Now, let's get to the actual story...
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Chapter 1: The Bomb
:::::Miss Cheex:::::
Ah! It's 5:00 Saturday! Man, I love the weekends. Is there anything on my agenda?
Hmm, Link & Kafei called me and asked me to come ALL the way from where I live to the Milk Bar Latte in Termina. They want me to arrive at 11.
I think I'll go, I need to relax even though I need that interview of Luigi on the boss's desk by Monday. UGHHH. Luigi's such a perv. He's been that way since Daisy left his sorry ass.
Anyways, I wonder why they wanted me to go? I usually have to convince them to go ANYWHERE with me. Am I wierd or something?
But what am I gonna wear? I think I might wear my baby-tee with the cow on the front that says "moo!''
sigh Link liked that shirt a lot.
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:::::Kafei:::::
Link & I called that wierd reporter girl Miss Cheex and told her to meet us at the milk bar. I hope she's broke because then she won't get drunk.
But then again when she's DANGEROUSLY drunk she gets all thoughtful and nice. Too bad Chateau didn't have the same effect on Anju.
God, I hope she doesn't wear that one outfit. That one outfit with the white tube-top that has those blue flame designs like my shirt. And those purple hip-huggers with the circles down the sides like my shorts.
It makes us look like a couple.
I should ask Soda to give her some of her old stuff.
And ANOTHER thing, why the hell is her hair BLUE? She looks like a damn alien! I could do WONDERS with her hair if she let me.
Wait-why am I ranting about this girl, I need to get ready...
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:::::Link:::::
Hmmm, Kafei wanted me to go to the Latte. Sometimes he is so CREEPY...He has RED eyes. He reminds me of that Shiek guy that kept stalking me around Hyrule. Yecch...
Crap, I forgot he invited my umm, 7th or 8th ex-girlfriend. She was...different. For one, she had dark skin like a Gerudo but she wasn't as sexy.
She had a cartoonish-like face and blue shiny hair like Bulma from Dragonball only she had highlights. She was the best drunkie ever!
Oh well, it's a good 2 hours to get to Termina. C'mon Epona...
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(it's 11:30 at night and Mz/Chx is outside the Milk Bar Latte in East Clock Town Termina)
Mz/Chx: (knocking on the door) Helllllooooooo?
Owner (Mr. Barten): Yeah, yeah who's 'dere?!
Mz/Chx: Hiiiiii Mr. Barten! I brought my own glass!
Mr. Barten: sigh C'mon in.
(she heads down the stairs and sits inbetween the unoccupied stool between Kafei and Link...who BTW, look pretty pissed)
Mz/Chx: Hi guys! (smile)
Link: (who's an adult)......
Mz/Chx: (turns to Kafei) What's eatin' him?
Kafei: (rolls up his sleeve to look at his watch) We told you to be here at 11 and it's 11:30!!
Link: (mumbling) Man, you sure are living up to that "CPT" myth...
Mz/Chx: (takes a pen out her purse and holds it like a micrphone) ANNNNND we are now going live to Link being a bitch, Link? (tilts pen)
Link: :(
Kafei: Hey, hey. Now, would you CARE to explain why you were late?
Mz/Chx: Damn, I thought I graduated high-school, TEACHER.
Kafei: (rolls eyes)
Mr. Barten: (who was cleaning out a glass with a hankerchief) So, what'll it be kids?
Kafei: 2 regulars...
Mz/Chx: Oh, and one SUPER-Chateau...On the rocks.
Kafei: "Super Chateau?", what the hell is that?!
Mz/Chx: It's just something I created one time while playing with my milk. I added cinnamon, whipped cream, and some Arbor Mist.
Mr. Barten: C'mon right up!
Mz/Chx: So, wassup fellers?
Kafei: WELL, remember last week when we hung out?
Mz/Chx: Yeah, I thought we had a blast! Even though I don't remember all of it...
Link: Maybe it was because you were to busy running around in your "Pochacco" lingerie and swimming inside a yellow Chu-Chu!
Mz/Chx: Okay Link, I didn't really ASK for your fucking 2 rupees! (get it, 2 cents, 2 rupees? haha) Hmmm, but that WOULD explain why my hair was green for 3 days...Plus, YOU liked it!
Kafei: PLEASE! Damn!
Mr. Barten: Here ya go kids. 2 regulars for the lightweights...
Kafei: (rolls eyes)
Link: (glare)
Mr. Barten: And one "SUPER CHATEAU" for the lovely young lady...
Link: Lovely young lady? Where? Where??
Mz/Chx: You're so lucky this milk is so damn expensive or I'd bust this bottle right on your dense head!
Mr. Barten: Ehhh, that'll be 280 rupees, sir.
