Disclaimer: I do not own LoTr or it's characters so if you disagree... SCRAM!
Anyway I'm sorry for not updating for a really, really long time, I was planning of discontinuing it but I decided since I've run out of Ideas for TTOME I'll write chapters for this instead! So if you have any idea's for Pippin's turn in TTOME, PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW IN TTOME!
OK I've changed the plot but there will still be one month in Rivendell and Kate will get more and more insane by the minute and this will become a parody of LoTr and I changed the summary and etc, etc, etc, I assure you this will be good and cool!
Anyway now our story... By the way you may find this strangely familiar and you are about to read why... Oh and no offence to all the FanGirls because of Pordor!
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Insane Morons
Chapter 5: The Council of the FanGirls
"Friends and strangers, friends of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of the real world..." Ally stated "Middle Earth's cuties stand on the brink of destruction, one of you must decide it's fate" and everyone gasped,
Among the members there was PopcornLeader, Lily Boffin, Ruby and Kate of the Shire, the four came all the way from it and carry a heavy burden yet to come... Kate held the one jacket, the jacket that will close the portal of the real world allowing no more FanGirls to come but there is a disadvantage, as the jacket corrupts Kate or it's bearer, the more insane they get, as you can see by Kate's status, Ruby was Kate's friend in the Shire, she lived with her in Crick Hollow while finding a way to snatch Pippin from Merry's grasp with PopcornLeader and Lily, the two troublesome friends played pranks on every hobbit and that's why Ruby hired them, the four were best of friends, even though PopcornLeader and Lily fought over Merry sometimes it's cool
There was also Sara, Tris, ElfieGal, boobtubesandgrass and Lynsay from Mirkwood, the most dangerous of all realms and the best producer of hair care products!
Lastly there was Lady Voldything, Austin and Kathy of Rivendell, the four were very, very annoying and talented at the same time and they are all crushing on the Half-elven brothers [Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir]
Maria and Anna are sadly sucked into a black hole because Kate 'accidentally' spilled Gandalf's black hole juice and sent them strait somewhere where Elladan, Elrohir and the hobbits keep their clones
Anyway... "Bring forth the jacket Kate..." Ally told Kate and Kate put it on the elven jacket hammer of Elendil, and she went back to her seat, sighed and everyone stared at it in awe
"It is a gift... a gift from the annoyingness of Pordor [the land of the FanGirls]! Why don't we use this jacket-"said Janine [my muse from Mirkwood too] but Austin cut her off, "You cannot wield it! None of us can!" "And what would an annoying troublesome elf know about it?" Janine asked "This is no mere annoying troublesome elf! She is Austin daughter of kings, princess of Mirkwood... You owe her your allegiance..." Tris told Janine "Austin?" Janine asked "Havo dad, Tris" Austin told Tris, good thing Janine needed to brush up on her elvish... Tris sat down scowling "Mirkwood has no princess, Mirkwood needs no princess..." Janine muttered out loud and sat down
"You have only one choice... the jacket must be destroyed" Ally said then everyone went silent "Then what are we waiting for?" Lily asked then she went to the jacket and tried to rip it but when she tried a force pushed her back "One cannot destroy it by just ripping it Lilly Boffin, it must be cut in two using the scissors of Sarumana found in her oversized sewing kit in Pordor" Ally said "One does not simply walk into Pordor, it's Pink Gates are filled with things more deadly and annoying than FanGirls, it is a vast wasteland full of posters of the ones we love with smooches or kiss marks, the very air you breath is deadly, it can put you into a deep sleep and all you will think about is making the world full of pink fluffy pillows... and the great purple eye is ever watchful..." Janine said "Have you heard nothing of what Lady Ally has said? The jacket must be destroyed" Tris told Janine "And I suppose you will be the one to do it!" a voice said and it was Leah, Tris's most hated enemy [story purposes] "And what happens when Saurumana [The top Mary-Sue] gets what is her's?" Janine asked "I would die before I see the jacket in the hands of Tris!" Leah shouted
