A/N - Yay for readers/reviewers!!! Some of you had been asking about Sandy, I hope this is funny! =)

(Sandy's POV)

Did Kirsten really just tell me that?

Julie Cooper, pregnant by Luke Ward?

The little blonde boy that used to be friends with Seth in elementary school?

Before he started beating him up?

Before they became friends? Sort of?

Is that even legal?

I think Luke is eighteen...maybe he got held back.

God, that is sick.

I knew Julie was twisted, but...

Wait a minute, hasn't she been with Caleb, too?

Could it be his?

Is that even biologically possible?

Stop it Sandy, that's repulsive.

This whole thing is repulsive.

That poor Marissa. Girl's been through so much. I hope Ryan is nice to her.

Poor Jimmy...his life is going down the shitter lately.

Not that he would give a damn that Julie is knocked up by his daughter's ex-boyfriend.

Last time I checked, I lived in Newport Beach, not Beverly Hills.

Same difference.

Thank God Seth is normal.

Ha ha.

Stop it Sandy, that's your son. And you're damn proud of him.

Yeah, I am.

He isn't out knocking up middle-aged divorcees.

I don't think.

Nah, he's just sleeping with Miss Popularity.

Yep, that's my boy.

Well, if nothing else, this could be an interesting custody case.

If either of them even want it.

Heh, maybe they'll get married.

Wouldn't surprise me.

Nothing would at this point.