Hello!!! Nice to see you guys! So far we have LOTR_Freak is one of our hobbit fans and Maria2004 for our twin fans! Well we can call LOTR_Freak Anna... And Maria2004 can we please call you Maria? Well anyway back to the story! Oh yeah they're in Rivendell.

Disclaimer: I do not own any LOTR characters... I wish I did but I don't...

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Insane Morons

Chapter 2: When Fans Attack and Kate's gone more weird...

Where we last left our um... what do we call them? Who cares, When we last left Kate and Ally, Kate was talking to herself about ruling the world with blue fire breathing penguins and there were headless bodies floating around... Well what will happen next?

Kate was still chasing Gimli everywhere trying to wedgie him or poke him.

"Ow! Stop it! Ow! Cut it out!!!" Gimli screamed as he was running

"Mwhahahaha!!! LASTA LALAITHAMIN!!!" Kate screamed as she ran trying to poke Gimli and she was succeeding.

Ally was just sitting on a rock admiring Legolas walk around and shoot arrows into a tree.

Beside her were the two headless people Kate chewed on.

They were just sitting there then Ally spotted the hobbits, Ally noticed that one headless dude was missing.

"Hey where's the headless dude?" Ally asked herself loudly "Well she's over there chasing the hobbits" said a girl sitting down where the other headless dude was sitting "Except now she's not headless she has a head..." the girl said and looked at Ally as Ally stared at her with eyes wide open "Oh yeah... Hi I'm Maria, nice to meet you... um..." Maria said "um... Ally my name's Ally" Ally replied but she was still in shock because of the headless dude's now had heads. "Ally... right... Well I'm off to find Elladan and Elrohir, see you!" Maria said and walked away, Ally still had her jaw open. She found the other girl chasing the hobbits now running away from her but they were too slow that the girl caught them. Then she started to pick a hobbit. "Eenie meanie miny moe chose the hobbit then you'll know which one who you'll not let go!" it landed on Pippin then she asked him if he'd like ale then he agreed and followed her to the inside of Rivendell.

Ally spotted Kate still running but now she was running away from Gimli who now had an axe trying to kill her.

She was giggling as she ran and that made Ally freaked out.

Kate spotted Frodo and was a big fan of Elijah Wood and guess what she did!

She didn't do anything stupid!! She did something unbelievable!

She said "Hey Frodo how are you?" she asked Frodo "um.. I'm fine... Who are you?" he asked but they were interrupted by Ally "Are you OK Kate? Here what's your temperature?" she asked Kate as she put her hand on Kate's head "I'm fine!!! Seriously..." Kate replied "You are not you!" Ally replied "I'm fine..." Kate told Ally "Frodo has turned you sane! NOOOO!" Ally screamed "Are you OK?" Kate asked Ally "Why are you asking her? She's insulting Mr. Frodo!" Sam said "It's OK Sam... I just saved another life..." Frodo said "How Mr. Frodo?" Sam asked "By ridding her of insanity..." Frodo replied and smiled and did that eye thing... oh yeah arched his eye brow.

Then the group noticed Maria chasing the twins who were trying to avoid fangirls as much as possible...

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Sorry If the chapter's short but I promise you the next chapter will be long I swear!!! R/R please! Oh and I still need more fans for Chapter 5 OK!!! Refer to chapter 1!