Then they all started arguing then Kate started shouting "I will take it!" then when finally everyone turned their attention to Kate she said "I will take the ring to Pordor! Though I do not know the way..." "I will help you bear this burden Kate... um... What was your last name again?" Lady Voldything asked "Proudfoot" Kate replied annoyed that a person didn't know her last name but little did she know no one at all knew her last name before she said it just now... Anyway "Kate Proudfoot as long as it is yours to bear..." Lady Voldything said "But I'm still mad at you for not knowing my last name you evil elf!" Kate told her clutching her collar so that their faces were aligned then Kate let go after she saw the fear in Lady Voldything's eyes "In either life or death I will protect you... You have my sword" Austin told us "And you have my bow!" Tris said "And my smartness, wittiness, brilliance, insaneness- ow..." Sara said but PopcornLeader stepped on her foot "You carry the fate of us all freaky one... If this is indeed the will of the council, then I will see it done..." Janine said "I wanna come!" PopcornLeader, Ruby, Lily, boobtubesandgrass, Lynsay, Kathy, Lady Voldything, ElfieGal and Leah said "OK" Ally replied and they all grouped together "Since I want to go and I am the smartest and best person and the highest ranking elf here you shall be called the Fellowship of the Jacket!" Ally said "Hear that? We're in the fellowship!" PopcornLeader told Lily "Great... Where are we going?" Lily asked then everyone just stared at her
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OK so you all know now the Council of the FanGirls and as you can see I've used some of you guys to fill in for some spots... OK? Anyway if you don't understand what I'm trying to do here it is...
Lily- Pippin
PopcornLeader- Merry
Ruby- Sam
Kate- Frodo
Janine- Boromir
Lady Voldything- Gandalf [the insane]
Austin- Aragorn
Tris- Legolas
Leah- Gimli
OK? So now you know and the rest of you are also in the fellowship and apply to the randomness of the story!
Review answers:
Lily the Bucklander: Hi Lily! Nice to see you in my reviews! Anyway you have gotten your wish my fair maiden! OMG! DID I JUST SAY FAIR MAIDEN??!!! SEE I SAID IT AGAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway I plan to review everyone with completely long reviews full of randomness and insanity so I figured I'll do your's first... [gets Dom Monaghan] He's all yours bub
Lady Voldything: HI! I like your review a lot so I will put it here so the whole world can read the insanity and randomness! I LOVE INSANITY AND RANDOMENESS! YEAH BABY YEAH! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE TO BE CALLED GANDALF THE INSANE OF THE FELLOWSHIP! Because you rock randomness and insanity... Well can you give me a nickname for the peeps to call you? Anyway thanks for reviewing! Oh you'll get your Merry soon too! Don't worry Lily both of you can have him!
Review: I can be a rabid elladan/elrohir fangirl, the COMPLETELY INSANE FRUITCAKE PIE, (i mean gal), or a RABID MERRY FAN. GO MERRY. KEEP IT ON WITH THOSE CARROTS BABAY.
qualifications:
i am incredibly random
i have many nicknames i give, and one of my galpals in nickname Philip Von Poufenstein. some more are Freshman (she's a junior), Cake, Coffee, Cappy, Tomato, and Keeper of the Mold.
i fully believe that i am the Ghost Demon Queen of the Ninja Knife Monkeys and that all the powers of the Uzbekistanian Mafia stands behind me.
i have connections in the dyslexic purple llama network
i have a KITTY
i am in a constant state of seeming (but not necessarily being) high, hyper, delusional, sugar-high and completely bananas. and i like bananas.
i have adhd, so my brain jumps from point A to point Q while everyone else is still asking for directions to B, so when i hear sometihng that reminds me of something, then i think of the second thing, then THAT reminds me of something (and so on and so forth) so a person could mention a doctors appointment and then i could crack up and start babbling about Honey Nut Cheerios
I HAVE MIGHTY TAPIOCA POWER
i am completely bonkers
i love using gratuitous british terminology
so i think these are qualifications. what say you?
and since you dont have the insane person or a hobbit fan or enough twinfans yet, i think i could fit in hopeful
I LOVE THIS STORY
Persephone's-Child: HI! Like your review! Anyway I like did what you asked for but I'm afraid that there is another who wants the role as Pippins girl so I'll leave it for the final chapter... Anyway PEREGRIN TOOK AND BILLY COME HERE! [Billy comes in and Nienna shoves him to Ruby] He's all yours!