Kafei: Well, here's OUR 40. (slides two red rupees on the table)
Mz/Chx: (sipping her milk) Huh? Oh...(digs in pockets) Umm...Do you take American?
Mr. Barten: sigh Fine whatever...
Mz/Chx: (about to hand him the money but yanks it away) WAIT! Why does MY milk cost 240 rupees?! I thought Chateau only cost 200!
Mr. Barten: Ummm, you had a SUPER Chateau.
Mz/Chx: But it still shouldn't cost that much!
Mr. Barten: Miss, do you have any IDEA how difficult it is to find cinnamon, whipped cream, and Arbor Mist in Termina?!
Mz/Chx: sigh (slams money on the table)
Kafei: FINALLY, without the distractions...This woman was watching your "festivities" that night and...
Mz/Chx: If she wants my number tell her I said "No thanks because I don't roll that way".
Kafei: Oo No...She wanted to (mumbles) send you to therapy.
Mz/Chx: Damn...I am a psycho, huh?
Link: We didn't need a certified psychiatrist to figure that out...(gulp gulp)
Kafei: (whacks Link on the head) Shush!
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, well is it required? More importantly, do I hafta pay?
Kafei: YES and no...
Mz/Chx: Huh?
Kafei: NO as in you don't have to pay because, we being your friends, care about you enough to have paid for these services.
Mz/Chx: Really? (turns to Link) Awww, you DO still care! (hugs Link)
Link: Yeah, yeah, don't get used to it...
Kafei: BUT...Yes as in you DO have to go because this was a good 3590-rupee service.
Mz/Chx: Hey, how come you two don't have to go! You're just as dysfunctional as I am!
Link: Ugh, we DO have to go...
Kafei: I'm afraid he's right, as your friends we are obliged to attend each of these sessions with you for "support".
Mz/Chx: Awwww...that's nice. But HE'S (points thumb at Link) about as supportive as a 34-A cup bra to my grandma...
Link: ....!
Kafei: Whatever, just make sure you show up at my sister's shop next weekend at 11 okay?
MzChx: Okay.
Link: 11 as in 11:00 AM, as in 11:00 AM in TERMANIAN TIME.
Mz/Chx: (rolls eyes) Shut the hell up, Link
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And that ends chapter one! Review!
By the way, CPT stands for "Colored People Time" because of that saying that y'know, how black people are always late?
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Chapter 1: The Bomb
:::::Miss Cheex:::::
Ah! It's 5:00 Saturday! Man, I love the weekends. Is there anything on my agenda?
Hmm, Link & Kafei called me and asked me to come ALL the way from where I live to the Milk Bar Latte in Termina. They want me to arrive at 11.
I think I'll go, I need to relax even though I need that interview of Luigi on the boss's desk by Monday. UGHHH. Luigi's such a perv. He's been that way since Daisy left his sorry ass.
Anyways, I wonder why they wanted me to go? I usually have to convince them to go ANYWHERE with me. Am I wierd or something?
But what am I gonna wear? I think I might wear my baby-tee with the cow on the front that says "moo!''
sigh Link liked that shirt a lot.
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:::::Kafei:::::
Link & I called that wierd reporter girl Miss Cheex and told her to meet us at the milk bar. I hope she's broke because then she won't get drunk.
But then again when she's DANGEROUSLY drunk she gets all thoughtful and nice. Too bad Chateau didn't have the same effect on Anju.
God, I hope she doesn't wear that one outfit. That one outfit with the white tube-top that has those blue flame designs like my shirt. And those purple hip-huggers with the circles down the sides like my shorts.
It makes us look like a couple.
I should ask Soda to give her some of her old stuff.
And ANOTHER thing, why the hell is her hair BLUE? She looks like a damn alien! I could do WONDERS with her hair if she let me.
Wait-why am I ranting about this girl, I need to get ready...
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:::::Link:::::
Hmmm, Kafei wanted me to go to the Latte. Sometimes he is so CREEPY...He has RED eyes. He reminds me of that Shiek guy that kept stalking me around Hyrule. Yecch...
Crap, I forgot he invited my umm, 7th or 8th ex-girlfriend. She was...different. For one, she had dark skin like a Gerudo but she wasn't as sexy.
She had a cartoonish-like face and blue shiny hair like Bulma from Dragonball only she had highlights. She was the best drunkie ever!
Oh well, it's a good 2 hours to get to Termina. C'mon Epona...
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(it's 11:30 at night and Mz/Chx is outside the Milk Bar Latte in East Clock Town Termina)
Mz/Chx: (knocking on the door) Helllllooooooo?
Owner (Mr. Barten): Yeah, yeah who's 'dere?!
Mz/Chx: Hiiiiii Mr. Barten! I brought my own glass!
