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(Jimmy's POV)

God, Julie.

You know, you could've told me before you went public with this.

We were separated, sure, and I definitely didn't want you back,

but we hadn't even drawn up divorce papers yet!

Speaking of, why haven't we?

The girls?

Oh, Marissa, sweetie...you've been through way too much for a girl your age.

And Caleb Nichol is getting in way over his head for someone his age.

What is he, like, eighty?

At least?

He'll be dead before the kid graduates.

Why do I care about this, again?

Oh, right, it's ruining my daughters' lives.

Could I get custody of Caitlin?

Could I handle it?

I can barely handle myself and Marissa, let alone Caitlin and the restaurant.

But I can't just leave her with Julie and Caleb

Can I?

How could I have been married to that woman for so long?

If only I'd married Kirsten...

Stop it, Jimmy...then you wouldn't have Marissa or Caitlin.

And Sandy has been your best friend

Your only friend.

This just makes me look like even more of an asshole.

Let's count the good things:

Marissa and Caitlin

Sandy and Kirsten

The restaurant

Hailey

Hailey, Caleb's daughter

Caleb, the Caleb that's having a baby with my ex-wife.

When did my life turn into a bad Aaron Spelling show?