boobtubesandgrass: LoL! OK you're in anyway can you give me a nick? For the story I mean... PLEASE? Anyway I like your pen name! So I shall give you Legolas merchandise! [shoves boobtubesandgrass posters postcards, keychains and more Legolas stuff]
rogue mystique: HI LYNSAY! NICE TO SEE YOU! [waves] GLAD YOU LIKE MY STORY! THANKIES FOR REVIEWING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER! SO FOR THAT YOU GET A LEGGY KISS! [Legolas kisses Lynsay on the lips] OK Legolas you can stop... Legolas stop! STOP NOW! [tries to pull Legolas off Lynsay but he won't budge...] OK so if you two are stuck together locked into each others arms in a deep compassionate kiss I might as well have Elijah and I do the same thing... [kisses Elijah Wood]
Telepond: Hi! Hello! YOU'RE IN! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! You are his FanGirl so I shall give Orli to you! [shoves Orli to Telepond and they do the same routine like Lynsay's or rogue mystique] OK well I still have Elijah! [kisses Elijah again]
Sea, Flames, Fire, Water: It's back on... OK?
MystiqueHottie7: You'll be in it! I assure you but after the FOTF leaves Rivendell because well you'll soon know! :)
Icy: Hi Icy! Your friend will be in it as soon as the FOTF leaves Rivendell! Oh and tell me your pen name too! Anyway tell her a belated happy birthday!
Arsinoe Selene: Hi! Please finish your story and oh yeah sorry for not giving you a lot of lines here but you shall have a really important part in the story! Really! Anyway I'll give you this... [a LARGE Legolas and Aragorn poster] OK have fun!
ElfieGal: The MICWA shall be arriving shortly but I shall first give you a present [gives ElfieGal a Pippin with a ribbon on his head] OK be nice to it! It needs food and needs to be bathed daily and needs 10 glasses of beer a day and a barrel of Longbottom Leaf every day too! Have fun!
Anyway I'm sorry for not updating for a really, really long time, I was planning of discontinuing it but I decided since I've run out of Ideas for TTOME I'll write chapters for this instead! So if you have any idea's for Pippin's turn in TTOME, PLEASE GIVE ME A REVIEW IN TTOME!
OK I've changed the plot but there will still be one month in Rivendell and Kate will get more and more insane by the minute and this will become a parody of LoTr and I changed the summary and etc, etc, etc, I assure you this will be good and cool!
Anyway now our story... By the way you may find this strangely familiar and you are about to read why... Oh and no offence to all the FanGirls because of Pordor!
=========
Insane Morons
Chapter 5: The Council of the FanGirls
"Friends and strangers, friends of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of the real world..." Ally stated "Middle Earth's cuties stand on the brink of destruction, one of you must decide it's fate" and everyone gasped,
Among the members there was PopcornLeader, Lily Boffin, Ruby and Kate of the Shire, the four came all the way from it and carry a heavy burden yet to come... Kate held the one jacket, the jacket that will close the portal of the real world allowing no more FanGirls to come but there is a disadvantage, as the jacket corrupts Kate or it's bearer, the more insane they get, as you can see by Kate's status, Ruby was Kate's friend in the Shire, she lived with her in Crick Hollow while finding a way to snatch Pippin from Merry's grasp with PopcornLeader and Lily, the two troublesome friends played pranks on every hobbit and that's why Ruby hired them, the four were best of friends, even though PopcornLeader and Lily fought over Merry sometimes it's cool
There was also Sara, Tris, ElfieGal, boobtubesandgrass and Lynsay from Mirkwood, the most dangerous of all realms and the best producer of hair care products!
