Lalalala!!! I got a writers block for not rating this story properly... Anyway I'll be more careful next time... On with the story!

Kate: Why?

Me: Because I say so

Kate: Should it be you if it is supposed to be I Kate, your alter ego that has ruled your life for the past week!

Me: I dunno...

Kate: You forgot the disclaimer... You don't want people suing us...

Me: Oh yeah.... I don't own LOTR!

Kate: Good girl...

Kate pats Me on the head

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Insane Morons

Chapter 3: What happened to the once INSANE Kate?

Kate is sitting on a chair.

Kate: Hello I'm Kate and I am about to become known to the world for being the sanest person in the universe...

Ally runs to Kate

Ally: No you're not! You are insane! You are KATE!

Kate: You are correct but not the insane Kate!

Legolas arrives.

Ally: Hey Leggy!

Legolas: Hi! Hey isn't that the girl who called me Will Turner?

Kate: Yes you are correct but you are no Will Turner you are Legolas Greenleaf son of King Thranduil the Prince of Northern Mirkwood-

Ally: Enough FYI's time to get you insane again!

Legolas: She was better off insane...

Haldir passes by

Haldir: Hey Nacho!

Kate: I beg your pardon my name is not Nacho it is Kate!!! Nacho is a Mexican type of food's name!

Haldir: Is there something wrong with her?

Legolas and Ally: Yup...

Maria pops out of nowhere with Elladan

Maria: I agree...

Anne walks with Merry this time near Kate

Anne: I agree but to tell you the truth I didn't like it when she bit my arm...

Kate: If I did I am so sorry...

Frodo walks past them

Kate: HEY FRODO!!!

Kate runs to Frodo and hugs him

Ally: We got the old Kate back...

Everyone else except for Ally, Kate and Frodo: Aye...

Kate and Frodo start to walk away, Frodo seems annoyed

Ally: I wonder what Kate's thinking now...

Everyone except for Ally: I don't want to know!

Ally: OK what do we do now?

Maria: Try to get more people here?

Anne: No! They'll try to get our preciouses back! I need Pip and Merry they're mine!!!

Maria: And Elladan and Elrohir are mine... We cannot risk others coming to Middle Earth!

Ally: Yes... We must warn all the cute guys in Middle Earth!

Anne: But how...

Legolas and Haldir start to back away from the three girls hoping they won't become insane

Ally, Anne and Maria: WE FORM THE COUNCIL OF FANGIRLS!!!

Kate walks by with Frodo and still hugging him

Kate: Can I join?

Ally: Sure Kate...

Kate: YAY!

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Hence forth the chappy 3 is now completed and we need more peeps for the COUNCIL OF FANGIRLS...

Coming to a computer screen near you...

FYI: The Council of Fangirls is on the Chapter 5 of this story so Chappy 4 shall be open for more fans so hurry!!! FYI2: Kate is my alter ego who has been ruining my life for the past week...

R/R Please!!!