A/N - Wow, my longest chapter yet!!! I can't believe how long this story is...and to think I started out as a one-shot, and it's still going! Thanks to all of you who read and review it! Can't thank you enough! =) There's some action in this chappie. =)
(Summer's POV)
Ohmygosh
Today was like, so The Valley.
Well, The Valley meets The Young and The Restless.
Or The Young and The Not-So-Young.
Or The Young and The Wish-I-Was-Still-Young-So-I'll-Just-Act-Like-It.
So Julie Cooper was shopping for stuff for her wedding/baby shower, right?
And Luke finds her at the shopping center
He's totally, all like, devestated, that she's marrying Caleb Nichol.
Because like, he knows it's his baby, no matter what she says. He knows it.
And he like, wants it! Isn't that like, so cute?!
Sorry, Coop, I love you more than my Seven jeans, but it is cute.
Everyone has to admit it.
Well, maybe everyone but you.
And Ryan, whose Emotion-ometer seems to be stuck on Brooding.
Just for that, you can borrow my Seven jeans.
For, like, three days.
Or two.
Anyway, so Julie is all stalking out to her car with her stuff, and Luke comes up to her, and just wants to talk.
But Julie won't give him the time of day now.
She just like, walks away from him! Just walks away!
So then Luke, like, follows her car on foot as she starts to pull out of the parking space.
He's like, all jogging next to her window, and his voice is getting all louder,
and he's running faster as she drives away, and he's all like, saying,
"Julie, please! I know it's my baby, Julie! I know it! Please don't do this!"
And then
He just like
Falls.
On the ground.
Like, the pavement.
Flat down on his chest and hands
And his hands are all bleeding, and he just like,
Lies there, like with his face on the hot pavement and everything
People behind him are like, honking and stuff
But nobody goes to help him.
Sorry Coop, but I had to.
It was, like, so sad. Like, the end of ET sad.
I would've cried if he wasn't such a schmuck.
I just helped him up is all.
And followed him home, just so I didn't have his blood on my hands if he was so busted up over your mom that he like, committed.
Actually, I did have his blood on my hands.
Maybe if the baby is a girl, he'll name her after me, since I like, saved his life?
What the hell, Coop, keep the Sevens. I owe you at least that much.
(Summer's POV)
Ohmygosh
Today was like, so The Valley.
Well, The Valley meets The Young and The Restless.
Or The Young and The Not-So-Young.
Or The Young and The Wish-I-Was-Still-Young-So-I'll-Just-Act-Like-It.
So Julie Cooper was shopping for stuff for her wedding/baby shower, right?
And Luke finds her at the shopping center
He's totally, all like, devestated, that she's marrying Caleb Nichol.
Because like, he knows it's his baby, no matter what she says. He knows it.
And he like, wants it! Isn't that like, so cute?!
Sorry, Coop, I love you more than my Seven jeans, but it is cute.
Everyone has to admit it.
Well, maybe everyone but you.
And Ryan, whose Emotion-ometer seems to be stuck on Brooding.
Just for that, you can borrow my Seven jeans.
For, like, three days.
Or two.
Anyway, so Julie is all stalking out to her car with her stuff, and Luke comes up to her, and just wants to talk.
But Julie won't give him the time of day now.
She just like, walks away from him! Just walks away!
So then Luke, like, follows her car on foot as she starts to pull out of the parking space.
He's like, all jogging next to her window, and his voice is getting all louder,
and he's running faster as she drives away, and he's all like, saying,
"Julie, please! I know it's my baby, Julie! I know it! Please don't do this!"
And then
He just like
Falls.
On the ground.
Like, the pavement.
Flat down on his chest and hands
And his hands are all bleeding, and he just like,
Lies there, like with his face on the hot pavement and everything
People behind him are like, honking and stuff
But nobody goes to help him.
Sorry Coop, but I had to.
It was, like, so sad. Like, the end of ET sad.
I would've cried if he wasn't such a schmuck.
I just helped him up is all.
And followed him home, just so I didn't have his blood on my hands if he was so busted up over your mom that he like, committed.
Actually, I did have his blood on my hands.
Maybe if the baby is a girl, he'll name her after me, since I like, saved his life?
What the hell, Coop, keep the Sevens. I owe you at least that much.