A/N - I'm going to try to start putting some action into the thoughts! Moving the story along a little...thanks for reading and reviewing! =)

(Kirsten's POV)

Dear God,

It's my dad's.

So JuJu says.

JuJu strikes again.

I wonder if there's a snake species called that.

JuJu.

Like KiKi, kind of.

Weird.

She went public with the "joyous news" today.

And my Dad proposed...

And JuJu said yes.

Of course she did - she's on a roll.

She's conquering Orange County's youths and geriatrics.

I just had a disgusting thought -

JuJu being my step-mother.

And having a child young enough to be my grandchild.

Well, almost.

I should have the talk with Seth again.

No, I'll make Sandy do it.

He's all about abstinence.

So I'm going to have a new brother or sister.

And so is Marissa. And Caitlin.

And I bet she expects a baby shower.

Shit, I need a drink.