Lastly there was Lady Voldything, Austin and Kathy of Rivendell, the four were very, very annoying and talented at the same time and they are all crushing on the Half-elven brothers [Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir]
Maria and Anna are sadly sucked into a black hole because Kate 'accidentally' spilled Gandalf's black hole juice and sent them strait somewhere where Elladan, Elrohir and the hobbits keep their clones
Anyway... "Bring forth the jacket Kate..." Ally told Kate and Kate put it on the elven jacket hammer of Elendil, and she went back to her seat, sighed and everyone stared at it in awe
"It is a gift... a gift from the annoyingness of Pordor [the land of the FanGirls]! Why don't we use this jacket-"said Janine [my muse from Mirkwood too] but Austin cut her off, "You cannot wield it! None of us can!" "And what would an annoying troublesome elf know about it?" Janine asked "This is no mere annoying troublesome elf! She is Austin daughter of kings, princess of Mirkwood... You owe her your allegiance..." Tris told Janine "Austin?" Janine asked "Havo dad, Tris" Austin told Tris, good thing Janine needed to brush up on her elvish... Tris sat down scowling "Mirkwood has no princess, Mirkwood needs no princess..." Janine muttered out loud and sat down
"You have only one choice... the jacket must be destroyed" Ally said then everyone went silent "Then what are we waiting for?" Lily asked then she went to the jacket and tried to rip it but when she tried a force pushed her back "One cannot destroy it by just ripping it Lilly Boffin, it must be cut in two using the scissors of Sarumana found in her oversized sewing kit in Pordor" Ally said "One does not simply walk into Pordor, it's Pink Gates are filled with things more deadly and annoying than FanGirls, it is a vast wasteland full of posters of the ones we love with smooches or kiss marks, the very air you breath is deadly, it can put you into a deep sleep and all you will think about is making the world full of pink fluffy pillows... and the great purple eye is ever watchful..." Janine said "Have you heard nothing of what Lady Ally has said? The jacket must be destroyed" Tris told Janine "And I suppose you will be the one to do it!" a voice said and it was Leah, Tris's most hated enemy [story purposes] "And what happens when Saurumana [The top Mary-Sue] gets what is her's?" Janine asked "I would die before I see the jacket in the hands of Tris!" Leah shouted
Then they all started arguing then Kate started shouting "I will take it!" then when finally everyone turned their attention to Kate she said "I will take the ring to Pordor! Though I do not know the way..." "I will help you bear this burden Kate... um... What was your last name again?" Lady Voldything asked "Proudfoot" Kate replied annoyed that a person didn't know her last name but little did she know no one at all knew her last name before she said it just now... Anyway "Kate Proudfoot as long as it is yours to bear..." Lady Voldything said "But I'm still mad at you for not knowing my last name you evil elf!" Kate told her clutching her collar so that their faces were aligned then Kate let go after she saw the fear in Lady Voldything's eyes "In either life or death I will protect you... You have my sword" Austin told us "And you have my bow!" Tris said "And my smartness, wittiness, brilliance, insaneness- ow..." Sara said but PopcornLeader stepped on her foot "You carry the fate of us all freaky one... If this is indeed the will of the council, then I will see it done..." Janine said "I wanna come!" PopcornLeader, Ruby, Lily, boobtubesandgrass, Lynsay, Kathy, Lady Voldything, ElfieGal and Leah said "OK" Ally replied and they all grouped together "Since I want to go and I am the smartest and best person and the highest ranking elf here you shall be called the Fellowship of the Jacket!" Ally said "Hear that? We're in the fellowship!" PopcornLeader told Lily "Great... Where are we going?" Lily asked then everyone just stared at her
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OK so you all know now the Council of the FanGirls and as you can see I've used some of you guys to fill in for some spots... OK? Anyway if you don't understand what I'm trying to do here it is...
Lily- Pippin
PopcornLeader- Merry
Ruby- Sam
Kate- Frodo
Janine- Boromir
Lady Voldything- Gandalf [the insane]
Austin- Aragorn
Tris- Legolas
Leah- Gimli
OK? So now you know and the rest of you are also in the fellowship and apply to the randomness of the story!