Mr. Barten: sigh C'mon in.
(she heads down the stairs and sits inbetween the unoccupied stool between Kafei and Link...who BTW, look pretty pissed)
Mz/Chx: Hi guys! (smile)
Link: (who's an adult)......
Mz/Chx: (turns to Kafei) What's eatin' him?
Kafei: (rolls up his sleeve to look at his watch) We told you to be here at 11 and it's 11:30!!
Link: (mumbling) Man, you sure are living up to that "CPT" myth...
Mz/Chx: (takes a pen out her purse and holds it like a micrphone) ANNNNND we are now going live to Link being a bitch, Link? (tilts pen)
Link: :(
Kafei: Hey, hey. Now, would you CARE to explain why you were late?
Mz/Chx: Damn, I thought I graduated high-school, TEACHER.
Kafei: (rolls eyes)
Mr. Barten: (who was cleaning out a glass with a hankerchief) So, what'll it be kids?
Kafei: 2 regulars...
Mz/Chx: Oh, and one SUPER-Chateau...On the rocks.
Kafei: "Super Chateau?", what the hell is that?!
Mz/Chx: It's just something I created one time while playing with my milk. I added cinnamon, whipped cream, and some Arbor Mist.
Mr. Barten: C'mon right up!
Mz/Chx: So, wassup fellers?
Kafei: WELL, remember last week when we hung out?
Mz/Chx: Yeah, I thought we had a blast! Even though I don't remember all of it...
Link: Maybe it was because you were to busy running around in your "Pochacco" lingerie and swimming inside a yellow Chu-Chu!
Mz/Chx: Okay Link, I didn't really ASK for your fucking 2 rupees! (get it, 2 cents, 2 rupees? haha) Hmmm, but that WOULD explain why my hair was green for 3 days...Plus, YOU liked it!
Kafei: PLEASE! Damn!
Mr. Barten: Here ya go kids. 2 regulars for the lightweights...
Kafei: (rolls eyes)
Link: (glare)
Mr. Barten: And one "SUPER CHATEAU" for the lovely young lady...
Link: Lovely young lady? Where? Where??
Mz/Chx: You're so lucky this milk is so damn expensive or I'd bust this bottle right on your dense head!
Mr. Barten: Ehhh, that'll be 280 rupees, sir.
Kafei: Well, here's OUR 40. (slides two red rupees on the table)
Mz/Chx: (sipping her milk) Huh? Oh...(digs in pockets) Umm...Do you take American?
Mr. Barten: sigh Fine whatever...
Mz/Chx: (about to hand him the money but yanks it away) WAIT! Why does MY milk cost 240 rupees?! I thought Chateau only cost 200!
Mr. Barten: Ummm, you had a SUPER Chateau.
Mz/Chx: But it still shouldn't cost that much!
Mr. Barten: Miss, do you have any IDEA how difficult it is to find cinnamon, whipped cream, and Arbor Mist in Termina?!
Mz/Chx: sigh (slams money on the table)
Kafei: FINALLY, without the distractions...This woman was watching your "festivities" that night and...
Mz/Chx: If she wants my number tell her I said "No thanks because I don't roll that way".
Kafei: Oo No...She wanted to (mumbles) send you to therapy.
Mz/Chx: Damn...I am a psycho, huh?
Link: We didn't need a certified psychiatrist to figure that out...(gulp gulp)
Kafei: (whacks Link on the head) Shush!
Mz/Chx: Hmmm, well is it required? More importantly, do I hafta pay?
Kafei: YES and no...
Mz/Chx: Huh?
Kafei: NO as in you don't have to pay because, we being your friends, care about you enough to have paid for these services.
Mz/Chx: Really? (turns to Link) Awww, you DO still care! (hugs Link)
Link: Yeah, yeah, don't get used to it...
Kafei: BUT...Yes as in you DO have to go because this was a good 3590-rupee service.
Mz/Chx: Hey, how come you two don't have to go! You're just as dysfunctional as I am!
Link: Ugh, we DO have to go...
Kafei: I'm afraid he's right, as your friends we are obliged to attend each of these sessions with you for "support".
Mz/Chx: Awwww...that's nice. But HE'S (points thumb at Link) about as supportive as a 34-A cup bra to my grandma...
Link: ....!
Kafei: Whatever, just make sure you show up at my sister's shop next weekend at 11 okay?
MzChx: Okay.
Link: 11 as in 11:00 AM, as in 11:00 AM in TERMANIAN TIME.
Mz/Chx: (rolls eyes) Shut the hell up, Link
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And that ends chapter one! Review!
By the way, CPT stands for "Colored People Time" because of that saying that y'know, how black people are always late?
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