A/N: yayness! Its second chapter of Trigun open mike night, and you people are waiting for more aren't you? …. AREN'T YOU!? Of course you are. Anyways, on with part 2 of Open Mike Night!
NYA!
Wolf is still chasing Legato and throwing fire balls at him. "AGH! WATCH THE HAIR!" Legato screams as he dodges a fire ball aimed at his head. " I'LL STOP WHEN I BURN YOUR FRIGGIN' HEAD OFF!" Wolf yells at the top of her lungs hitting another innocent by-stander. (let us take a moment for that guy along with the 15 other people hit with fireballs….. ok silence over!)
Everyone in the bar are gathered around the windows watching legato run like a sissy girl away from a pissed of girl who came make and manipulate fire….. sca-ry. The only one NOT at the window is Knives… who is drunk off his ass. He sits there drinking his fifth beer and makes rude remarks to the microphone stand, " GOD, YOUS SHUCK AT SHJOOK! IIII COOLD DOOS BETTRS WITH MIZE HANDZ TIEDED BEHINDZ MY BAACKZ!" he blurts out being all drunk like… yeah.
Wolf finally hit legato with a fireball and everyone points and laughs at the psycho burned nearly to death. Wolf dust herself off and walks back on stage, "Ok we have another performance by…." She blanks out and looks at her conveniently placed clip board and looks up who is next. "…. Next is Hustino and Kenny doing…. Something else" she says not quiet sure what they are about to do.
( prepare to be petrified peeps!) Hustino walks up with a badly made legato costume and blue hair with some covering his left eye. Kenny is in a Kuro-neko costume. The people in the audience hold back laughter. Hustino clears his throat and lets out a perfect legato voice, " It seems Mr. Kuro neko is born." Hustino says and waits for Kenny's part.
Kenny just glares at him evily.
Hustino glances at Kenny and says his part again, " I SAID 'IT SEEMS MR. KURONEKO IS BORN!'" he says louder and glances at Kenny again. Kenny flips Hustino off. Hustino is now mad and screams in Kenny's ear, " IT SEEMS MR. KURONEKO IS BORN!" Kenny falls backwards and lands on his head. ". N…nya" Kenny mutters with his leg twitching slightly.
Hustino straightens up his jacket and then speaks out as if nothing happened, but we all know something did, "It seems that Mr. Kuro neko is happy." And he glares at Kenny. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT-" Kenny was about to finish his sentence when his head hit with a rock. "… nya" Kenny says rubbing his head and says under his breath, ' I'll kill you in your sleep.' The audience is shocked, Millie is covering her ears, Knives is still drunk and everyone else just plain shocked at the performance… except for legato who is burned to a crisp (by a doggie).
All of a sudden two people, a cat demon and a dog demon barge in… well actually the cat demon barges in and drags the dog demon in by the collar and stomps to Wolf. "Why wasn't I invited!? I wanna know!" the cat demon screams at wolf. "You never asked" Wolf says sweetly and smiles. The cat's only decision to de here was… an anime fall. The dog demon immediately stood up in front Wolf and yelled, "WHERE'S THE RAMEN, WRENCH!? BUGGY PROMISED ME RAMEN!" Wolf just stares at InuYasha and flicks him in the forehead, "It's in the kitchen, InuYasha, go get it yourself" she says and watches as InuYasha runs into the kitchen.
The people in the bar, audience, were more interested in what was going on on stage then was happening in the bar…. Cause a guy in a legato costume and a guy in a Kuro neko costume were fighting each other just because Kenny didn't say 'nya'. But you could still here their performance so everyone just watched them fight and keep saying there lines. "IT SEEMS THAT MR. KURO NEKO IS SAD!" Hustino says putting Kenny in a head lock. "I CANT BREATH!" Kenny screams gasping for air. "SAY IT!" Hustino yells out and Kenny finally says it, "nya- OW!"
Hustino sits on Kenny's back and brings back on of his feet and pulls it back as far as he can, "IT'S SEEMS THAT MR. KURO NEKO HAS ITCHY FEET!" Hustino shouts as he keeps bringing the foot back farther. Kenny barely makes out a 'nya cause he was screaming in pain from the pain in his leg as it was about to snap. "IT SEEMS MR. KURO NEKO HAS FLEAS!" Hustino hollers as he pounds Kenny's face into the floor. "I DO NOT!" Kenny shoots Hustino and kills him (wow, this chapter got violent) and then says, "nya" and drags hustino's dead corpse off the stage and puts him in a big brown sack and locks him a random closet and walks off to find a doctor.
Wolf walks onto the stage and brushes away the debris left by the two fighting guys. The violent part of the audience cheered chanting for more while the more innocent part of the audience were just shocked. Millie fainted seeing somebody die with Wolfwood, Meryl, and Vash fanning her. Knives was still drunk off his ass and Legato is still burned to a crisp (by a doggie). "ok, now with that act finally done we move into the next one which is..."
wow Hustino and Kenny weren't very… Hustino and Kenny like...or were they? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok, that was the second chapter… which wasn't very long, sadly
and my friend buggy was in it because she asked and if you people want in it I suggest you ask in a review and give a description of yourself and what you want to do on stage cause well…. I'm running out of random things for the people to do
and I forgot the disclaimer at the beginning and I still own nothing except for my video games, anime, and manga: the three most important thins in the world