Yahoo 1 review!!! Well thanks Sara and I put your muses in the story too and thanks ElfieGal I plan to put the MICWA in this chapter for you! Well here's Chapter 4!

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Insane Morons

Chapter 4: Forming the Council

Kate: I like mushrooms...

Merry and Pippin: You do? Do you know the I Like Mashrooms song?

Kate: YEAH!!!

*Kate, Merry and Pippin start singing the I Like Mashrooms song*

Ally: I am severely annoyed...

Anne and Maria: Us too...

A voice in the distance: We can put a stop to it!

Anne: who said that?

Voices: Us!

*4 girls drop in the scene*

Girl #1: Hi...

Anne: and you guys are...

Kate: Squirrels!

Girl #2: No... I'm Austin!

Girl #3: I'm Tris!

Girl #1: I'm Sara!

Girl #4: And I'm Kate!

Kate: Hey I'm Kate!

Ally: We cannot have two Kates running about...

Anne: Let's call her Kathy!!!

Kathy: Kathy sounds nice... I'll take it!

Maria: OK now we can form the Council!

Alex: No council is perfect without the Mentally Insane Chickens Wanting to be Accepted or MICWA!

Ally: Tell them to join!!! The more the merrier!

Merry: My names in it! YAHOO!

Maria: I know another song with your name in it too!

Pippin: Can I sing it?

Alex: OK my cute little hobbit you!

Anne: He's mine... *shriek of terror is heard*

Kate: Did you just say... *shriek of terror is heard*?

Anne: Yes she did...

Sara: We have to organize this council!

Tris: I agree I say we give out flyers to some peeps to join...

Maria: But our cause is to not let any more FanGirls here!

Ally: OK we will hold it where the Council of Elrond was held OK!

Austin: And I will give the Nachos and Coke!

Kathy: I think someone's gonna have to do something about Sam...

*Sam is seen staring at Frodo*

Kate: Back off dude! He's my man...

*Sam scowls and stomps away*

Frodo: Sam was getting freaky... Thanks Kate!

Kate: Welcome my little blue-eyed friend!

*Frodo groans and Merry and Pippin giggle at Frodo*

Kate: Back off!!!

*Merry and Pippin whimper*

~Later the hobbits except Sam, Aragorn, Legolas and the Twins are having a conversation about FanGirls~

Frodo: Having a FanGirl isn't that bad...

Legolas: It's OK if you only have one...

Pippin: Having two is cool!

Merry: Having one isn't bad...

Elladan: Except when you share her...

*Elladan glares at Elrohir*

Elrohir: ehehehe...

Aragorn: I have one! YAY!

Legolas: OK we all have one so we should get more!

Merry: That would be cool!

Elladan: Count me in!

Elrohir: Me too!

Pippin: Me three!

Frodo: OK at least it will protect me from Sam...

Aragorn: I want to get more!

Legolas: It's settled then... We should get more FanGirls!

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Oh poor guys... They have no idea on what are FanGirls... Anyway hurry I have chappy 5 in mind so if you want to appear in chappy 5 tell me quick!

What I need...

2 rabid Legolas fangirls
3 rabid Haldir fangirls
4 rabid Elladan/Elrohir fangirls
1 rabid Estel fans
A completely insane guy/gal
Anyone interested with the hobbits (first 8 only...)

Please R/R too!