A/N - Wow, I definitely didn't expect this much of a response from this, so thank you thank you thank you! Walmartshoper, I am proud to have made your Faves lists. =) I am having fun doing these short little streams of consciousness, I am planning on doing one for all the main characters. Maybe later I'll make it into an actual story. But I am really favoring the short and sweet format, especially since I started my job today and am sort of pressed for time. Again, I tend to get a little serious with these, but I try to add some comical levity. Thanks for reading, please keep reviewing, you guys rock!! =)

(Kirsten's POV)

Oh my God.

You've got to be kidding.

I knew Julie was a slut, but a pedophile?

He's the same age as my sons...almost.

How could she?

He was Marissa's first love.

That poor girl is having such a hard time.

Jimmy'll be thanking his lucky stars that he embezzled that money...otherwise he'd still be married to that whore.

Or he'll blame himself.

Or he'll kill Luke.

Or Julie.

Hopefully Julie.

No, no...it's not this baby's fault.

This baby is going to need some serious therapy.

Julie should be locked up for this.

Maybe I'll talk to Sandy about it.

I can't believe I was ever friends with this woman.

Well, kept company with her, anyway.

I wouldn't say we were ever friends.

Oh my God-

What if it's my dad's?

Is that even possible?

Oh, gross.

I don't know which is worse.