Review answers:
Lily the Bucklander: Hi Lily! Nice to see you in my reviews! Anyway you have gotten your wish my fair maiden! OMG! DID I JUST SAY FAIR MAIDEN??!!! SEE I SAID IT AGAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway I plan to review everyone with completely long reviews full of randomness and insanity so I figured I'll do your's first... [gets Dom Monaghan] He's all yours bub
Lady Voldything: HI! I like your review a lot so I will put it here so the whole world can read the insanity and randomness! I LOVE INSANITY AND RANDOMENESS! YEAH BABY YEAH! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE TO BE CALLED GANDALF THE INSANE OF THE FELLOWSHIP! Because you rock randomness and insanity... Well can you give me a nickname for the peeps to call you? Anyway thanks for reviewing! Oh you'll get your Merry soon too! Don't worry Lily both of you can have him!
Review: I can be a rabid elladan/elrohir fangirl, the COMPLETELY INSANE FRUITCAKE PIE, (i mean gal), or a RABID MERRY FAN. GO MERRY. KEEP IT ON WITH THOSE CARROTS BABAY.
qualifications:
i am incredibly random
i have many nicknames i give, and one of my galpals in nickname Philip Von Poufenstein. some more are Freshman (she's a junior), Cake, Coffee, Cappy, Tomato, and Keeper of the Mold.
i fully believe that i am the Ghost Demon Queen of the Ninja Knife Monkeys and that all the powers of the Uzbekistanian Mafia stands behind me.
i have connections in the dyslexic purple llama network
i have a KITTY
i am in a constant state of seeming (but not necessarily being) high, hyper, delusional, sugar-high and completely bananas. and i like bananas.
i have adhd, so my brain jumps from point A to point Q while everyone else is still asking for directions to B, so when i hear sometihng that reminds me of something, then i think of the second thing, then THAT reminds me of something (and so on and so forth) so a person could mention a doctors appointment and then i could crack up and start babbling about Honey Nut Cheerios
I HAVE MIGHTY TAPIOCA POWER
i am completely bonkers
i love using gratuitous british terminology
so i think these are qualifications. what say you?
and since you dont have the insane person or a hobbit fan or enough twinfans yet, i think i could fit in hopeful
I LOVE THIS STORY
Persephone's-Child: HI! Like your review! Anyway I like did what you asked for but I'm afraid that there is another who wants the role as Pippins girl so I'll leave it for the final chapter... Anyway PEREGRIN TOOK AND BILLY COME HERE! [Billy comes in and Nienna shoves him to Ruby] He's all yours!
boobtubesandgrass: LoL! OK you're in anyway can you give me a nick? For the story I mean... PLEASE? Anyway I like your pen name! So I shall give you Legolas merchandise! [shoves boobtubesandgrass posters postcards, keychains and more Legolas stuff]
rogue mystique: HI LYNSAY! NICE TO SEE YOU! [waves] GLAD YOU LIKE MY STORY! THANKIES FOR REVIEWING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER! SO FOR THAT YOU GET A LEGGY KISS! [Legolas kisses Lynsay on the lips] OK Legolas you can stop... Legolas stop! STOP NOW! [tries to pull Legolas off Lynsay but he won't budge...] OK so if you two are stuck together locked into each others arms in a deep compassionate kiss I might as well have Elijah and I do the same thing... [kisses Elijah Wood]
Telepond: Hi! Hello! YOU'RE IN! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! You are his FanGirl so I shall give Orli to you! [shoves Orli to Telepond and they do the same routine like Lynsay's or rogue mystique] OK well I still have Elijah! [kisses Elijah again]
Sea, Flames, Fire, Water: It's back on... OK?
MystiqueHottie7: You'll be in it! I assure you but after the FOTF leaves Rivendell because well you'll soon know! :)
Icy: Hi Icy! Your friend will be in it as soon as the FOTF leaves Rivendell! Oh and tell me your pen name too! Anyway tell her a belated happy birthday!
Arsinoe Selene: Hi! Please finish your story and oh yeah sorry for not giving you a lot of lines here but you shall have a really important part in the story! Really! Anyway I'll give you this... [a LARGE Legolas and Aragorn poster] OK have fun!
ElfieGal: The MICWA shall be arriving shortly but I shall first give you a present [gives ElfieGal a Pippin with a ribbon on his head] OK be nice to it! It needs food and needs to be bathed daily and needs 10 glasses of beer a day and a barrel of Longbottom Leaf every day too! Have fun!