other people, I am legato the magnificent! Now, I will need an assistant." Looks out into the audience which now only consists of Wolf because she has to stay there cause she owns the bar. She happens to be the only one there because everyone else is hiding behind the bar, tables, and the bathroom. Legato grabs Wolf and brings her on stage. "LET ME GO!" wolf screams at the top of her lungs that makes everyone's ears split. Legato, with his ears bleeding, puts Wolf under a sheet. "who turned out the lights!?" Wolf is walking around everywhere on the stage having no idea what is going on. "I will make Wolf, "legato says and claps hands, "disappear!" with saying that everyone on the audience cheers loudly. " I HEARD THAT!" she sets the sheet on fire and looks pissed. " you're gonna be the sheet, Legato" Wolf sets legato's coat on fire and chases him around the bar and out the door. "GET OVER HERE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!" Wolf screams again.
"BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YET!" Legato is running for his life and dodgingballs of fire (yes I can shoot fir and no I will not light your fireworks)
ok, that was the first chapter! I hope you like it.
Oh, if you're wondering why legato didn't use his telekinetic powers? This is why: cause its my story and I didn't want him to!
Oh, I don't own Trigun, the bar, or anything oh the sort… except for my video games, my anime, and my manga: the three most important things in the world!